I don't think there's anything wrong with watching children's cartoons I think if you base your identity off of children's cartoons you will never be able to create a version of yourself that isn't a child, and that's what capitalists want of you, because children are harmless and easily exploitable

Because of a conspiracy theory-based stunt by a January 6 insurrectionist who was trying to intimidate children and daycare workers, Trump is now freezing ALL childcare payments across the country. You’ve got to be fucking kidding me. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

Theory on why the Enterprise D had such a high turnover of chief engineers before Geordi got the job: The ghost in that one warp nacelle (legitimately a thing in TNG) kept haunting the chief engineers until they quit, only Geordi was able to handle it.

THE DAY CARES ARE LOCKED BECAUSE YOU MADE A GENERATION-LONG EFFORT TO MAKE IT AS EASY AS POSSIBLE TO KILL THE CHILDREN INSIDE THEM YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING GHOULS

Pentesting my parents by telling them I’m in jail and they need to send me bail money in iTunes gift cards.

You FUCKED UP, your LEFTY politics have ALIENATED the BILLIONAIRES who run the CHILD BONE EXTRACTION FACTORIES and now they will do a MASS EXODUS from your STATE or CITY. Don’t CRY to ME when you no longer see their CHILD CATCHING VANS in your STATE or CITY, YOU IDIOT

it's so funny that alex jones was totally right about everything, the government is a bunch of drug-addled pedophiles and masked regime thugs are grabbing people off the streets, and now he has to pretend it's all a hoax

An exceptionally stupid and contingent set of circumstances made Stephen Miller the most influential ideologue in the US. There is no future for the left or liberalism that does not take as a core mission ensuring he is punished for his crimes & no one as hateful as him is ever close to power again.

I remember when overclocking meant taking a pencil to the top of your cpu, and it really felt like something hidden you were coaxing out your pc that you weren’t supposed to do. Nowadays you just buy a decent cooler, turn on PBO, and go. Really takes the fun out of it.

Whatever, man. I don’t fuckin care anymore. Talk about how your divine AFAB wombynliness makes you an ethereal angelic being that a subhuman evil rape beast gender at birth monster like me could never possibly understand because empathy is stored in the uterus or what the fuck ever.

please don’t make fun of children today on christmas for believing in santa i know 25+ year old adults who still believe that the Dallas Cowboys can make it to the Super Bowl.

Oh my god, turn on the tv, any channel. A second sleigh has hit Santa’s Workshop.

But for Half Life 3, the day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but Gaben only.

How We Defeated the RDA with the Power of Love. By Jake, Neytiri, Spider, and Ian. Chapter 1: The Power of Love The first step in our journey was realizing that it is impossible to defeat the RDA with the power of love. Chapter 2: The Power of Incredible Violence

Look at all that low background steel…. I bet you could make so many Geiger counters out of that.

Friendly reminder that in hogwarts legacy your professor eleazar fig dies no matter which ending you get and also anne was cursed by rookwood

This was entirely about purging a trans instructor from the school and they succeeded. It was aided by a lot of dumb liberals taking it at face value arguing the minutia of grading rubrics while ignoring the obvious bad faith efforts behind this.

that period in the 2010s when every third tumblr post was about how cool it was to have an out lesbian on SNL and like, okay, what are her jokes like, [amazon look inside logo] oh, transmisogyny

how could kate mckinnon, originator of great comedy ideas, turn out to have bad taste

Worth noting that the student admits that she just threw the thing together in 30 minutes without reading the paper she was supposed to be responding to.

girlkissers unite #art #oc

How We Defeated the RDA with the Power of Love. By Jake, Neytiri, Spider, and Ian. Chapter 1: The Power of Love The first step in our journey was realizing that it is impossible to defeat the RDA with the power of love. Chapter 2: The Power of Incredible Violence

if youve ever sincerely disparagingly referred to gul dukat as a "cis man" congratulations we're officially in a fight

Be really annoying at family gatherings this year by stubbornly insisting that there are six ghosts in A Christmas Carol. Jacob Marley, Christmas Past, Christmas Present, Want, Ignorance, and Christmas Future.

Just lost Whamageddon

But for Half Life 3, the day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but Gaben only.

its so fucking funny that roblox keeps getting exemptions from these laws "to access any website we need full access to all your biometrics, a few forms of ID, and a blood sample, UNLESS you're trying to access the 'Jeffrey Epstein Memorial Baby Casino & Pedophile Haven,' that ones a freebie"

when andrew tate and nick fuentes say "gay" they mean "effeminate and unmanly." it's effeminate and unmanly to treat your sexual property (wife, children) like a person, but NOT effeminate to have a thing for femboys like fuentes does. hope this helps

I sort of wish y'all took this more seriously, because this attitude is a reinforcement of heterosexuality as a hierarchy. It's an acknowledgement and understanding that it's not enough to "be with" a woman, or even to father children. They define manhood as exploitation, abuse, and dominance.

I see y’all trying to sneak Harry Potter into Christmas movie lists. 1) you shouldn’t be financially supporting a racist transphobe like JKR 2) Christmas shows up for like 1 or 2 scenes tops, that’s not a Christmas movie for the same reason mean girls is not Christmas movie.

can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot

what i made linkedin style inspirational quotes of various ceos but i made it about things they’ve actually said.

Art has fallen off so much these days. Oh sure let me just draw the Home Depot guy’s son in a blue suit. Give me $12.4 million dollars please. Give me a break.

Playing one of the most unhinged star war games of all time.

Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread

Wicked scratches an itch for the femslash people because it does a gender flipped version of that thing a lot of shounen anime do where the relationship between the same gender main characters is a bond stronger than all of space and time and the opposite gender love interest is there also I guess

Original Xbox UI, created in the year 2073

genuinely ASTOUNDING how badly the Dems played this, like world record unbeatable losing streak type beat, we will never see this level of choking again in our lifetimes, real hard work and dedication to step on this many rakes in a row, tirelessly fail-grinding, you WISH you could flop like this!!!

the main reason to buy cheap coffee is it tastes bad but gets the job done. the main reason to buy expensive coffee gear and specialty beans is it tastes bad and it's your fault. once again everything comes back to catholic brain or protestant brain

• Nvidia calls it DLSS Frame Generation • AMD calls it fluid motion frames or HYPR-RX

For those going home to visit family this weekend: • Samsung calls it Auto Motion Plus • LG calls it TruMotion • Sony calls it Motionflow • Roku calls it Action Smoothing • Google TV calls it Motion Enhancement • Vizio calls it Smooth Motion Effect.

don't forget how much of a transphobic asshole this guy has been!! fuck you Newsom!

it is happening again theonion.com/this-war-wil...

I presume Foreign Affairs is not yet running my one-word rebuttal "don't" www.foreignaffairs.com/united-state...

Happy anniversary to the Max Headroom incident, the greatest example of signal hijacking. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Hea...

Rolling out the Matt Christman quote from after Charlottesville (2017) again:

Mamdani probably got home, turned to his wife, and let out the longest, loudest “this fucking guy” of all time

The one vote against releasing the Epstein files.