what if valve surprise-dropped half life 3 into everybody’s steam account like that one U2 album?

My trailblazing game industry bad-ass friend Rebecca Heineman has passed away. Fuck cancer. Friends, let’s not forget her: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rebecca...

"Take the phone away" is the first item on the list of action recommended by anti-trans parents' orgs.

I'm sorry, but I can't be assed to care about Italian trans people meeting with the Pope. This is the same institution that gave us "gender ideology", banned Catholic hospitals from providing gender affirming care in the US, and has one of the strongest colonialist legacies in the world.

not only does this tell me trump has entered his lame duck era, it tells me vance is not considered the heir apparent

For those going home to visit family this weekend: • Samsung calls it Auto Motion Plus • LG calls it TruMotion • Sony calls it Motionflow • Roku calls it Action Smoothing • Google TV calls it Motion Enhancement • Vizio calls it Smooth Motion Effect.

I kinda can't blame Cruz for rushing to start a popularity contest with JD Vance, the only person on earth he could conceivably beat.

the enemy of my enemy is not my friend but watching them smack each other in the nuts is still very funny

I’m seeing rumors that “Bubba” was the name of a horse, and people saying that would make trump our first horsefucker president. I’m sorry to tell you that is unfortunately not true. Ronald “Mr. Hands” Reagan did it first.

Republicans will be arguing that a man sucking another man's dick is an act of dominance now

She’s looking at that Rei Hino booty

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The difference in time between now and I can has cheezburger Is the same between I can has Cheezburger and the Berlin Wall falling

Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes. Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.

guess im naive, really thought epstein was being shunned after his arrest and it became common knowledge that he was running a child sex trafficking ring/blackmail operation but these rich perverts really didnt give a shit

Not a good sign that for several decades, if you went to a journalist with a story about Epstein odds were very good that journalist and Epstein were emailing each other all the time "What? No, couldn't be. He emailed me just yesterday, he would have told me about it" The email: I,,am sex criminol

"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.

I will stand by, this remains the funniest mistranslation in manga localization history

It’ll never not be funny to me that the only lasting legacy that cohost had is the guy with the inanimate trans doll wife.

hope she's feeling seen by all the "protect the dolls" love going around 💔

Here's the deal with "civil debate" about trans rights ... there isn't one.

AI is a threat to white men because it’s completely taken over the niche of being confidently wrong about something while citing reddit as a source.

While little is known about the gender dynamics of Nacirema, we do know about their culturally distinct third gender, called “Ynnart” in the local language. Ynnarts are those who are born male but dress and present as women, a third gender in Naciremean culture.

Esther Ghey is kind of allergic to talking about the transphobic murder of her daughter as a transphobic murder, huh

The secret to passing as a trans women isn’t genetics, getting on HRT early, surgery or any of that. It’s literally just the adrenochrome.

imagine what life would be like without the 2015 game of the year: what would it be like to not have toby fox’s unique interactive storytelling. where would we be if people weren’t out there pushing boundaries of what games can be. what would life be like... sans undertale.

No it’s important to listen to this. Because then you understand that many of them will do ANYTHING to keep power. Remember Musk got involved in the 2024 election after saying to Tucker “if she wins” I am definitely going to prison. So we need to move knowing that nothing is off the table for them.

My favorite comment on the FT story

I'm still thinking about the absolutely wild intro to this LeBron fancam I found last night

"I unequivocally reject identity politics" i scream, right before selecting my five gallon cowboy hat for my Fox Business interview.

1. In a major shadow docket ruling from the Supreme Court, the court has ruled against trans people's passports, giving a stay to the Trump administration. The admin has previously indicated it intend to revoke some passports if it got this ruling. Subscribe to support our journalism.

SCOTUS has granted a stay in Trump v. Orr, the trans passport case, meaning that the government will be able to once again deny gender marker changes to trans passport applicants. This is a terrible decision with horrifying consequences for trans folks. www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/25p...

A non-negotiable for Democrats in the 2028 primaries is that they must promise to expand and reform the court. The Supreme Court has lost all legitimacy to rule and it needs to be completely overhauled. Nothing less would be an abject failure and acquiescence to Republican ratfucking of the court.

BREAKING: The Supreme Court granted the Trump administration's request to enforce its discriminatory passport policy while our lawsuit makes its way through the courts. This decision undermines the freedom of transgender, non-binary, and intersex people to have our IDs reflect who we are.

Haha unless

Once more, for old times’ sake

Pictured: Andrew Cuomo fleeing New York after Mamdani wins the election

He may have lost the election but at least made sure people won’t mistake him leaving in the same 1996 Ford Bronco that OJ Simpson owned

Cheney was so evil that him dying actually lifted a curse

Dick Cheney dies, Zohran Mamdani wins, a beaver moon shines in the sky… I just know the Etsy witches have been busy.

To my friend Andrew Cuomo — rest now, brother. We have the watch. And I'll see you in Valhalla.

gordon ramsay: you're telling me you lost him after he ran through this tunnel? [wile e coyote nods vigorously] well let's have a look at the tunnel then [he faceplants into the wall] fuck me it's painted. that's brilliant. he painted a tunnel onto the wall. incredible linework.

Esther Ghey: "It was just that constant pressure of social media and wanting to get those likes. One of the hardest things was learning about what Brianna was accessing online that was encouraging her to self-harm and develop an eating disorder.” Did 'the pressure of social media' stab Brianna Ghey

The failure of the “blue no matter who” crowd to rally behind Mamdani really just lays the reality of that position bare, doesn’t it?

People are praising and posting the Teen Vogue Mamdani article, but just today Vogue booted out the editor Versha Sharma and is taking over Teen Vogue. Sharma has an Edward R. Murrow award for her work on Hurricane Maria. The new editor, Chloe Malle, is the daughter of Candice Bergen. 🙃

Dick Cheney Was Doing War Crimes in Exactly the Right Way, by Ezra Klein.

Former Vice President Dick Cheney has died. Please respect my privacy at this time. What's that? Oh, no, I'm not grieving that asshole. It's just that I'm about to masturbate. They were two unrelated statements