let’s get matching tattoos and donuts

Up early for First Take and

got another one with the critical thinking skills of a particularly lazy golden retriever

*clears throat* Grumors.

its fuckin yakub

No One On ‘Pat McAfee Show’ Notices A.J. Hawk Dead For Last 3 Days

*george w bush hands biden the monkey's paw* biden: i wish I wasn't the worst president ever

cute little jumping spider showed up to watch the new @slimemildred.bsky.social vid w me

Emergency code brown poup at work

if feels like dig why no can dig

me when i see the entwives

An incursion underwater to retake an impregnable fortress held by an elite team of U.S. Marines in possession of 81 hostages and 15 guided rockets armed with VX poison gas.

Doink-in!

kids want to know which players wear 67

Shout out to the top 5 goods in the world. It's all, up to no, finger lickin', Johnny B, and Renee.

I’ve been working on an illustrated survival guide for a couple of months now. We just crossed 90 pages. Here’s a PDF. www.yourlocalcassandra.com/p/survival-i...

huntr/x golden playing in the eagles game

ah yes the game-winning 10-yard qb sneak

what an absolutely dog-brained take

Same hoodie Maduro has, I should get rid of mine

Joey wearing all of Chandler's clothes was my generation's Lucy eating all the chocolates on the conveyor belt

there's something wrong with my dog

fit check

If only someone would invent some kind of world-wide, interconnected computer network

Shepard, you've been spending a lot of time in the female head, I'm drafting a report to Councillor Anderson about this

the US have once again shown they are not capable of prosecuting a war against a peer or near-peer, and will just continue to terror bomb civilians

bought the 9yo a snake so today's not all bad

damn i took a round of ozempic and stopped watching anime

What is Björk to the Future?

Is the netflix stream extra dogshit for anyone else?

the humpty dance is on at great clips

since we all had to watch some garbage boxing this weekend, youtu.be/55AasOJZzDE?...

@jessethorn.bsky.social FluMist is magical, vaccinated two autistic kids at home in 3 seconds with no screaming 😱

this made my soul ache

When you give a shitposter a cricut

He looks like a fuckin wikihow dog

if i was programming the grid i would simply make my master control program blue

office horse's

someone gave candace owns the hiccup meds too

if anyone in LA needs a place to go for Thanksgiving please let me know. I’m not hosting anything and actually am going home to see my family that loves me, but I’m organizing a spreadsheet of my friends who are lonely so I can turn it over to authorities

tw//yaoi men kissing

my 9yo gave me a labubu to put on my bag and i said hell yeah because i secretly love that horrible little rat the labubu is cute too

why don't they just make the whole helmet out of guardian cap

Ms. Rachel 2028

do these uncle toms think steven miller is going to stop at mexicans?