Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick

I never got into Dawson's Creek, but Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23 was extremely my thing. Playing a caricature of oneself is a hard line to tow, and he did it beautifully. #JamesVanDerBeek

James Van Der Beek, who starred in the teen drama series "Dawson’s Creek," has died at 48

"Rupert dog" Flambo: "what?!?"

Realizing I could have reached out to literally anyone in my office last week when I was having my mental health crisis, and it would have been helpful. No thanks to you, Depression Brain (nearly typed Derpression Brain, which is honestly also works?).

YEAH LET'S PISS OFF THE CURSE LADIES. GOOD PLAN.

Etsy just kicked witches off their platform. What could possibly go wrong. www.vice.com/en/article/e...

Does anyone else, in response to their pet giving a random whimper, meow, or bark, lovingly respond “I know” when in fact, you actually…don’t know?

Universal Basic Income would be nice. But what about Universal Basic Mossy Haunted Cottage By The Lake, and shelves overflowing with books, exotic teas, and curious bones collected from the forest?

Made it through the day…by vibrating with low grade anxiety for hours. Felt like a crumpled paper bag for at least half the day.

Hey, friend going through a rough time This is for you

We're each of us alone, to be sure. What can you do but hold your hand out in the dark?

Back to work today after *gestures at last week*. I don’t feel ready, but I also need to make money somehow, soooo

Cats. Fluffy and soft. Desire to pet: high. So squishy. Cats. Knife fingers. Short patience. Teeth. Unfair.

2 PM, in a sunbeam, cats know what's up

Remembered my meds today. Wish that was all it took to get me back on track, but this is bigger than that. I have therapy in a couple hours, but I *also* have to go fix something I thought my ex had done well over a year ago.

Booked a therapy appointment for tomorrow. Anyone want to take bets on how many minutes in I start crying?

I haven’t felt this lonely in years. But I earned it by forgetting how to trust in people, so I have no close friends anymore.

That is between me and my shadow.

I need to stop continually blowing up my life. Related - how do you learn to trust again so you talk to someone before blowing up said life?

Cats are for sure part corvid

I think we really need to thank Fred Durst for pioneering gender exploration in 2000 by identifying no less than 9 distinct genders Ladies Fellas The People That Don't Give a Fuck The Lovers The Haters The People That Call Themselves Players Hot Mamas Pimp Daddies The People Rollin' Up in Caddies

People who deny the existence of dragons are often eaten by dragons. From within.

I’m torn between going out and finding someone to kiss, and falling asleep on the couch while the cats scream at me.

I’ve had wine, so like, figure out how to date me.

Downloaded a couple dating apps(I know), and you really can't do a damn thing without paying a bunch of money, can you? I'm not asking for a completely free app, but I can't even get a sense of how the app is supposed to work.

this is officially the funniest typo I've ever made

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Catherine O’Hara didn’t steal scenes she just showed up and ownership automatically defaulted to her

I thought this was Pantone working on their 2026 colour of the year

“Stop carrying out your intentions”

HO-LEE SHIT. They're actually going to do it… They're actually going to make a Sex Criminals show. Holy shit. o_o www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/k...

In this house, we believe: - love is love - science is real - fried potatoes are a health food - Bigfoot is an interdimensional being - the forest is haunted, but in a good way - moss rules everything around us

To me the y2k aesthetic is like, sleek techno futuris minimalism, clear plastic, icey blues and greens, latex. But I keep seeing it being associated with, essentially, weeaboo hyperfeminine stuff—pink, hearts, sparkles

Okay. I feel like “y2k“ means something different to young people than it does to me, and as we all know, I’m correct

It's a very distinctive hat!

be not afraid (leggies instead of eyes)

Be kind. Take no shit. Drink coffee. It makes people more bearable.

When your out of state friend checks on you and voice to text ignores your heartfelt gratitude and instead focuses on a conversation you are having with your dog when she’s dancing at you.

i do not make the rules but depressed women are the most attractive obviously

Though I still mourn Sugared & Spiced, this is wonderful news. King of Tarts was in the same complex when I was co-owner of @variantedmonton.bsky.social and everything they sold was so delicious.

SCOOP: I obtained the lists of books banned at the Edmonton and Calgary public school boards. Click to find out which ones were removed. open.substack.com/pub/theorcha...

It's only a matter of time until ICE detains (yet more) Canadians in error. #cdnpoli #nbpoli globalnews.ca/news/1164163...

We need to talk about the rise of "smol bean fascism" where you have all the guns and the immunity but the really scary people are the ones with whistles and phone cameras and they're giving you generational trauma and ptsd by filming you killing people for no reason

Look at those baby blues!

Just think of the selection of bars at the next MinnesotanCanadian potluck

Chubby, fluffy friends! ALT: Study Reveals Dinosaurs Were Fluffier, More Birdlike, and Chubbier Than Movies Suggest

To everyone - Remember when you were learning recorder in elementary school, and maybe you vaguely remember how to play 'Hot Cross Buns / Three Blind Mice'? No reason.