"zoomers are killing the bar industry" oh interesting was it zoomers who decided a drink should cost seventeen dollars

Dressed up the cargo bike! #yycbike #urbanarrow Artwork and mural by Slugger Studio @camhoff.bsky.social

Suicide is never the answer

Wow you’re telling me that you did a bunch of work and an A.I. company just stole it without asking or paying you, that’s so crazy

Walking into 2026

They're coming for our WOKE FONTS!

At a nice restaurant in a small beachside town, and Jonathan Richman’s Pablo Picasso is playing over the stereo. It’s not loud enough that you can make out the lyrics over people talking, but I know how many times he’s saying asshole.

OK, this is a good answer to the dinner party question. www.theguardian.com/books/2025/n...

Alberta would never. *looks on with envy from Alberta*

Sorry, I don't want your Slim Goodbody pants - at any price.

Well this is nuts.

This 👇

My dog is family although she’s the only family member that licks my legs while I watch baseball

Landmark Extras points are made up. In the past month I've gotten 1, 26, and 28 points for buying a Coke. It's completely random.

I've largely stopped drinking this year, and it's often tough how limited the options are for someone who doesn't want to drink alcohol (or sugar, pre-diabetic!) - and how central the act of beers is to socializing/networking.

It's really crap journalism how the name of this police officer charged with murder (Craig Stothard), is buried in the last line of the story @globalnews.ca globalnews.ca/news/1128972...

This may be an unpopular opinion but I think golfers and tennis players being unable to handle noise is weak as hell. If someone can hit a 102 mph fastball while 40,000 Philadelphians are yelling at them to eat shit, my dudes here can handle a champagne cork. bsky.app/profile/awfu...

The thousands of posters taped to light posts across the city, I made those. www.ctvnews.ca/calgary/arti...

This is what Trump is turning the country into: a spectacle for brutality.

Love this, just beat the separatists to the punch! calgaryherald.com/opinion/colu...

i have not been able to grow one bird with this seed

Miss when we used to get normal colds, and not a week long soul crushing multi-phase viruses.

💯💯💯💯💯💯

Thinking of a hero I knew and admired.

headline construction masterclass

Slack sucks.

The UCP are getting into the business of banning books in school libraries. Take the survey here to tell them what you think of this practice: your.alberta.ca/school-libra...

a car made of his family

Finally I created a perfect blend of Popeye and Donald Duck:

Lol.

they should invent a website that is good

Somewhere between tv static and dial tone, We lost Something. The Something that represented nothing. Negative space that was as real as it wasn’t.

the 90s were a wild time. if i told you how many magazines there were you wouldnt even believe me

phantom phone vibration is not a syndrome, you're getting text messages from The Dark World

the new york sewer rats have finally elected a new rat pope

Sturgeon Lake Cree Nation ain’t having the separatists rhetoric from Smith or her ilk… #abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli

the guy in the snapdragon commercial who uses ai to generate a bedtime story to tell his kids demonstrates that ai is really useful for inventing new and astonishing ways to be a loser

I’m loving Chinese manufacturers airing luxury brand’s dirty laundry on TikTok. [Source: www.tiktok.com/t/ZTjRMTmyP/ ]

Kurt Vonnegut man

adobe deleted their post so this one's for posterity

nightmare country. I’m compelled by conscience to add that prisoners in the us are already treated like this and worse, daily; there’s escalation here but it’s from an already intolerable state of carceral excess.

And we thought it was doomscrolling before all this.