Who have we got this weekend? She's fine thanks. Well I mean, not really, her son's a podcaster, but let's preview the game all the same. @thatandrewc.bsky.social's latest is live on Patreon now. www.patreon.com/posts/cure-f...

Here is @thatandrewc.bsky.social. In Defence of Being Rattled. www.patreon.com/posts/in-def...

REVIEW: John Glacier - Like A Ribbon. Can't recommend enough getting swallowed whole by this stunning debut record. Nobody's touching this right now - www.thatandrewchristie.com/post/john-gl...

Ever wondered how each member of the St Mirren squad would fare on a stag do? You haven't... obviously. @thatandrewc.bsky.social has. He's good like that. www.patreon.com/posts/how-ev...

I'm seeing MIKE in Glasgow tonight. It's very exciting. So much so I wrote some words about his newest (and maybe best?) album, Showbiz! www.thatandrewchristie.com/post/mike-sh...

🆕🎙️- Yankee Doddle Jamie, Sam and Billy are on mic for a stewards enquiry into a historic day at Ibrox. linktr.ee/miseryhunters

🆕🎙️- Vampires & Parasites A point gained, an out of his depth referee and a Buddie ripping it up in League One. linktr.ee/miseryhunters

Had a few grapefruit flavoured beers last night when I'm not allowed to do that (sad bois iykyk) so I've mainly spent the day trying to work out if I'll open the window or not before I dive out it.

Narrow Head were obviously class last night but High Vis. Hoo boy. About to get real weird with them like I didn't just hear them for the first time 12 hours ago.

Point against the league's form team on a poor pitch, but meh. Feel our subs killed momentum again. Kept trying to play the same way as 1st half without the personnel to do so. With no Olusanya on the pitch, balls in behind are wasted. Dweeb ref made sure neither team could build any rhythm anyway.

Cannot wait to see these lads live tonight.

so many people who should've died before biff wiff

COYS!

It's like that old saying. No football on today? Stick and poke tattoo of a cat.

On its new home of Patreon, @thatandrewc.bsky.social's weekly blog is back previewing tomorrow's visit of Hibs to Paisley: a contest which many are calling "St Mirren's next match". www.patreon.com/posts/rock-d...

New contender for best album with a cover that looks like you and your mrs waiting to get into Wunderbar after having a massive argument in the taxi over.

🆕🎙️- Smexit A shootout loss to Hearts means we're out the Scottish Cup. There's no time to wallow, though, as we welcome Hibs to Paisley in the - frankly mad- race for Top Six. linktr.ee/miseryhunters

Today's walk to work will be a JAUNT

Kendrick's flared jeans calling out to your boyfriend like the Green Goblin mask.

Waking up still gutted, composing my "positives to take" tweet.

Out the cup aye, but "Somewhere between 5th and 10th in the league depending on a multitude of increasingly small margins and impossible to predict variables" scans just as well on a hat anyway you actually don't even know what you're talking about?

Hardest part of that to take was how comfortable we were for 70-75 minutes of the game. Tiredness, wastefulness and a lack of quality off the bench opened the door for Hearts. Will never have a go at anyone willing to step up in a shootout. Should never have got to that point though.

C O Y Fucking S

Jacket gang. Hoodie heads. I reckon we're down to a single digit amount of of layering up games of football left this season. Do good out there and godspeed to you all.

Historically, it's safe to say Hearts is bit of a Gattuso Gif of a fixture for us, but when it's good it's SO good. Here's @thatandrewc.bsky.social with his top St Mirren wins against tonight's opponents. Are there any we missed? Let us know yours below! miseryhunters.co.uk/blog/heart-s...

MUUUUSSSTTAAARDDDD

By Stephen Robinson’s own admission, the choice to stick with the 352 last time out v St Johnstone was the wrong one. There may be some groans if we line up that way once again when Hearts come to town tomorrow night, but I think it's the right call. Here's a thread on why... 🧵

Would LOVE to see what Jadasea could do with an Alchemist beat. Make that happen, universe.

Up the Saints. Up the Cup. Do the Dance. Jon Obika. @thatandrewc.bsky.social is back with a rundown of six famous wins against Monday's opponents Hearts. From the heroic to the chaotic. All A Right Good Laugh miseryhunters.co.uk/blog/heart-s...

The right move with Alebiosu coming in. Penman's talent is clear as day but the game at Pittodrie showed the danger of asking too much too soon of a 17 year old. He'll have many games in a Saints shirt to look forward to. Game time the priority right now. Hope he smashes it!

🆕🎙️- Perthetic A loss to St Johnstone has us talking about officials and VAR before looking at the start of a possible cup run linktr.ee/miseryhunters

Don't mind this at all. Elvis has done a fine job since coming in, but there are games that require that wee bit of creative spark that he maybe lacks. Gives us options and opens the door for Penman to go out on loan.

Spent the morning with this on repeat and can confirm this album is It. It's got me. I'm running around like a bird that's got into your living room. Unreal.

An early edition of this week's blog. @thatandrewc.bsky.social is going to the pub tonight so we asked AI to write about The Rasmus instead. miseryhunters.co.uk/blog/perthec...

🎙️- Man Like Mandron Mandron and Olusanya leave the Granite City in tears as saints come away from Aberdeen with all three points linktr.ee/miseryhunters

Aberdeen away, ole ole 🎶

So so easy.

It's mad outside isn't it? Made me think about the storms we weathered together and how things change hope you're doing well haha xxx @thatandrewc.bsky.social latest for the blog. miseryhunters.co.uk/blog/red-sta...

FKA Twigs is so so class.

🆕🎙️- Offord and Accepted Stand-up comedian Liam Farrelly joins us as we dissect the Scottish Cup win against Queen of the South and we discuss all the latest transfer news linktr.ee/miseryhunters

Stocking up for Storm Éowyn. It's a bad night to be a Rustlers burger and a wee can of juice in Dennistoun let me tell you 😏

Claudia help, everyone thinks I'm a Traitor because I'm acting weird all the time but I'm just really carsick.

It is what it is. We've beaten better and lost to worse this season. I know for a fact Lawrence Shankland is in the process of crashing Tony Bloom's computer buying anti chemtrail pills on the dark web, so we might be fine.

They should put a ban on me losing 18 hours to a migraine.

FAO The Queens of the South FC

Me choosing my purchases in Argos 🤝 Me in Dumfries right now Buzzing for wee Penman.