please sir, my jams… they’ve been pumped up

Deck chair canvas gently stirring - peach blossom tea. #artinspired #haiku

Nah cause I used to work with oh my alarm went off

Female Deer Stopping to experience the encounter...

Oh shit ennui I forgot you have notifs on for me???? Hahaha I can't believe this is life

How the fuck did you like that one before it even posted lmfao internets crazy

Um based

Horny me makes worse decisions than drunk me ever has.

List of things I love poetry cats lists laughing noses posting on Bsky camp what's this list about? I don't know now it's like a poem future me do not put this in the collection it's not a poem EVERYTHING IS POEM hahahaha that's wild yuh yuh yuh it's basically stimming shh

Well that's bloody typical. #7syllablesentence

#haiku we stole all your clouds

It's fine tho I graduated uni cum laude so that meansi wasn't drunk enough during that time

And fucking drunk at that m8

My husband: wtf is that noise? Are you getting swamped by notifications? Me, mentally: @yeehawpoems.bsky.social is drinking again 🤣❤️

I should pick a lane

Guys my cat won’t stop walking over my keyboard and it’s pissing me offjsjsksksknsksnsjsksnhsbsjsksb

I don't even have cheese. truly life's gone off the rails.

Oh no I got distracted mid thought and now it's gone

I surmise that my content’s declined in engagement is due to the cognitive declined of my audience due to AI overuse. It is definitely not me because I am funny af

I'm so fucking funny

Nooo!! You can't make me write the poem! I'll stab you with my embroidery needle!

There we go I accidentally had a filter but I'm not a coffee machine

Wow this is the internet, what a neat invention

Who am I again?

the problem is our chemistry is undeniable

JK it's Melanie time music.youtube.com/watch?v=RFIp...

Every day of life just keeps on getting better quick someone trip me #senryu

Interpretive silence seemingly understood interpretive twerking to throw them off

Sabrina Carpenter, wine, & poetry?

Field Sparrow Feeling pretty content, thanks...

Killdeer Obviously on a stealth mission...

So me

Musings... filled with grace

I literally just complained in another post about being guilty of writing edgy, cringy poetry in the past and how I'm totally over that, sooooo..... anyway, have an edgy (hopefully not cringy) poem. #vss365 #barren #poetry #poem #writingcommunity

Why are cybertruck drivers the WORST at parking

Some of you never had the pleasure of "smoking" candy cigarettes when you were a child and it shows

#Morning for the #BlueSkyArtShow today. #collage

I already accepted not knowing what will happen

Whenever I feel a sneeze coming on, it's hard to look achoo.

yeah she's bashful (bashing me all the time)

Mosquitoes always know when you have your hands full. Fucking mosquitoes. Again, probably not a metaphor

You don’t have to be mean to protect your peace. You can be mean just for fun, too

This just in! Wormy has infiltrated the minds eating from within!! #senryu

That blows my mind.

"what if im too annoying and the cool people unfollow me" a good poster will give their followers no option but to endure their annoyance, so they may experience all the essential bangers in between

great piece. please read if you have a moment: presswatchers.org/2026/05/its-...

Gently persuading...

Wine, Cardi B, & embroidery

Galaxy 500 Ink/Acrylic 48”x24” Canvas