Hey friends, I didn’t mean to vanish. I had a medical emergency and still in the hospital but on the mend! Not ghosting, just temporarily possessed by a hospital bed and hope to be out tomorrow 🙌 I should be back to the fun here soon!

Checking in on you all since I haven't been on here for a long 24 hrs or so. Hanging out with the nephew has kept me off social media and it's been fun! Hope you're staying funny, sassy, kind, and bad-assy! Be back later 👋

Just wanted to say love the Celtics fans community before the playoffs come on. Real ones watching every game especially this last week. 💚

Now That’s A WIN Folks☘️👊 #Celtics

Out with the nephew and can't watch the Celtics game so you'll be saved from my spamming tonight for once. Celtics fam, I'll try and sneak peeks at your status updates though! ☘️

Every weekend is Small Business Saturday aka support my local bartender.

carb loading for the great depression sequel

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I am not responsible for what you think. Assuming, if you think...

the way everyone talks about books on here honestly encourages my reading habits

be cool, brother. I've got that stuff for you, but not here: meet me behind the liquor store and we'll get you shot up. MMR and Tdap, right?

Another one for #GraveGoals! “The Kiss of Death” from Poblenou Cemetery, Barcelona. An inscription reads: "So his youthful heart is fading. In his veins his blood is freezing, and all strength has slipped away. Faith is leveled as he falls into the arms of Death. Alas!” Photo: Stephan Harmes

Pues si se quieren reir hoy, un artículo explicando la razón por la que los logos de productos de inteligencia artificial parecen culos. velvetshark.com/ai-company-l...

Make me (hopeful)

My swear jar is now worth more than my stock portfolio.

Just told a joke on a Zoom meeting and nobody laughed. Apparently I’m not remotely funny.

I like how America is like a Scared Straight program for other countries around the world considering fascism

Don’t know who needs to hear this, but your unhinged posts are holding my brain together right now. Thank you

My cat woke me up at 3am with duct tape stuck to his head. Must’ve been one hell of a catnip party.

The United States is the Florida of the world now. Enjoy.

The Celtics’ ‘real’ season is about to begin. Here’s why they have what it takes to repeat as NBA champions. www.bostonglobe.com/2025/04/11/s...

Let’s stay home and dip grilled cheese in fondue, behbeh.

When do you think the White House will announce that they've had a beautiful call with Xi and the China tariffs are going to be lowered or paused?

Celtics friends and family… JUMP ON THIS.

Harrison Ford remake but with dogs: Raiders of the Lost Bark

Good morning to the only people I can stand in this world anymore

not a lot of people know this but larry and big bird are cousins

New on @celticsblog.bsky.social: Plenty to choose from, with the best perhaps still to come.

I’m uninterested in fashion, of having the latest this or that. But bookshops … “Bookshops are dreams built of wood & paper. They are time travel and escape and knowledge and power. They are, simply put, the best of places.”Jen Campbell #bookshop #photography Music bookshop,17 Cecil Court, London

the best part about the seasonal allergies is I always have something to complain about!!!!

Misery doesn't love company, misery loves unlimited pizza buffets.

Quiero churros. O donuts. Una motosierra también me va bien.

Did I treat myself to tiramisu for breakfast today? Yes. Yes I did. Do I regret it? No. No I do not. Happy Friday, y'all 💛 Treat yourself kindly today (and every day, really).

Good morning, friends. It's Friday! I have my sluttiest sweatpants on for the day in order to properly ignore all responsibilities.

who up gazin’ they abyss?

Clock says sleep. Brain says chaos.

I am not trying to be weird. I am trying to be normal. I’m just not great at it.

Loved this, “FREE” always tastes so good…

real music heads dont have a favorite song

I'd like a clone to work so that I can go to the beach and play

www.basketballnetwork.net/latest-news/... @jj617.bsky.social @andthenicried.bsky.social @celticsbball18.bsky.social @gritgal.bsky.social @celtike.bsky.social Pass this around! A really great article with a legitimate perspective on JT.

Look, there's quicksand in Massachusetts. It's in the Hockomock Swamp which is between Boston and Cape Cod. Locals refer to it as Black Betty. I offer this information for education purposes only.

made a few concepts of plans using my own designs of grandeur

"The energy's been off lately," I say in the middle of my 635th terrible day in a row.

This is Autumn. She was born without one paw. Gets along just fine with three, but still sometimes uses a prosthetic leg when she wants to blend in. 13/10