When you give a shitposter a cricut

He looks like a fuckin wikihow dog

if i was programming the grid i would simply make my master control program blue

office horse's

someone gave candace owns the hiccup meds too

if anyone in LA needs a place to go for Thanksgiving please let me know. I’m not hosting anything and actually am going home to see my family that loves me, but I’m organizing a spreadsheet of my friends who are lonely so I can turn it over to authorities

tw//yaoi men kissing

my 9yo gave me a labubu to put on my bag and i said hell yeah because i secretly love that horrible little rat the labubu is cute too

why don't they just make the whole helmet out of guardian cap

Ms. Rachel 2028

do these uncle toms think steven miller is going to stop at mexicans?

dodger

dragging bags of trash up to the old wardrobe in my attic and tossing them into narnia

AVERAGE BLUESKY USER: I just got kicked in the head by a horse. I think I’ll go check the Discover Feed and reply to strangers’ posts there

just heard someone refer to mcj as "the hoosegow" on the scanner

if you havent been on the streets yet this year you will be amazed at the amount of lib grandmas holding our movements together

the year is 2125, a priest unwraps a satchel of red silk, revealing a small strip of darkened leather, the antiquities dealer sighs, another strip of jesus' foreskin, perhaps the nussy is truly lost to time

loooool phillies 😂

he never misses

We are changing our antifa secret handshake to slap-slap-fistbump-fistbump. Then you snap your fingers once, eat everyone's pets, and make everyone within 50' instantly become trans. Pass it along.

Pam Bondi: “We got Anna Khachiyan.”

If we had responded to Covid by normalizing masking, providing respirators in healthcare & adopting clean air standards…we could have beaten the virus. We would also be seeing less measles, colds & flu. We would all be healthier. I believe history will see it as one of our greatest failures.

got invited to the goblin group chat but none of them speak common so I'm just fire reacting random shit

Get off the internet or shut up. Your dogshit posting isnt helping anything and all of us showing up and putting in work to keep our communities safe are doing so to protect our ability to experience joy during all this; raise our kids, create art together, express love, and *gasp* watch football

repost if you want to build international communism or want a mean dyke to cover you in bruises and milk your prostate

Teo!!!!!!!!!!! #dodgers

Teoscar Hernandez

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on our way to war

been running guzzoline for the farlanders

just spent an hour on top of the thunderdome hooting and hollering for violence, never had so much fun

shipping out to patrol the mojave

Fellow sober folks, a reminder: However bad things get, you don’t have to drink over it.

I cant cancel Disney+ so I'm seeding Andor

Charles Entertainment Kirk

unlike this simpleton i can hold two thoughts in my head at the same time. its good charlie kirk is dead and its bad he got politically assassinated

Jake Browndaballova

i wrote a my little pony fanfic for confucians about fillyal piety

if you dont know what moot and adtrw are i dont care about your charlie kirk take

even the shirt is internet poisoned weirdo shit. that shirt is a meme in the thrift community for how ubiquitous it is

ich

he just lost a horcrux what do you expect