Calling in "the world is ending" to work

99 bottles of beer on the wall 99 bottles of beer take one down pass it around 98 bottles of beer

Dammit, I cracked my bottle of Trump is Dead champagne on Easter. That's why this this is happening. Anyways, we got bourbon and tons of wine.

ICD-10 code Y38.5X1 Enough studying for today.

Generation X Cold War blues I shoulda asked the Easter bunny for some potassium pills and a gas mask IL nurse corps has my number I've survived heartbreak times many I'll survive this too #nuclearwinter #howmanysecondstomidnight

Hearts slow to open like delayed blooms, yet then, all the more beautiful. #bedroomeyes #delayedblooms #haiku #senryu @oldsoulprose.bsky.social

music.apple.com/us/album/its... Happy Tuesday ! I love you all 💕 Fingers crossed he dies first.

I'm now carrying xanax in a tictac dispenser....

Held for too long by Empty rooms, opened ourselves Like two delayed blooms. #BedroomEyesPrompt #DelayedBlooms #haiku #senryu #poem #writing #writingcommunity @oldsoulprose.bsky.social @southernjam.bsky.social

Prompt 206 Daffodils Hillside Picturesque Do Not use the prompt words in your piece. Please use #SenseWrds , and include the prompt number. No combo prompts. Message me if you have more questions.

lessons from nature

arm yourself with love you will need it for yourself as well as others when you don't feel lovable just replace those thoughts with love #vss365 #arm #tanka

remember when we hadn’t met yet I knew you were out there somewhere the other piece of my heart just apart for a bit #BedroomEyesPrompt

Saw the deer in Gram's yard and they were looking around for their favorite weeping willow. 😭

I am such a big fan of the song but it was just a little bit too long 😬

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Remembering when You gazed so deep within me I forgot myself. #bedroomeyes #rememberwhen #haiku #senryu @oldsoulprose.bsky.social

If you see this, post your black and white art

I remember when You restored my confidence, One kiss at a time. #BedroomEyesPrompt #RememberWhen #haiku #senryu #poem #writing #writingcommunity @oldsoulprose.bsky.social @southernjam.bsky.social

If you are tempted to buy those Texas Roadhouse, save your money. Hard little bricks.

It would be wasteful to not finish this bottle of Reisling..

Who wants leftovers? Paper plates cuz I'm not doing dishes again.

*whispers Thank god they all went home. I'll be over here with the heating pad.

Another idyllic morning ruined by that fucking woodpecker.

nothing stays except the way it goes through branch through water light in pieces water in thought the scattered gold of it the broken way it finds us the unfinished shape of being #poetry #appomattox

I'm so glad you are going to church at 7 am, I'll be here cooking and cleaning the house...

Mother Nature do your thing. I'd like to wear my new dress. Who put 50F in the forecast?

I got eggs Two and they're large but they call me bottom bunny cause I'm never in charge I'm a collaborator with artists not Nazis Those I'll keep on fighting 'til the CIA drops me Printer making copies Flyers for the swap meet I'm so sloppy Even off the poppies

I need an Easter basket.

Among the fading Tulips, late Spring rendezvous, Two lips exploring. #BedroomEyesPrompt #FadingTulips #haiku #senryu #poem #writing #writingcommunity @oldsoulprose.bsky.social @southernjam.bsky.social

She's got fur! And a face!

Tomorrow is brunch. 🐣 🐰 I bought the pancakes from a shop in Galena, IL. Fabulous. Caramel pecan and banana pancakes.

It's not a holiday unless you've been to the store at least 3 Xs.

Lamb without a face 🎵

This is older than me probably. Mom's lamb mold

Our eyes met in stunned Silence, a surprise snowfall Brought us together. #BedroomEyesPrompt #SurpriseSnowfall #haiku #senryu #poem #writing #writingcommunity @oldsoulprose.bsky.social @southernjam.bsky.social

If you see it, do it Nickname: Joneen Prns: she/her Height: 5’2" Sexuality: Goddess Smokes: nope Piercings: 2 Tattoos: 2 Fave color: 🌈 Fave alcoh drink: martini Non-alc: iced tea Fave food: French/ steak Fave animal: all the cuddly ones, not peacocks . They're aholes.

DOST THOU WISH TO DEVOUR THE UNBORN?

Coded my first chart today. Then apologized to my boss for it taking all day. She was like " It's fine. Isn't it easy? " Why does the class make it so hard?

we are 2 peas in a pod she don't sleep I don't sleep 💤💤💤

You are the snowdrops blossoming, in the endless cold winter of me. #bedroomeyes #snowdrops #haiku #senryu @oldsoulprose.bsky.social

I left you snowdrops To wake up to, delicate Offerings of love. #BedroomEyesPrompt #snowdrops #haiku #senryu #poem #writing #writingcommunity @oldsoulprose.bsky.social @southernjam.bsky.social

Y’all come eat. Before it rises to seek revenge …

Thanks bud

🔥Legendary Female Guitarists of the 70s and Their Iconic Guitars 🎸 #70sGuitarLegends #FemaleGuitarists #IconicGuitars #1970sRock #GuitarLegends youtube.com/shorts/-8NxG...

Revenge is a dish best (soft) served cold.