upgraded the snake haus

Trump: It's not working! Why don't they love the fair? How do I make the crowds cheer? Oracle of DC: If you test your strength against the heat with a very long speech, the nation will celebrate harder than they ever have. They will party in the streets. No one will ever forget the night.

Some Sunday Black Boy Joy

everyone who forwarded that racist "Le-dash-a" email now has a grandchild named Jaxion who isnt vaccinated

My neighbor has a band. They were practicing late into the night, so I sent the following text. "Tell your bass player he needs a click track; he's consistently a 32nd note late on the attack." The music stopped entirely shortly thereafter.

I love Mexicans so much man

full case of modelo under the 110 if anyone's interested

my pizza fell out of the toaster oven and all the toppings slid onto the floor

if we didn't already know how @setiinstitute.bsky.social feels about women, we do now! @setiinstitute.bsky.social Will the women scientists be beheaded or stoned to death for existing in SA?

My nine year old asked for a Rosetta Stone cake for his birthday

you cant just let military members choose things for themselves, fuck!

i have a mac because i want a unix that normal people can use

3 sections of scaffolding after 12 hours is union efficiency i want to see more of

when you check her drivers license

They added posting to Plex see you losers never

BLOGGER WHO HAS NEVER HELD A REAL JOB: you bitches sound just like human reources

got new chrome

owns

hour three of this The Cure set has been awesome

girl child this morning: everyone says hannah is gluten free, but that means that a gluten intolerant person could eat her

happy pride i made this for u 👎

enjoy your deathtrap, ladies

we used to have AL PASTOR but now instead we have AI PASTORS

i can double check but historically there are probably fewer white governors of alta california than spanish/mexican ones

I was waiting for the 69' to take this printscreen: 1 NICE ASSE 69' (fw to @sickosfc.bsky.social)

me trying to get my snake to eat by making its frozen/thawed mouse do a jaunty wiggle around the tank

i gotta get me some ancient brines

Few people have ever fumbled the bag as hard as Gina Carano playing a muscular-thicc sci-fi character with a side shave and alienating trans people

bro how is that comfy

YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK

are high gas prices going to increase the market value of ass and grass?

i put huell howser into an ai undressing app but it wont stop giving him a pussy please help

Going to see The Mandalorian and Briscgu

my new video, Ben Shapiro's Bluey Knockoff Gets Worse, is now available on YouTube 💜 I know it's real late on a Friday but I was eager to get this one out sooner rather than later. Hope you enjoy it !! www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6IZ...

@donoteat.bsky.social did you just show up for two industrial accidents?

joe rogan has died

Mitch McConnell is never trending for the reason I want him to be.

The Cooler and Grogu

www.maptap.gg May 17 100🎯 97🔥 98🎯 95🏅 99🎯 Final score: 975

@murderxbryan.bsky.social chive on

the book was better