people are so incredibly dumb, I'm mad that I felt pressured to be smart my entire life

Genghis Khan by Miike Snow has perhaps the best music video ever made (in my opinion) ((which is correct))

I think my friends love me and that's pretty neat. 🥲

"Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today's version of "seize him" imo

typical bluesky user

When you stake out a nice rural patch to watch the majesty of the Northern Lights but instead you just see old episodes of Angel projected across the sky, that's called Aurora Boreanaz.

I don’t want a fun-sized Snickers. I want the full bar, the full commitment, the full emotional nougat.

outcasts

AI slop now making up saccharine Bible verses that do not exist

I am prepared to vote for anybody who will stop this

Got home and rushed unpacking because I could feel the complete emotional shutdown coming and WHOO BOY IT IS :')

On da plane <3 see y'all on the other side.

You have 2 days to take your soul out of the freezer if you want it to thaw by Thanksgiving

They changed my flight terminal before I got here and then just changed it back to where it was originally. Never change, DFW.

One last brunch where my family will unleash the guilt-nuke they've been storing up for years since I moved away, and then I'm free. If I can survive this, I can survive anything.

I see the concept of "a person who plays a healer isn't some subby slut, they're a domme who loves controlling the flow of life and death" and I'm here to tell you, no some of us are just desperate to be useful and want to take our loved ones' suffering away so they can kill more people 🥺

"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny

Someone bring me cough medicine pls I'm dying and I'm sooooo eepy

First, they came for the pedophiles, and I did n-- *touching earpiece* oh, they didn't?

we have a president who only does good things when everyone calls him a pedophile. our mission for the next 3 years is clear.

she’s a 10 but Excel thinks she’s October

Hey bsky. My favorite thing right now is forward-facing Brewer's Blackbirds. Just so you know. Show me your forward-facing birds! 🎨🪶 #BirdArt #SciArt

telling my family i'm engaged to the Satan AI when i go back home for thanksgiving

That "This is fine I have a craft I can do" sinking feeling when it just keeps rainin'

In fact, I think one of the movie’s greatest strengths is how it makes it clear that white supremacists are lame pathetic weirdos, but also a threat that you need to take seriously, because they will try to hurt you to get their stupid fucking world that they imagine they deserve

I’ve been seeing people argue on if this moment in One Battle After Another is either really tense or really funny, and I think where I fall is that sometimes the most horrifying stuff is the stuff that also seems the most absurd later on aka it’s great because it’s both scary AND funny

"Feels so good having you here, Rachel. Feels so right." Cool, I haven't been able to talk in an hour, glad me just sitting here is doing it for you. They treat me like I'm just the missing piece of their funko pop collection. Put me on a shelf where you can see me and I don't need anything.

Goodness me, I stayed up late reading and it’s already Partially Muscled Skeleton Screaming by the Perimeter Fence Day. Hope you’ve all been good this year!

In 24 hours I'll be heading to the airport to get the fuck back home <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

See, I use tumblr so I could reblog things like this and subtly tag them #kitgraves, but on other social media I have to put it on blast and just be okay with it

QRP with your flower art 🌸🌷🌺

‘The Owl House’ creator Dana Terrace responds to Disney+ funding AI-generated short form content in new tweet: “Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI.”

At the

wifes love asking shit like "Honey, what is the Blowjob Olympics?" and "Why is 'Blowjob Olympics' listed on our CC statement like 14 times"

Frankenstein (2025)

The best sex is like a game of Clue. Six people in attendance, no one's afraid to use a candlestick. Tim Curry is there.

singing Bring Me To Life to my free hotel coffee with a raspy voice I usually reserve for Kit on Sundays

What if I asked to be called Rook for real sometime. Wouldn't that be silly.

normalize name changes for anyone tbh. even if you're not trans, you should be able to just choose a name you feel good about and not have it be a big deal

In the kitchen straight up "helpin it". And by it, haha well, let's just say, my hamburder

no more age gaps. you should only be able to date people born on the same exact day as you

I remain impressed that 4K TV's can make anything look like homemade video dogshit.

The median age of all U.S. homebuyers is now 59 years old. Just 15 years ago, it was 39 years old.

If you’re cold, I’m cold. Bring me a side of mashed potatoes and gravy

Somewhere out there someone who’s the best at what they do is terrified that they have imposter syndrome while a bunch of barely literate pedophiles are very calmly running the world

One final Witching Season announcement.... AMBER BENSON from BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER will be writing a foreword for our anthology! We are so thrilled to have one of our favorite witches (Tara 😭) contribute to this book. This truly means the world to me 💜 www.kickstarter.com/projects/phi...

This is the stupidest I think it has ever felt to just be going to work every day

"In 2025, 40% of women aged 15 to 44 say they would move abroad permanently if they had the opportunity. The current figure is four times higher than the 10% who shared this desire in 2014, when it was generally in line with other age and gender groups."