Ayup. Mashes tf out of the button

Aww man, I forgot to get ice cream at the store! Why can't I ever forget bread, milk, or eggs instead?? 🙄

Chris Murphy: "Clearly this is wildly illegal. This is a president who has been operating illegally since he was sworn in -- stealing from the American people, seizing spending power, now dragging America into a war overseas ... Donald Trump's entire foreign policy is corrupt."

THIS 👇 TOO

And SCOTUS, and the Constitution, and the rule of law, and…

I think those eddies just kicked in, Silent Bob...

#MeTVStarTrek Landru is the conceptual precursor of The Borg. Discuss.

#LoveSven! The music of Berywn! Goodnight, George & all fellow wonderful friends/Super SvenPals! Enjoyed #Svengoolie & "Blood from the Mummy's Tomb" on fellow wonderful friend/Super SvenPal Heather's Birthday! See you all for Sven & his Me-TV premiere of "The Skull!" Sven Cheers and Peace!

#MeTVStarTrek Ensign TwoShirts requesting permission to enjoy the festival. I am of the body and possess the spirit of Landru, my friend

#MeTVBatman Bonk! Z-Zwap! Bam! Biff!

#MeTVBatman F your kids 🤣

#MeTVBatman "Because we're cashing that check, old chum. How do you think I got rich, dead parents??"

#Svengoolie "rebooted?" getting a new 'sole' was right there... 🤣

#Svengoolie DOUG FTW! 😎👍

#Svengoolie That sounded less like dripping and more like a dog or a cat licking itself when I wasn't watching for a second

We're free people. Let's overthrow the son of bitches.

#Svengoolie Is it just me or is their scene music reminiscent of people being beamed on the Enterprise on #MeTVStarTrek #TOS

#Svengoolie I'd tell you, but I'm just too cool 😎

#Svengoolie Why the big dipper and not the seven sisters of the pleiades?

#Svengoolie Here, eat this banana I just put in my hair

#Svengoolie sewer + cough + hag + cuss = sarcophagus!

#Svengoolie Sven, Lose, or Draw!

#Svengoolie #TheCapionsAreOn ( dogs barking nearby )

#Svengoolie Jeepers, creepers who tf's this peeper? ♫

#Svengoolie They just invented sandblasting

#Svengoolie 'Put her hand in this warm water and watch!" tee hee hee

#Svengoolie They blurred out the underboob? Weaksauce!

If we can capture another country's president, can another country come and capture ours? Asking for a friend.

Clearing all air lanes for #Svengoolie 's big broadcast of "Blood From The Mummy's Tomb" (1971)!!! 🎩💀⚰️🐔

You know what I just found out about this month that totally fucking rules? Three paychecks!

#MeTVThreeStooges This is painful 🙄

#MeTVThreeStooges Did he call Tiny a 'necrophobe?' I mean, they all fear death, right??

DID YOU KNOW: Venezuelan president Nicolás Maduro does not have 34 felony convictions.

#MeTVThreeStooges And now for your court mandated Joe Besser short of the week

#MeTVThreeStooges Two NBC chimes in the same bit... wow 🤣

#MeTVThreeStooges Triumph?? 🤣

#MeTVThreeStooges N-B-C ♫

#MeTVThreeStooges They just wanted all those ladies to sing "dickey"

#MeTVThreeStooges Super service!

Happy #caturday!

Important news! (Well, for me anyway) I've been a vegetarian for almost exactly 3yrs and in that time I feel that for whatever 'good' I'm doing, I'm just substituting fat, carbs, and garbage where proteins have lacked.* So I will be transitioning back to omnivorous status with emphasis on portions.

I've been saying this since 2016

Can’t wait for the thorough 60 Minutes investigation into our invasion and occupation of Venezuela to be shut down and aired to us from Mexico

Impeach and remove Trump. Immediately.

Trump throws Venezuelan opposition leader María Corina Machado under the bus, saying she’s “a very nice lady” but doesn’t have the support or respect in Venezuela to lead the country.