Me llamo Jeff desu
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Hi, I’m Jeff. I am a human adult and not actually a small deer. I write fanfiction. (They/Them)
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Integration Testing - Chapter 7 - jeffgoldblum90s - The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
https://archiveofourown.org/works/80076106/chapters/213508906
about 11 hours ago
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I have already written this week's Robot Feet Tuesday but it's mostly the aftermath of violence and VERY LITTLE foot content. But there is a foot. It is a robot foot. There are also other robot limbs.
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hale🌸
about 6 hours ago
happy ides 🔪🔪🔪
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I am going to get a good grade in fic comments. A thing that is both normal to want and possible to achieve.
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✨JAIMONSTER Lv. X✨
11 months ago
A kind reminder of my audience for this my Blue Sky
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I misread when Pillion was playing tonight so ALAS I cannot watch a 2 hour movie at 9:30 p.m. on a weekday. Maybe Friday. Please pray 4 Jeff that it's still in theaters on Friday.
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Integration Testing - Chapter 7 - jeffgoldblum90s - The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
https://archiveofourown.org/works/80076106/chapters/213508906
about 11 hours ago
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Looking at little kids’ art and it turns out to be little kids you know… I was emotionally affected
about 14 hours ago
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Learned my local theater has Pillion when I tried to get lunch and every time I looked up there was a giant image of shirtless Alexander Skarsgård projected in the middle of the food court
about 14 hours ago
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Emergent Properties was good but sometimes the random French was easier to read than the jargon-y SciFi language. The end paid off tho (EXCEPT FOR ONE SUBPLOT. I'm NOT mad.)
about 16 hours ago
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Some quotes from Emergent Properties that I really liked and WILL be rolling around in my head:
about 16 hours ago
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I'm going to make a list and set timers and shit but if I can finish all my paperwork stuff I will post an update to integration testing as a little treat for myself
about 19 hours ago
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Have fun stabbing Caesar I know it’s Sunday but here’s some fun dialogue inspired by a tumblr text post my friend gonzo reblogged
about 19 hours ago
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I looked at an ultrakill character design with lust in my heart and the sns won’t stop showing me that character to emphasize my shame
1 day ago
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I’m gonna buy that stupid sweater so it better ship to my island or ELSE
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bug 🔜 PAX East
2 days ago
fujoshi are a sign of fertile soil, like a parasol mushroom in your potting soil. when you see them, even where you may not expect one, you should be grateful for their presence. it is a fortuitous sign of growth to come, and an inspiring reminder of their resilience and adaptability.
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Every damn year the British trick me into thinking I forgot Mother's Day
1 day ago
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I gotta write something happy
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been wondering why I couldn't understand half of this song and it's because it's in gaelic [nodding emoji]
1 day ago
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I slipped and fell ass first into a muddy gutter…
1 day ago
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I suppose I’m making the inference that this overture is romantic and/or sexual but I feel that it is beyond friendly in that, again, ART is the only character who makes a move to stay in touch
1 day ago
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This weekend is much luckier than last weekend! [the massive amount of paperwork I have to do looms in the background]
1 day ago
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“別の警備ユニット” way to give me nothing what’s the counter please please I need to know what it’s called
1 day ago
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Ok 不愉快千万な調査船 is so much funnier than I could have possibly anticipated Bitch level 10,000,000
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MurderBotBot
1 day ago
It poked me through the feed and I flinched. It said, Do not attempt to hack my systems, and for .00001 of a second it dropped its wall.
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兵機 is so great unfortunately I’m really terrible at reading and writing kanji so the only way I remember it is Hyogo 兵庫 airplane 飛行機
1 day ago
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Jocelyne Allen
12 months ago
Murderbot's pronouns are so it/its that the Japanese translator had to create an entirely new first-person pronoun for it: 弊機 (one among many amazing and interesting translation choices that I swear I'm going to write about one of these days).
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Uh oh it’s updated and I learned that from seeing fanart! 🙂 am I in trouble?
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2 days ago
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MurderBotBot
2 days ago
'It would be better if they could think of you as a person who is trying to help. Because that’s how I think of you.' My insides melted. That’s the only way I could describe it.
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nosferatukru ✨ feral gremlin
2 days ago
FROM THE ARCHIVES: i hadn’t seen anyone steddie-fy my favourite fan art trope yet, so i did it myself 🎶 CORRODED COFFIN ~ GOO (1990) (c. december 2022)
#artbytukru
#2022tukru
#tukruarchives
#steddie
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MurderBotBot
2 days ago
This drone had six of its spidery arms deployed when something had knocked it out of the air, and it was splayed and flattened to the deck like something had stepped on it. I wanted to pick it up and have an emotion over it like a stupid human.
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I do daily affirmations and one class was like "We hate this positivity! We want EVIL affirmations!" so I got them evil affirmations and they went "Noooo that's too mean we want the nice ones back" GOT 'EM
2 days ago
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Magnus archives 10 years old?????
2 days ago
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The Marxist feminist analysis of Murderbot not wanting to live on Mensah’s farm and do cleaning would go crazy btw like in another life I enjoyed academic writing more than erotic writing but yall live in the sexy timeline
2 days ago
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I have a theory and it’s affecting my ability to develop a voice for ART’s point of view like even more than the possibility of a diffuse mind (though I gotta write something in The Royal We for this bitch) and it’s… ART calls MB by its local feed address when speaking to it
2 days ago
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The “You are incorrect, Iris, I can…” line goes so hard I can literally never get it on any merch because 1. Stupid ahh 2. I live in a colony but was born in the colonizing country bro the optics. The optics!!!
2 days ago
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doing this again
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2 days ago
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I know I posted it on tumblr previously but I had this kinda day again
2 days ago
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Bruhhhh the end of AC was sooooo not just “no keep my number” but literally “keep the burner phone I gave you with only my number on it… just in case!” how am I who has given up on love and sex getting that’s a move
2 days ago
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I am deeply DEEPLY petty and a person whose posts I had been seeing and liking said something I did NOT like and found kind of offensive and now I resolutely refuse to like their posts. This has happened many times before. It will happen again.
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Sorrel
3 days ago
Narratively having Ever Given getting stuck in 2021 to set up Hormuz in 2026 is great foreshadowing. You want your audience to understand the basics of international shipping in a lower stakes context so you drop the real plot without a lot of saggy exposition about the minutiae of cargo logistics.
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New lockscreen. Aspirational and inspiring.
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🔞Gilded Pleasure🔞
3 days ago
i'm being so normal about this
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To be a space ship with a 4K full view surveillance system that can just look at this because I, Jeff, would be nonlethally incapacitated
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🔞Gilded Pleasure🔞
3 days ago
okay so you have to understand the degree to which this particular extremely detailed interior illustration is enabling my robot foot fetish
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bro I did not want to come to work today and I'm thinking that I should just not have come to work today
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rock robster
26 days ago
hey. "your faithful servant" from butch is a noun by s bear bergman
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My brain just activated to remember that Jason Mamoa is in SG:A and World Hoppers is based on the SG series
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3 days ago
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Commenting on a fic to say how scary and horrifying it was and seeing the comments about how hot and sexy it was and I think that is just beautiful
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