The PMO factory somehow found multiple ways to get me before I left on my way out for the summer 💀

No, ART said. Keep it. Maybe we’ll come within range of each other again.

I’m Emotional…

Roo reminded me that I made a video tutorial about how to use different kinds of stoves because they'll really let anyone move to Japan even if they have ZERO life skills

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My senior year of high school I took 4 AP classes (against my will), did track and field, was in multiple theater productions, and won some awards for speech and model un, BUT what I remember is all the fanfiction I wrote tbh

Gonna read some horror! Have started with My Heart is a Chainsaw :)

Oh my god I just saw jthm yaoi drawn on lined filler paper and was forcibly transported twenty years into the past

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Man, I love Murderbot

The really fun Star Trek au is deleted………….. I understand but also rip

I read a fic that’s completely out of whack with canon and also, like, science. But it was fun! And it’s written by this person who is soooo annoying on social media bro you can’t be this whiny and also just straight up wrong

Full of mean thoughts

Trying some slightly gross fiber treats because the grocery stores have no chia seeds 🥲

How do the mind control fans feel about digital consciousnesses being written over or altered in real time?

I really wanna post about Platform Decay spoilers but I'm not a dicksnot so I'm not gonna do that

Drinking beer is giving me the urge to talk about my OCs

Sending the high stress emails is, in fact, no better than receiving them but at least I don't do it at SEVEN P.M.!!!!!!!!!! I want it to be totally clear here: These people are in the same time zone as I am/only 1 hour ahead and they still chose that. ON A FRIDAY. NOW SATURDAY!! This is torture

Couldn’t anything be simple, just for once?

Going back in time and telling my 2015 self that I’ll fall out of love with shipping DJs and even grow to hate one of them but the friends I keep from that time will reunite with me over shipping Ryan Gosling with a rock

My body treats emails like I’m being hunted by lions but TWO fics I like have updated today and my car is ready to be picked up so I’ll survive the email lions

Some of my oldest and dearest friends would read rock alien fic if I could just get myself to write but unfortunately all I can think about is kms… emotion check: actually that’s really annoying I’m annoyed by my own malfunctioning brain

Birthday boy Sven celebrated turning 7 in true style alongside his bestie Freya! 🎉 His birthday sniffari featured mealworms, icy treats, meat, eggs, and a special layered cake. From sniffing to snacking, Sven made the most of his big day. Happy 7th birthday to this rescued cutie! ❤️🎂

I hope that the strangers at the car place know that I’m walking in a big circle because my legs hurt so bad and if I sit or stand I’ll start screaming

Also my cousin just liked a bunch of grocky posts on IG so like actually maybe I’ll annotate the weird stuff lol I gotta add to my notebook yknow?

The PMO factory has sent me TWO high stress urgent emails at 7 pm on a Friday what the fuuuuck

Can’t quit the PMO factory because one of the sweetest students I’ve ever had told me she couldn’t have done it without me and I have to continue to tell students like her and she’s right tbh

nonbinary but specifically in the way referred to in limp bizkit's rollin' (2000), as in "hey ladies / hey fellas / and the people that don't give a fuck"

Please calm yourselves and stop talking. Plan A01: Rain Destruction has been superseded by Plan B01

the 15th anniversary remaster cover for the fat of the land just adding more crabs is one of the funniest album covers I’ve ever seen. i think about it all the time

About to put myself into one of the nightmare gauntlets of the PMO factory

[phm] think about long time

I have finished my book and I didn’t annotate it to shit with shippy stuff even tho my cousin loves weird fucking shippy stuff but I hope she enjoys the annotations I did add

This book has me thinking so many thoughts I’ve never thunked in my life ever before

Lmao lol

When you are tired and sore beyond reason and feel a little sick too it’s great to not go to class and just lay in bed reading fanfiction

Bro, can we fucking not do that actually

2026年は「スーパーエルニーニョ」発生の可能性、NOAA予測 www.nikkei.com/article/DGXZQO... 少なくとも過去10年間で最も勢力の強いエルニーニョに。一部地域では過酷な干ばつや激しい嵐を引き起こし、さらに地球の気温を上昇させる恐れがあります。

My mom, who notably has done archeology irl, is beefing with the archeology youtuber I keep watching and it’s very funny to me

My mom said “God gave [name] two hands, he doesn’t need any extras on him” at a family gathering and I immediately started using it and it’s getting so much traction in my life

If I see your name more than once in an AO3 kudos email, or if I see your name in multiple AO3 kudos emails, we're friends now. I am handing you a fruity drink. Now we're holding hands

With love and respect to audiobooks, I love to read my little story aloud to myself and I’m sooooooo much better at it than the “so-called” “professional” “actors” [this user frequently has to check how words are pronounced]

The PMO factory got me doing paperwork at 7 p.m. on a Tuesday in my BED I gotta... not do that. That is psychologically and physically unhealthy.

Belugas

People in the PHM tag on tumblr are discovering foreshadowing for the first time, it seems

I don't think I ever posted one of my most viral Sailor Moon comics here

I love and missed my best friend Murderbot

My book! #mybook

i answered the last question, rocked asiimov's foundation. i smoked that shit that made arthur see clarke and wrote down the nine billion names of god. i deflowered algernon, tickled leibowitz's can, electric sheep dream of me. dune.

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