Hi! I’m alive. The power is out and there are a lot of tree branches in my yard. I read There is no Antimemetics Division.

In a list of twenty seven grievances, immigration is seventh. Taxation without representation is seventeenth.

Not true. In their list of grievances, the Founding Fathers complained that King George III was blocking colonial laws that would promote immigration and make it easier for foreign settlers to become citizens.

As is tradition by now every year

Milk and cereal is still gross (I have a full carton of milk to drink in the next 48 hours)

This was slapped on a bus station and I’ve been laughing at it all morning

I did in fact beat the supervisor’s score. But I am very bad at detecting AI music which sucks because I love music 😔 I want to support human music and not grift but I’m just really bad at it

Please help me finish my thesis so I can finally be free of academia 🫶✨ aidetectionsurvey.carrd.co

We're so starving for consequences we're reading Vatican press releases

They’re doing radio telemetry work on our endemic crow as part of a population rehabilitation and I feel like the sun is shining on my soul… I want crows

Are we posting these? I be reading books

Hanging out in my carport

this doesn't even have the full context which makes it funnier

I want it to be known that I have six!!! Litter boxes for my four cats but they all insist on using the same one

House sitting cancelled my cousin is staying at home and sending her children to Japan with their dad

Typhoon prep again?????

Max is still mad about the dust mite being in my room and he hates the smell of disinfectant but he jumped on my bed and got petted a little so I know we’ll be OK I am forgiven

im an evil pretentious cunt on a good day but bad fic and bad fanart are so important. you gotta keep making that shit. maybe it's not getting the reaction u want and maybe u can tell that it just isn't Good yet and it hurts but like u gotta stick with it. u gotta keep making more.

I let a stupid thing keep me up all night and now I’m tired and cranky

CPSC is here to protect your children even if they are annoying and/or have bad vibes.

Jupiter in Extended Spectrum - From Judy Schmidt (geckzilla.bsky.social) - https://flic.kr/p/NG35Cn

Learned from very offended Europeans that Chinese people are making videos of their pets and farm animals having split-system A/C units as a flex and like... honestly? That's hilarious

Summer cool down hack: bookshelf

The prose of the whale book is too beautiful and intellectually stimulating also my steak too juicy my lobster too buttery but fr headache

If you’re loving the dust mite just wait I will also be doing afternoon pet sitting for my cousin so you will get to see even more animals

The dust mite’s nictitating membranes are always visible because she has a viral URI and is making a lot of boogers. This is the same reason Max and Coco’s eyes look weird in these photos (and why they have visible nose boogers). Max has an ever shifting booger stain still at 11 years old

They don’t tell you how much of kitten rescue is just watching videos while a tiny animal sleeps on you because it will scream if you don’t let it do that

Dust mite tracking thread for dust mite info and updates

Conspiracy theory: the message that a/c will make heat worse is the European version of the propaganda that lead to the fan death myth in Asia

Oh I let my mom hold the dust mite in a towel and Max dashed over to her just to hiss at the kitten. He is… a joke

The world’s tiniest machine for converting wet food into boogers

Here are some baby pictures of rescue kittens who actually had every disease

Very rarely does a kitten come into my life who isn’t a disgusting poop machine and if you watch any kitten rescue stuff you understand that they’re capable of absolute biological disaster levels of diarrhea and like oooooh my god the thrill and relief of this kitten’s solid dark little poops

Classic kitten move

I cuddle with the kitten; Max cries outside my door. I go downstairs to cuddle Max; the kitten cries in my room.

This soot sprite can wash herself

My mom made a Life Choice and now I’ve got kitten milk all over my shorts

Just announced!!! I will be illustrating 2 different endpapers per book! So excited to see this come together 🙌

90% of modern media criticism just sounds like this

The whale is becoming my favorite character

Oh! I accidentally stayed up and finished Strange Pictures. I’d say it’s the most compelling of the books even if I think it’s also the easiest to understand. I agree about that one scene tho!!! Yuck!!!

a couple rockys #art #projecthailmary

I suspected that something was what it was from its Very Fucking Annoying Sound and it is, indeed, that thing. Relatedly: I hold in my heart a true darkness but that darkness will not make lasting change or improve anyone’s life so I gotta just let it chill

Happy World Oarfish Day! 🩵❤️🩵

Strange Pictures is really compelling but I figured out The Big Twist already and I’m frankly disappointed but I did hear that I’m gonna get a real good scare still so I’m pleased

Most art isn’t there to hold its audience’s hand and walk them to enlightenment. If you watch Fight Club and come away adoring Tyler Durden, the movie has made its point just the same, but it’s made its point about you rather than to you

Yippee!!

Bought Scritchy Scratchy and even when I plug in a seperate mouse it won't let me click and drag it just... does nothing when I click no matter how much I move the mouse or trackpad lmao wasted my fake money on the scratch bot

He just slapped my butt because I wasn’t giving him enough attention