Best Red Hot Chili Peppers album imo

An extra one for #ArtAdventCalendar :) soft pastel, just done now :)

got those summer shorts on

many people have forgotten this

I'm going to get a little political here:

We don't ask for much. All we really want is a good book, a pet sleeping at our feet, and some precedented times.

Me, gently kissing my friend on the back of the neck: Hey man good to see you The guy at the urinal next to us: hey wtf

cognitive dissonance canceling headphones

What To Know About ‘Sinners’ theonion.com/what-to...

Nice restaurants love to have a dessert called like “Milk and Cereal” or “Donuts and Coffee” and it’s their little take on what if those things cost nineteen dollars.

Store manager: you've worked here 13 years and only just now decided to move up with the company, why the change? Me, looking around at the burning embers that used to be an economy: idk man just feeling really passionate about bulk goods lately

Let this be a warning to you all: nobody steals my charts and gets to be Prime Minister of Canada

You shouldn't have to pay taxes if you did something useful to society, like Podcasting.

she’s ready get to get back out there

Kit posting, they're so little!!!!

dst stands for dbullshit savings tdumb

I posted this when I almost bled out and had to get taken to the ER and got 3 emergency transfusions, never let almost dying stop you from posting

waaaaay too many people in the middle imo

If you think disabled people: Need to “try harder” to survive Can magically find money where none exists Are exaggerating the lack of help available Are getting needs met by the government Read this 👇🏼 The government just raised 25k to protect one of their own 🧵/1

skeet is millennial cringe which is why bluesky posts will henceforth be known as skibidis

Rolling up to family court and parking in the judge’s spot like

Fluffy ending

Have whatever kind of day you want. I’m not demanding merry if you feel differently

Happy Holler's Eve y'all

And just to be clear fuck terfs

disagree

I made a gingerbread panopticon

characters most susceptible to the One Ring who would be destroyed and twisted beyond recognition the most quickly.

Finally read that WSJ article from last week and this confirms everything I suspected.

Santa put me on the “Nuanced and Morally Grey” list this year

yule log? yeah, yule log off after reading the rest of my posts

at this time of year it's vital we don't forget the reason for the season (the gunch 💕)

Screenshot from before Elon changed the username font, the username actually showed "@linux" so it was quite a bit funnier

All timer, for me.

Uh, fortune cookie… is there anything you want to tell me about?

The jocking hung by the jireplace with care

Goku: NEVER raise your sons. me: *crying* I won’t Goku i promise

I'd like my anti-autism shock collar and eightball now, please

People tolerate their own immiseration under capitalism because they're under the mistaken impression that they too may one day become a billionaire and when i become a billionaire i plan to use my immense resources to disabuse them of this fallacy

Today’s #artadventcalendar is very seasonal. Time to hunt.