Forgot entirely about the tooth apple and then James came out of nowhere to reblog a post and his icon is the tooth apple, so now I remember the tooth apple again and i'm uncomfortable

The things a Jeff can do when a Jeff commits to reducing screentime

Game Changers got better when the characters became more miserable. Also, I think everyone in this book who has met Ilya thinks he’s a little fruity

My friend asked me to explain MTG but I have forgotten how tf to play MTG and they added stuff in the past [checks journal] twenty years

Eddie never really got the whole strap sucking thing. Like she likes a pretty girl on her knees as much as the next butch but it never really did anything for her. Sometimes she thinks Chrissy is just taking the piss when she says she has even cum just from someone sucking her strap. Like clearly

I feel so powerful right now truly I get everything that I want

The cost of cute socks is that my little toe was caught in an embroidery thread for 5 hours while I conducted a big event and it HURTS BAD!!!!!

Look for the helpers

Whoever made this Murderbot playlist and put Mitski’s “A Pearl” on it… you’ve hurt me, personally

Laying in the sunshine on the couch reading a book feels like it should be illegal it's so comfy that it's hedonistic. I had little snackies!!!

Testing out a busted camera. It's still busted (keeps giving low bat warning even with all new batteries and the battery door can open itself) but here is cat

a friend of mine actually was a very VERY famous professional athlete's middle grade assistant English language teacher which you don't need to believe because honestly it's private business but it is true

was washing dishes and had a vision of Ilya's middle grade English language teacher being baffled that this ostensibly traumatized teen finds a way to make every sentence he has to generate himself about hockey (which he consistently spells with an a — which was a mistake the first time but now...)

Howdy y'all. I draw a lot of ronance

Change is possible, I guess. Maybe someday it will even be sustainable. Coincidentally, I’ve read 4 books.

Crashed out over all my stationary stuff getting knocked off my desk and ended up rearranging the whole desk — but actually, I was just hungry.

Stevie Harrington who got offered a scholarship to play basketball at UofI but her dad refuses to let her attend because young women don't play sports so she gets a job at the new mall for the summer to piss him off.

"thinking about the end of the 2 weeks." DID thEY CHANGE THE END FOR THE SHOW..... that's mean... let him change his ticket...

It’s like a miracle. Eddie’s body is whole, nothing like the chewed-up mess they had to leave behind a year and a half ago. A lifetime ago. “Oh my God,” Steve murmurs as he holds Eddie and rubs his back, as he feels his lungs expand and contract beneath his ribs and muscles and skin.

I should be polite and say I’m doing more offline time and hobbies… so I’m not reliable online anymore

Having a straight-up kinda miserable ass day

The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With The Stars Of ‘Heated Rivalry’ https://theonion.com/the-onions-exclusive-interview-with-the-stars-of-heated-rivalry/

the bleakly funny part of the d*ffers likely using ch*tgpt (even if it is “just” for “brainstorming” or “research”) is that if they did use it, it probably regurgitated stuff scraped together from fics. u know. written by people who actually loved and paid attention to the show and did it for FREE

Crafters, if you would like something to work on capitalstitchco has released this pattern for free. The creator has said that in lieu of purchasing the pattern, put that money towards immigrants rights orgs of your choice. You can alter this for knitting & crochet too! 🧶 #knitsky #craftivism

Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds

I’m cranky as hell but someone did make me a homemade lunch as a thank you gift so it’s a little hard to be mad in these circumstances

FEELIN' PRETTY NOW OR NEVER TO ME

oh my god...

THE ONLY THING I GOT WRONG WAS THE SPORT

I can't believe I joked about Steve becoming a PE teacher with @pukner.bsky.social and then he... became a PE teacher

2026 affirmations 👏

part one of “a place beyond the quarry,” a post-canon fic, is up now; 🔗 below

Something’s wrong with Eddie. He’s been replaced or brainwashed or SOMETHING. Jeff can’t put his finger on it, but something’s wrong with him. He’s never the first one to arrive for band practice, let alone early. But here he was in the garage tuning his guitar.

I love CS's little mullet actually that is Thee Hottest Haircut where I live

Sports tweet: bro why does my favorite team suck so bad this year like these dudes just hate winning or playing good

I have just seen it but I know that CS's IR staring into his own eyes in the mirror while Chappell Roan sings "I try to be the chill girl" is gonna wedge itself into the back of my mind like a tortilla chip in the gums

UGH I DON'T WANNA DO ANY CHORES OR SHOPPING OR GRADING

It’s so fun to read books where romantic love exists I love speculative fiction topics and that’s really one I wish existed in real life alas it is only fictional

I went to check my highlights in HR so I could put them in my journal and…

Does Ilya canonically have a dunks order I want to know it if he doesn’t you can make one up but it’s gotta be good

it’s come to my attention that my tumblr post has been crossposted to bluesky, so I’m posting it on my account here #AntiAI #GenAI

There are typos in this but it’s a library book so I don’t care

I’m only half way through HR but my library got a second libby copy of katabasis so we gotta pause the gay hockey for miserable grad students in Hell

There will always be a disreputable teenager to help me move my stuff so long as I am teaching and have stuff to move

Low-key I like the gay hockey book. It does read like fanfiction, but it is... edited. Wait, no, it is Edited. And I frankly am not sure I can say that for some lit fic publications these days.

There are teenagers doing Miku dances in my classroom while I try to work. Truly nothing changes.

PWHL version bc I couldn't help myself and their jerseys are so pretty #hollanov #heatedrivalry

In the vein of “back dating a vital piece of paperwork that I submitted in September but got back in late November” we have a certificate that everyone else got in May 2025 when we finished a YEARLONG TRAINING and I received today January 7, 2026

I ordered a lunch and I think it might not get delivered and I don’t have a lunch………….

As a fan of Japanese lot who does not keep up with anime because I’m too old and boring one of those ships absolutely took me out