Me llamo Jeff desu
@jffgldblm90s.bsky.social
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Hi, I’m Jeff. I am a human adult and not actually a small deer. I write fanfiction. (They/Them)
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I write thread fics and real fics. This is a pinned post.
over 1 year ago
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The PMO factory somehow found multiple ways to get me before I left on my way out for the summer 💀
about 19 hours ago
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MurderBotBot
about 22 hours ago
No, ART said. Keep it. Maybe we’ll come within range of each other again.
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I’m Emotional…
1 day ago
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Roo reminded me that I made a video tutorial about how to use different kinds of stoves because they'll really let anyone move to Japan even if they have ZERO life skills
2 days ago
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Roo 🔞 DON'S DEAD MARKET
2 days ago
WE'RE LIVE! Support 39 fantastic independent artists working with taboo themes! You can get my novella SEED TAKES ROOT in here if you like decadent transsexual body fantasy that intertwines with forbidden eroticism between a bodyguard and prince who are just the right ages to be father and son...
add a skeleton here at some point
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My senior year of high school I took 4 AP classes (against my will), did track and field, was in multiple theater productions, and won some awards for speech and model un, BUT what I remember is all the fanfiction I wrote tbh
3 days ago
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Gonna read some horror! Have started with My Heart is a Chainsaw :)
3 days ago
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Oh my god I just saw jthm yaoi drawn on lined filler paper and was forcibly transported twenty years into the past
3 days ago
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omisotookoge
about 1 year ago
ピャッ
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✨Hoshi✨
4 days ago
Man, I love Murderbot
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The really fun Star Trek au is deleted………….. I understand but also rip
4 days ago
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I read a fic that’s completely out of whack with canon and also, like, science. But it was fun! And it’s written by this person who is soooo annoying on social media bro you can’t be this whiny and also just straight up wrong
4 days ago
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Full of mean thoughts
5 days ago
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Trying some slightly gross fiber treats because the grocery stores have no chia seeds 🥲
5 days ago
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How do the mind control fans feel about digital consciousnesses being written over or altered in real time?
5 days ago
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I really wanna post about Platform Decay spoilers but I'm not a dicksnot so I'm not gonna do that
5 days ago
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Drinking beer is giving me the urge to talk about my OCs
5 days ago
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Sending the high stress emails is, in fact, no better than receiving them but at least I don't do it at SEVEN P.M.!!!!!!!!!! I want it to be totally clear here: These people are in the same time zone as I am/only 1 hour ahead and they still chose that. ON A FRIDAY. NOW SATURDAY!! This is torture
5 days ago
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MurderBotBot
6 days ago
Couldn’t anything be simple, just for once?
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Going back in time and telling my 2015 self that I’ll fall out of love with shipping DJs and even grow to hate one of them but the friends I keep from that time will reunite with me over shipping Ryan Gosling with a rock
6 days ago
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My body treats emails like I’m being hunted by lions but TWO fics I like have updated today and my car is ready to be picked up so I’ll survive the email lions
6 days ago
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Some of my oldest and dearest friends would read rock alien fic if I could just get myself to write but unfortunately all I can think about is kms… emotion check: actually that’s really annoying I’m annoyed by my own malfunctioning brain
6 days ago
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Point Defiance Zoo & Aquarium
6 days ago
Birthday boy Sven celebrated turning 7 in true style alongside his bestie Freya! 🎉 His birthday sniffari featured mealworms, icy treats, meat, eggs, and a special layered cake. From sniffing to snacking, Sven made the most of his big day. Happy 7th birthday to this rescued cutie! ❤️🎂
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I hope that the strangers at the car place know that I’m walking in a big circle because my legs hurt so bad and if I sit or stand I’ll start screaming
6 days ago
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Also my cousin just liked a bunch of grocky posts on IG so like actually maybe I’ll annotate the weird stuff lol I gotta add to my notebook yknow?
