Hi I wrote an article on substack if yall wanna read it (UwU)

Violently chilling out

Getting closer to what’s needed I need to clear out our remaining debts. If I can raise another $100 tonight that would be amazing. Even a $1 buck helps 🖤💜🖤 C: $swedishpancakes V: @Steve-Palmer-20

The “follow for more investing advice!” Sent me

I’ve seriously considered becoming a Quaker but I like guns too much

Elon exits the Discord call. Silence. He showers, replaying the conversation in his head. Stepping out, he stares into his reflection. “Lol” he says aloud, to no one.

I wanna buy new wax stamps so bad but I’m doing a no-buy month ;-; look how cuteeee tho

upcycled tie-dye worm club tees are now available for purchase

Be a responsible gun owner: teach ur trans friends to shoot

My grUwUpings, if you will

If you are anti sex work or anti communism, please find the nearest exit to spare me having to kick your ass through it.

As someone who has worked with homeless/uhoused/outside people: They do not give a shit what you call it. They are worried about other things. Whatever semantic argument you’re making is performative. Shut up and volunteer.

Blue checks being normal

Watching the cybertruck explosion news and they described the handguns he had as “semiautomatic” … unless it’s a revolver or a 1-2 shot, all handguns are semiautomatic.

Holy shit this is so good

When there's sex scene discourse on the timeline

When people ask me what I do for work I’m just gonna start saying I’m a metaphysicist

Damn what’s with all these obvious foreboding omens lately

Chat, is it okay to misgender ur NB partner if they own a tactical loofah

Amazon recs like “haha nooo you’re so sexy don’t read critical analysis”

Woo! happy New Year! 2025 Look out!

She meta on my physics till I kms

I would like to shout out Bull Press, who make RPG games specific for people who are incarcerated, meaning no contraband. And they donate them. bullpress.org

The primary thing I got wrong was the belief that the public perceptions of the U.S. economy would eventually catch up to the reality of the U.S. economy.

I know a lot of ppl are afraid of sedation but I will always take elective if it’s an option, whatever you’re doing to me is none of my business

Love how dentists are like “there’s no evidence teeth move after your wisdom teeth are removed” instead of “everyone says they do we just haven’t studied it yet”

Strongly encouraging new followers to mute or block me for the following: CICO is real Body shaming fascists is fine Decrim SW Decrim drug use Stalin was right Taiwan is China Trans rights Read theory Free 🇵🇸 🇨🇩🇾🇪 Abolish NATO Touch grass Everyone is a bot until proven otherwise

Absolutely not

Yoooo

Post-holidays vibe

I just saw one of those mini bullyxl dogs irl for the first time and everyone breeding them should be tried at The Hague

RIP big dawg, u were the… uh, least sociopathic i guess

I have gone through all 4838 Illinois Flag Commission design submissions that were released to @milesmacclure.bsky.social via FOIA so that you don't have to wade through countless Abe Lincoln silhouettes, bald eagles, and "LAND OF TAXES" grievance flags to find the funny ones. Thread starts here.

Bluesky has this feature where you can play Secret Hitler called starter packs

The mute button tbh

If u ever feel like u look old just watch reality shows from the early 2000s

I’m so close to writing a Deleuzian analysis of Baddies

well well well

Post-Bush, a lot of conservatives were too humiliated by the stink of the label to admit they were republicans so they lied and claimed to b libertarians. I feel like this is just the inverse, because what you have just described is liberal capitalism and it FUCKING SUCKS. Sorry!

It looks big on a map and no one has explained to him that it’s not actually that big, this is not a joke I believe this is what is really going on

cocaine for dogs

The creatine subreddit is going off

Following starter packs was a mistake 🥲

I skeeted this and immediately saw multiple posts in reference to “tankies” which could mean Trots, Stalinists, Maoists, Revisionists, or Marxists - all incoherently. Please do volunteer work, meet OTG socialists and learn to get along with them, read actual theory before talking ab it, pls I beg.

reposting with alt text for accessibility. this is really disturbing

incredible