Are we sure these guys aren’t coming FROM Chicago

Wheeeeeeeeeeee #pick6

Damn. This is amazing. £325 per week, paid monthly, for 3 years - and the result was a profit for the Irish economy: www.citizensinformation.ie/en/employmen...

You know what was weird last week? I didn’t see anyone fired for quoting words actually spoken by Jane Goodall.

It's so insulting on top of everything else. 200 guys and they're afraid of a frog? Really? You think you can end the Republic with this, you fat old bitch? Fuck you!

Serious question: What's stopping the State of Illinois from arresting Stephen Miller & charging him with incitement? The Senate didn't confirm him. He's just a guy. At some point, the states MUST use their authority to prosecute, because the federal government certainly will not.

“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. “I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. “Maybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy

This is an incredible story, once again involving Signal and being clean on opsec

Maybe we should raise the price of zip ties

Last night my dad texted, “What does FAFO mean,” so that’s how long the zeitgeist takes to waft to a 78-year-old

If they thought the Pentagon was leaky before, hoo boy

While we're talking about abolishing ICE, we should also get rid of DHS entirely.

Do not waste your fucking time

That meeting could’ve been a leaked signal chat

This is amazing: @ladwp.com, the Los Angeles utility, has launched a program that will install solar+battery systems on qualifying low-to-moderate-income households, *for free*. Yes: free. If you know someone eligible, tell them to apply!

I will say if that whole military meeting had been an email it would have been a pretty weird email

It's becoming clear that this is not an administration that is popular or skilled enough to do the consolidation needed to implement actual fascism, so they've decided that constantly creating fascism-flavored content is good enough

The US military as coached by the 1981 Yankees

I knew it. He flew in a bunch of military leaders to talk about beards

I love Courtland Sutton

Alex Soros, the son of George, says his family's philanthropic organization will not cave to pressure from Trump — telling a group it had done nothing wrong and would back away from its human rights work "over my dead body." www.nytimes.com/2025/09/26/u...

My husband: I don’t think he’s gonna make this McManus: * most beautiful FG of all time *

May ICE never know the joy of a good meal in Chicago

So exhausting..

We let people know what #Fascism is on the #SanAntonio #Riverwalk this evening. We did a silent, serious procession of the signs of fascism. #NoKings #NoKingsSanAntonio @50501satx.bsky.social @visibilitybrigade.bsky.social @50501movement.bsky.social @indivisible.org

Me, annoyingly explaining the grand jury selection process to my partner: it's random, you're just selected out of a database... Him: in this case, a federal database? Me: yes, that...oh...wait, they've been demanding voter information from states. Him: and sharing data between agencies.

If you say "hold up" and they don't say "wait a minute," then they are just not that into you.

I'm re-upping an old post in light of deployment of troops w/ authorization for "full force" to Portland. Here's Hegseth talking about Portland in his 2024 book, where he elsewhere describes such cities as enemy territory. slowcivilwar.substack.com/p/the-pentag...

Omg One Battle After Another will make you want to run through a wall

Arizona’s uniforms look like they all got sprayed with dirty water at a bus stop

Saw someone post about how it's really fucked up that we all have to speculate about whether or not the FBI manufactured evidence to back their version of events. The thing is, you should always suspect that about law enforcement—these guys are just more clown-ish and obvious about it.

This proves to me there is a God Oklahoma Education Chief Who Promoted Bibles in Schools Will Resign www.nytimes.com/2025/09/25/u...

95% OF COMPANIES SAW NO BENEFIT FROM GENAI DESPITE POURING IN $30–40 BILLION, MIT STUDY SAYS

Sinclair is about to discover the miracle of the Internet Tuesday when their viewers abandon their local stations to simply watch ONLNE #BoycottSinclair www.cnn.com/2025/09/22/e...

Hey @appleinsider.com when people wish each other Happy New Year in September they don’t want fireworks. Make it rain apples and honey

Michael Phelps is on with Payton and Eli (bong noises)

The man who avoided Vietnam by obtainig a "bone spurs" diagnosis instructs pregnant women to "tough it out."

So I'm assuming that financial journalists are hard at work figuring out who in the administration shorted Kenvue today, right?

Happy Rosh Hashanah y'all.

Well, there it is. Sinclair is digging in for a fight, so please help push back -- find stations in your area, watch their local news to see what ads they run, then write those advertisers to tell them you're boycotting as long as they're on a Sinclair station. List here: sbgi.net/tv-stations/

Shana tova! Happy 5786. May it be a sweet new year for all of you. I have always loved how the Jewish new year comes right as the world accelerates into the harvest, into the chill and energy and spark of autumn. It feels existentially hopeful, despite everything.

Every time Harrison Butker misses a kick a woman gets admitted to college.

Suck it Harrison Butker

Does anyone have a list of Nexstar's, Sinclair's, and ABC's advertisers broken down by local station ID? I think such a list would be quite useful to millions of people.

I don’t know whether I should laugh or cry, but this really pisses me off.

Don’t forget to leave milk and cookies out for Earth, Wind & Fire tonight

History Lesson: The Soviet Union built Bagram Airbase back in the 1950’s. 🙄🙄🙄

What a good idea!

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