Looth reminded me of Lover Steve and Fighter Steve

jane goodall made me believe i could just go up and hug any wild animal

Jane Goodall was my first childhood hero, as I loved animals as a kid and was inspired by her story. I still remember the National Geographic specials about her. RIP.

Kaleb Horton, again: "It's sad how many RTs you get by saying the world is ending instead of admitting the scary truth that it's not and there's work to do in it."

Popsicle 🙂

A teenager said, “yeah, we pay taxes.” And I went, “Oh? We?? I thought only [other student] had a job.”

Really into hiking videos right now even though I would never go hiking I love a leisurely stroll and nothing more difficult

Gotta participate in this year's -tober challenge

i know why idle hands and incubus fic are my least popular steddie fics but i hope u read them anyway bc they contain some of the biggest technical flexes i have ever attempted in fic also they are both wildly romantic & i take the happy ending tag very seriously

Probably my favourite Silent Hill f review

it turns out making art is spiritually and emotionally fulfilling. has anyone looked into this

This is a note to future Jeff that the thing you kept looking up and forgetting past week is literally CANADA, like the whole thing but mostly Quebec and if you forget Quebec exists again I will make you write an apology letter in French

みんなへ　酷暑が落ち着いて緊張していた身体が疲労をどかっと出すシーズンです、メンタル不調のみんなはこの傾向が特に重くなるそうなんで、無理せず休み休み過ごしておくれよな

That broke ass infant truly is everywhere all the time with everyone and yet… less than 500 works on AO3

Fruit…. Is so good…….. (I just ate a peach.)

A list of reasons to make art: -horny -spite -for the bit -if you don't who will

Student asked me “Cómo te llamo?” (sic) and without any thought in my brain at all I said “Me llamo Jeff です” and then laughed so hard when I realized

I miss custom livejournal filters. these days, I have to write down my most embarrassing and secret thoughts in a private journal like a DWEEB instead of sharing them with a small and select group of close friends guaranteed to respond sympathetically. truly the internet has gotten worse over time

[update] Scheduled: #AO3 will be down for about 20 hours starting at 07:30 UTC on September 26 while we prepare some improvements to collection browsing.

I know we've agreed the Gen Z stare is just an acceptable response to the horror of Customers and to be clear both my beloved friends and my beloved students are Gen Z, but every time I hand over my cash and say "Thank you, out of $20" or whatever and some child just 😶😶😶😶 it's so hard not to giggle

there's a big problem with the culture here on bluesky, and it's that not nearly enough people are posting about the 10 year anniversary of Carly Rae Jepsen's groundbreaking and timeless album EMOTION being this year and how awesome that is

Playing my favorite game of ethos, pathos, logos where I trick teenagers into media literacy with commercials

once again, if tylenol caused autism, america would have a better rail system

My feet HORT

predicting that this will start a new trend of artists using the @yeougui.bsky.social method of putting a little cartoon of the character consenting in the corner of brutal pornography

✅You can use my consent stickers freely to label your art as consensual. You can use them on art you paywall. You can also use them on illustration prints. ❌Please do not use them for physical merchandise such as apparel, stickers or charms though! Ask me before you do that~

forty year old eddie munson trips into a fairy ring (it's NOT his fault there's SO MANY OF THEM IN HIS GARDEN ALL OF A SUDDEN ‼️‼️) and it turns out he's been kidnapped as a companion for the faefolk's little human pet, who's apparently been making eyes at him since they were both children.

🧚‍♀️

I immediately got banned from tumblr back in the day for posting Courbet's L'origine du monde in response to the porn ban. Labeling art as degenerate is anti-intellectual and anti-human - fuck you for capitulating in advance, Capital dick suckers.

Bought Fairlife because my grocery ordered too much and put it on sale and the internet kept saying it was the best milk and that shit was ASS kept separating in my chia puddings and spoiled before its expiration date like a week after opening

has anyone done a steddie version of the town witch who puts a key on a cat's collar, and says anyone who can catch it gets to marry them? Eddie's the witch, and Steve is a knight who loves feeding stray cats. Or, more accurately, one particular stray cat.

Told myself I wasn’t gonna buy Fall candles and then came back from the grocery store with 3 candles that smell like pumpkin dessert 😔

「ガザの飢餓に終止符を」――LUSHが全店舗で連帯のメッセージを掲げる🍉 店舗や製造を一日閉鎖したイギリスに続き、日本のLUSHもガザに連帯するアクションを実施しました www.huffingtonpost.jp/entry/story_...

#freakpussymuntober EVENT ANNOUNCEMENT! Hello ghouls and gals, freaks and geeks. Peruse these images and the google doc link below for more information on Freak Pussy Munson Freaktober 2025. An event inspired by the illustrious @citrusmuppet.bsky.social docs.google.com/document/d/1...

When Virginia Woolf wrote, “I feel so intensely the delights of shutting oneself up in a little world of one’s own” she was talking about my plans for the weekend.

Discovering computer as an adult makes you go crazy. Discovering computer as a baby makes you go crazy. In all of human history, there will only ever be one generation to discover computer at the correct age: 13

While fact checking myself on opossums, I learned that I have mistakenly believed bats were more likely to be carriers of rabies and that’s not true they’re just so small and SO bitey and rabies is so deadly that bats are kinda dangerous

downloaded a new game but it requires using a mouse and I am too tired for that

Looth is gonna make me cry like my dad did before I understood how videos work and he convinced me that the giant magnet in The Brave Little Toaster was going to kill all of the appliances for real this time

I'm gonna.... [remembers that joking about suicide is a form of self-harm] go home and snuggle my stuffed animals

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Weird blobs after work

Family entertainment

The ibuprofen and I are not winning

But the best sub Steve story about self discovery in all of Steddie is @teddywesworl.bsky.social ‘s 🪑 archiveofourown.org/works/486855...

Nothing more cringe than a self-rec 🥀🥀🥀 but I heard we’re doing a sub Steve thing and I present 👉 this archiveofourown.org/works/50530507