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I have already written this week's Robot Feet Tuesday but it's mostly the aftermath of violence and VERY LITTLE foot content. But there is a foot. It is a robot foot. There are also other robot limbs.

happy ides 🔪🔪🔪

I am going to get a good grade in fic comments. A thing that is both normal to want and possible to achieve.

A kind reminder of my audience for this my Blue Sky

I misread when Pillion was playing tonight so ALAS I cannot watch a 2 hour movie at 9:30 p.m. on a weekday. Maybe Friday. Please pray 4 Jeff that it's still in theaters on Friday.

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Looking at little kids’ art and it turns out to be little kids you know… I was emotionally affected

Learned my local theater has Pillion when I tried to get lunch and every time I looked up there was a giant image of shirtless Alexander Skarsgård projected in the middle of the food court

Emergent Properties was good but sometimes the random French was easier to read than the jargon-y SciFi language. The end paid off tho (EXCEPT FOR ONE SUBPLOT. I'm NOT mad.)

Some quotes from Emergent Properties that I really liked and WILL be rolling around in my head:

I'm going to make a list and set timers and shit but if I can finish all my paperwork stuff I will post an update to integration testing as a little treat for myself

Have fun stabbing Caesar I know it’s Sunday but here’s some fun dialogue inspired by a tumblr text post my friend gonzo reblogged

I looked at an ultrakill character design with lust in my heart and the sns won’t stop showing me that character to emphasize my shame

I’m gonna buy that stupid sweater so it better ship to my island or ELSE

fujoshi are a sign of fertile soil, like a parasol mushroom in your potting soil. when you see them, even where you may not expect one, you should be grateful for their presence. it is a fortuitous sign of growth to come, and an inspiring reminder of their resilience and adaptability.

Every damn year the British trick me into thinking I forgot Mother's Day

I gotta write something happy

been wondering why I couldn't understand half of this song and it's because it's in gaelic [nodding emoji]

I slipped and fell ass first into a muddy gutter…

I suppose I’m making the inference that this overture is romantic and/or sexual but I feel that it is beyond friendly in that, again, ART is the only character who makes a move to stay in touch

This weekend is much luckier than last weekend! [the massive amount of paperwork I have to do looms in the background]

“別の警備ユニット” way to give me nothing what’s the counter please please I need to know what it’s called

Ok 不愉快千万な調査船　is so much funnier than I could have possibly anticipated Bitch level 10,000,000

It poked me through the feed and I flinched. It said, Do not attempt to hack my systems, and for .00001 of a second it dropped its wall.

兵機　is so great unfortunately I’m really terrible at reading and writing kanji so the only way I remember it is Hyogo 兵庫　airplane 飛行機

Murderbot's pronouns are so it/its that the Japanese translator had to create an entirely new first-person pronoun for it: 弊機 (one among many amazing and interesting translation choices that I swear I'm going to write about one of these days).

Uh oh it’s updated and I learned that from seeing fanart! 🙂 am I in trouble?

'It would be better if they could think of you as a person who is trying to help. Because that’s how I think of you.' My insides melted. That’s the only way I could describe it.

FROM THE ARCHIVES: i hadn’t seen anyone steddie-fy my favourite fan art trope yet, so i did it myself 🎶 CORRODED COFFIN ~ GOO (1990) (c. december 2022) #artbytukru #2022tukru #tukruarchives #steddie

This drone had six of its spidery arms deployed when something had knocked it out of the air, and it was splayed and flattened to the deck like something had stepped on it. I wanted to pick it up and have an emotion over it like a stupid human.

I do daily affirmations and one class was like "We hate this positivity! We want EVIL affirmations!" so I got them evil affirmations and they went "Noooo that's too mean we want the nice ones back" GOT 'EM

Magnus archives 10 years old?????

The Marxist feminist analysis of Murderbot not wanting to live on Mensah’s farm and do cleaning would go crazy btw like in another life I enjoyed academic writing more than erotic writing but yall live in the sexy timeline

I have a theory and it’s affecting my ability to develop a voice for ART’s point of view like even more than the possibility of a diffuse mind (though I gotta write something in The Royal We for this bitch) and it’s… ART calls MB by its local feed address when speaking to it

The “You are incorrect, Iris, I can…” line goes so hard I can literally never get it on any merch because 1. Stupid ahh 2. I live in a colony but was born in the colonizing country bro the optics. The optics!!!

doing this again

I know I posted it on tumblr previously but I had this kinda day again

Bruhhhh the end of AC was sooooo not just “no keep my number” but literally “keep the burner phone I gave you with only my number on it… just in case!” how am I who has given up on love and sex getting that’s a move

I am deeply DEEPLY petty and a person whose posts I had been seeing and liking said something I did NOT like and found kind of offensive and now I resolutely refuse to like their posts. This has happened many times before. It will happen again.

Narratively having Ever Given getting stuck in 2021 to set up Hormuz in 2026 is great foreshadowing. You want your audience to understand the basics of international shipping in a lower stakes context so you drop the real plot without a lot of saggy exposition about the minutiae of cargo logistics.

New lockscreen. Aspirational and inspiring.

i'm being so normal about this

To be a space ship with a 4K full view surveillance system that can just look at this because I, Jeff, would be nonlethally incapacitated

okay so you have to understand the degree to which this particular extremely detailed interior illustration is enabling my robot foot fetish

bro I did not want to come to work today and I'm thinking that I should just not have come to work today

hey. "your faithful servant" from butch is a noun by s bear bergman

My brain just activated to remember that Jason Mamoa is in SG:A and World Hoppers is based on the SG series

Commenting on a fic to say how scary and horrifying it was and seeing the comments about how hot and sexy it was and I think that is just beautiful