having spent years operating an intricate network of doors and hatches and developing complexes about it, there is absolutely no way durandal isn't embarassingly into stuck porn

speak of the devil archiveofourown.org/works/546771...

Enough with this handegg shit. Gridiron Football (aka American Football), Association Football (aka soccer), Rugby Football are all called football because you don’t play them while riding a horse. You play them standing on your feet.

getting straight teeth like cain makes my thing purple like jax

i have never seen this movie but i still think about it sometimes and laugh because i saw someone say it looks like dlc

no no the digital circus finale is good, I just didn’t expect it to be in st. louis.

If you’re bi and you’re wondering if it’s okay to bring your straight boyfriend to pride. Ask yourself this question, and seriously think about it: “Is he going to be cool about it if a guy hits on him?”

i couldn't agree more

Someone actually did a study a while back that showed the most effective way to get women out of TERF groups wasn’t people trying to change their minds, it was them getting literally any benign hobby, like learning other languages or taking up needlework

happy pride 💕

NEW VIDEO! The Game Boy Advance e-Reader has had quite the decade so far, I got so much to tell you! ► 8 home brew games reviewed ► 2 developer interviews ► Tons of other discoveries from the community Really proud of this one, hope you like it ☠ youtu.be/0U9fVOmbmjc ☠

"you humorless trollops, thus is JUST A JOKE! and it's directed ONLY bæddels, the most evil of all trans women. if you're not a bæddel you have nothing to worry ab- i mean upset about." okay but who defines who is and who is not a bæddel, Ant? oh, you, a cis man, get to decide? of course

“Ugh, I hate all these weirdly specific connectors, why can’t we just have a universal connector.” The monkey’s paw curls ominously.

if i seem laid back and relaxed to you, it’s an elaborate ruse - i actually carry the kind of tension that makes massage therapists and other health professionals say “wow” and “oh no”

"Vote Labour to stop Reform, something something lesser of two evils, something something have to be pragmatic."

Digital Circus is for frickin girls sorry. If you buy a ticket to that shit and you're a guy... Like sorry bro but people are gonna think you're gay. You should be watching Gaslight District bro, you're just begging to be pegged bro.

Co-parenting divorced lesbians who are still having sex and their adopted chud son

Starfleet is secretly controlled by Bluegills, they’re the reason that Starfleet is focused so heavily on exploration and very little on defense. Look it up! LCARS Walker Keel.

Wearing my hair in a messy bun in memory of my friend y/n, who was sold to one direction to pay off her family’s debts and was never seen again.

Sorry but you can’t call it ice cream unless it’s got at least 10% milk fat, 20% milk solids, and weighs no less than 4.5 lbs per gallon.

I’m back home btw. No longer a risk of catastrophic explosion and the evacuation area has been reduced.

not to mention removing the child from the hole is completely unrealistic at this time. we have to get the orange party in. then maybe we can gently move them towards considering letting the child go free (if they're a small business owner pell grant recipient)

Like okay yeah it’s bad that Omelas has that kid in the hole but do you really expect the average Omelan to give up everything they’ve known and loved over principles?

paypal.me/kiridifferent hi. thanks for all that helped and sorry for asking again. I need around 75-100$ for monthly groceries sorry

A disappointing Star Wars movie that’s just a handful of episodes mashed together with Rotta the Hutt at the scene of the crime. It’s like poetry, it rhymes.

TV Shows these days are just long movies. And Movies? They’re just shortened TV Shows.

There are no spoilers for Mandalorian and Grogu because the existence of a spoiler implies that something actually happens in the movie.

Handler and Hound is omegaverse for trans girls

My litmus test for if someone talking about “the baeddels” is worth listening to is one simple question. “What do the letters WKSS stand for?”

TERFs: ‘Trans women are all a bunch of paedos who need to be locked up!’ The foundational TERF scholar, Germaine Greer: ‘So here is my book where I all about how attracted I am to prepubescent boys. Also the model on cover had his image used without permission.’

If we want peace in the Middle East then there is a very clear and easy solution that you are not gonna like. Just give Palestine and Iran nukes. A nuclear nation cannot be conquered, only destroyed. There will never be T-72’s parading down Pennsylvania Ave nor will there be M-1’s in Red Square.

yeah and we have to give them. maybe we shouldn't have just started bombing the shit out of them.

something to consider in the gubernatorial election is if it somehow ends up being becerra vs steyer in november, that would massively cut republican turnout which in turn would nuke a lot of republicans in downballot races, which would be extremely funny and good.

If trans women are “chronically online” it’s because we are violently excluded from most in person spaces. It’s a real fuckin mystery why trans women don’t want to come to the movie night where you show the “trans women are all agp rapist perverts” movie made by an actual terf.

Volcano (1997) is a bizarre movie in that it’s steeped in extremely local LA politics for the time that can best be described as Henry Waxman’s fever dream.

Out here living our best life

I found the context which is not only hilariously dumb, but the guy who posted is not even trans. He's a cis 'ally' sailing in to scream about the very real slur 'folga imoga'.

If you want to know how things are going on twitter, the very common abbreviation “FWIW” is apparently considered an anti-transmasc slur by the bean soup transmascs over there.

FYI if you call into a business using the phone number from a Google ad after July 1st of this year, chances are that Google will be recording it and using it to train AI. It is up to the company you’re calling to opt out of this and it’s on by default.

Okay this isn’t really happening anymore so I can tell you how l had “internal ICE sources”: the 3000 very stir-crazy ICE agents were all going wild on Minneapolis Tinder. Local girls would match with them and string them along for intel. They loved to brag about what they were doing all day

i'm sorry but the fact that he was a serial will stancil reposter is the single funniest thing

The best indication so far the WHCD Trump shooting wasn't staged? No evidence yet of huge insider bets just before it happened on Polymarket or Kalshi :-)

Why do we always have to listen to this uncslop, Sarge? Watch your mouth, son! This "Slop" is your history! Should remind you Chuds what we're fightin' to protect! Hey, if the Foids want to wipe out this particular part of my history.. Thats fine by me!

So it was a blitz attack? On a ballroom??

Next time they cut into NBA playoffs IT better have happened

I’m at the combination Comedy Central Roast of Adolf Hitler / Reichstag Fire