6 days ago
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The PMO factory has sent me TWO high stress urgent emails at 7 pm on a Friday what the fuuuuck
6 days ago
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Can’t quit the PMO factory because one of the sweetest students I’ve ever had told me she couldn’t have done it without me and I have to continue to tell students like her and she’s right tbh
7 days ago
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🌙 deja/dove
8 days ago
nonbinary but specifically in the way referred to in limp bizkit's rollin' (2000), as in "hey ladies / hey fellas / and the people that don't give a fuck"
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MurderBotBot
7 days ago
Please calm yourselves and stop talking. Plan A01: Rain Destruction has been superseded by Plan B01
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Bile 🔜 ConFurence ’04
about 1 year ago
the 15th anniversary remaster cover for the fat of the land just adding more crabs is one of the funniest album covers I’ve ever seen. i think about it all the time
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About to put myself into one of the nightmare gauntlets of the PMO factory
8 days ago
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87🎞️6/6命15
8 days ago
[phm] think about long time
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I have finished my book and I didn’t annotate it to shit with shippy stuff even tho my cousin loves weird fucking shippy stuff but I hope she enjoys the annotations I did add
8 days ago
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This book has me thinking so many thoughts I’ve never thunked in my life ever before
8 days ago
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Lmao lol
8 days ago
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When you are tired and sore beyond reason and feel a little sick too it’s great to not go to class and just lay in bed reading fanfiction
8 days ago
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Bro, can we fucking not do that actually
8 days ago
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日経電子版
9 days ago
2026年は「スーパーエルニーニョ」発生の可能性、NOAA予測
www.nikkei.com/article/DGXZQO...
少なくとも過去10年間で最も勢力の強いエルニーニョに。一部地域では過酷な干ばつや激しい嵐を引き起こし、さらに地球の気温を上昇させる恐れがあります。
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2026年は「スーパーエルニーニョ」発生の可能性、NOAA予測 - 日本経済新聞
エルニーニョがこの春から夏にかけて始まる可能性が高まっているという米海洋大気局(NOAA)の予測を受けて、2026年は強力な「スーパーエルニーニョ」が発生する可能性があるとの見方が予報担当者のあいだで強まっている。このエルニーニョは、少なくとも過去10年間で最も勢力の強いものとなり、一部地域では過酷な干ばつを、また別の地域では激しい嵐を引き起こし、さらには地球の気温を上昇させる恐れがある。NO
https://www.nikkei.com/article/DGXZQOSG278VG0X20C26A4000000/?n_cid=SNSBS001&n_tw=1778639436
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My mom, who notably has done archeology irl, is beefing with the archeology youtuber I keep watching and it’s very funny to me
9 days ago
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My mom said “God gave [name] two hands, he doesn’t need any extras on him” at a family gathering and I immediately started using it and it’s getting so much traction in my life
9 days ago
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J.K. Rockin'
9 days ago
If I see your name more than once in an AO3 kudos email, or if I see your name in multiple AO3 kudos emails, we're friends now. I am handing you a fruity drink. Now we're holding hands
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With love and respect to audiobooks, I love to read my little story aloud to myself and I’m sooooooo much better at it than the “so-called” “professional” “actors” [this user frequently has to check how words are pronounced]
9 days ago
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The PMO factory got me doing paperwork at 7 p.m. on a Tuesday in my BED I gotta... not do that. That is psychologically and physically unhealthy.
9 days ago
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ELK64
10 days ago
Belugas
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People in the PHM tag on tumblr are discovering foreshadowing for the first time, it seems
10 days ago
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Yamino
10 days ago
I don't think I ever posted one of my most viral Sailor Moon comics here
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I love and missed my best friend Murderbot
10 days ago
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My book!
#mybook
11 days ago
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Hakita
14 days ago
i answered the last question, rocked asiimov's foundation. i smoked that shit that made arthur see clarke and wrote down the nine billion names of god. i deflowered algernon, tickled leibowitz's can, electric sheep dream of me. dune.
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11 days ago
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