(listening to fiona linux) i don't understand this at ALL

@mylesnye.bsky.social Hot new national anthem just dropped.

Reminder that Johnny Costa truly was That Dude. Pride of Pennsylvania.

what kind of pants do ghosts wear? just a paranormal trousers

From "The Official Cast Recording" - "I'm a Professional", animated by Yukfoo Animation!

a guy asks to be called Ishmael and then a boatful of guys spend 800 pages not saying his name

Did you know Wikipedia has a store? I'm linking to the umbrella specifically because I like umbrellas.

Leggo my Legos (im eating legos)

Anyone have any good candidates for This Week In Unnecessary Censorship?

@dclasair.bsky.social and @urbanbohemian.com This is relevant to your ongoing discussions and interests. >Flees the inevitable backlash

The thing so many of you refuse to understand is when you directly share links to outlets who post things that disgust you that you wish to criticize, you're essentially presenting us all with a shit-covered tumor goblin and telling us how horrible it is while feeding it treats.

I only recognize one msnow

Our first @fasterpurpleworm.bsky.social show at LA's Elysian theater was so much fun. Thank you Jacob Wysocki, Paula Deming, @scottpassarella.bsky.social @ifycomedy.com @ogmatthewlillard.bsky.social DM Jon Ciccolini and everyone who attended and sold the place out - let's do this again soon!

maybe we can make socialism more popular if we call it "socialicious" idk it worked for Fergie 🤷

We're one week away from our next @beadleandgrimms.com FPWKK show! Come to the Elysian in LA or buy tickets to watch it online: www.elysiantheater.com/shows/faster.... This amazing cast is doomed, and you should be there to comfort them.

It's the Edge's birthday today, so we're contractually obligated to post this ridiculous piece from our archives.

‘Vexations’ (1893) is a piano piece by the composer Erik Satie that is supposed to be played very slowly 840 times. The first performance, conducted by John Cage in 1963, went for more than 18 hours. At the end, one audience member shouted ‘Encore!’ (Image: Sonia y natalia)

Mall staple Claire’s is filing for bankruptcy and closing numerous stores. If Claire’s taught us anything, you’re going to want to replace the stores quickly or they will close up again forever.

yes @isawiitch.bsky.social

In the Los Angeles area? Come see @ogmatthewlillard.bsky.social and @ifycomedy.com in a brand-new @beadleandgrimms.com FPWKK show at the Elysian on August 17th! Live somewhere else? You can also buy tickets for the Livestream! Tickets for both options here: www.elysiantheater.com/shows/faster...

Will not rest until every ICE agent in LA is forced to stay at the Commerce Casino Hotel

A 'Thomasson' is an architectural relic which is useless yet still maintained. www.instagram.com/explore/sear... www.reddit.com/r/Thomassons/ hyperartthomasson.tumblr.com

My cowboy friend and I co-signed a lease. #AudiPartner

god i love wikipedia

A hedge fund multimillionaire turned composer. A businessman with apparent links to the Russian state. A cohort of superstar performers all too happy to look the other way. Welcome to Shorworld, classical music’s lucrative parallel world. van-magazine.com/mag/alexey-s...

Tape Deck is possibly the best online collection of old cassettes. Hundreds. www.presentandcorrect.com/blogs/blog/t...

I did not have N-36 on my bingo card. Oh wait, yes I did. Okay I've marked it.

Run: Three little maids from school DMC: ARE WE Run: Pert as a schoolgirl well DMC: CAN BE Run: Filled to the brim with girlish Both: GLEE-EEEEE