So there I was, four dogs in hand, walking along a trail and a lizard scampers out to the middle of the path. BAM! Push-ups. Little lizard is showing his goods. All the dogs stop. They are so much bigger than him. We’re feet away. “Excuse me sir- very sexy but please move!” I say. He runs.

Wow okay Had an absolutely harrowing two hours but somehow I endure Will poor Arjun meet the same fate? More Saros stream starts in minutes 👀 Twitch.tv/FacianeA

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I’m so stoked for underwater Pokopia I’ll finally have a reason for Bleak Beach to exist

I had a dream that Saros and Pokopia fused and I was wandering through a scary map but also dismantling architecture like “oh this will be good in my ditto mansion” as I went

Making some coffee and then it’s time for more SAROS! I’m seriously loving this game, if you have not seen it come pop in and say hello and hear me indoctrinate you all into the fold of the King in Yellow Twitch.tv/FacianeA

Beat SAROS’s first Overlord and once I locked in the patterns were so EXCITING! I really felt cool when I got the rhythm and finally beat it. It says Bullet Ballet on the box and that felt like such a perfect description. Um, I love this game.

Wowowow I cannot stop thinking about SAROS, perhaps I’ve… gone mad? 😜 I just love the shield/power mechanic, and it feels heavenly to play.

🐉 ✨ 💗 Ruby Redscale spotted!

Omg the computer had an oops but the game is fine! Getting things set back up again now. ✨

I’m streaming SAROS today and I’ve been so excited to play this that I literally did homework beforehand about the stories this game is based on PLZ come share my excitement! Twitch.tv/FacianeA

Happy 4th-6th birthday Smitty! You’re such a Gemini

look how much craftsmanship we've lost in clothing in just a hundred years

Dude the waitress at the chowder barge gave me the whole bottle of champagne for the mimosa and nobody I came with wanted any so now I’m slizzard cause i wasn’t gonna waste it u know

Cardboard party

Another great feature of Smitty is that when he is confident he smiles softly and sweetly but when he’s trying to be nice but not confident about his situation he smiles with one tooth out

My dog fears the bath so much that sometimes he’ll confidently barge into the bathroom for pets and then remember that the bath is in here and slink out walking backwards and looking at me like I’ve betrayed him

I don’t KNOW why! I just like Orange Cars!

Morrowind! Come watch me not learn from my mistakes and jump everywhere Twitch.tv/FacianeA

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Okay let’s play some Morrowind Twitch.tv/FacianeA

hey seattle locals, y'all know the community made skate park at cal anderson park in capitol hill? the fences around it have been torn down and the city is looking to replace it (and the other fenced sporting areas) with pickle ball courts. here's a petition to help stop that! c.org/ZRrmz2dSmf

I think I’m getting mass followed by bots, what do I do?

Morrowind part two begins NOW and I know more abt the game now Twitch.tv/FacianeA

A street construction sign on Venice got hacked and it says “RELEASE THE FILES” and that is so badass

When did it become normal to impatiently pass someone on the left to turn right at a red light? Some nut job just zoomed around me on the left to turn right at a red light and almost hit the WOMAN AND BABY I WAS WAITING FOR to cross I literally gasped. Nobody did that shit until like 5 years ago

Series of Unfortunate Events fans are my very favorite dorks

Bugs and webs in my new dog food bag today, which is what happens when ur government guts the FDA. I reported it to the manufacturer and they’re sending me a coupon “in the next 10-14 days” The collapse of capitalism kind of sucks, fam

Lizarding out at the pool being a literal DWAGIN sorry not sorry ima few Pina Coladas deep

Maraquan Krawk Sketch (Cryptid) Via his is one of my Neopets, his name is tunggg

I’m so sorry everyone but you have to stop starting videos with “WWWhats going on everybody” it literally makes me turn off your video immediately

I know this isn’t “being the bigger person” but this Mercedes driver wouldn’t let me merge even though it was absolutely my turn, so I got in front of him and allowed 3 other cars to merge in front of me and he honked and honked and I found it hilarious

Not to Dox myself or anything but there’s a hotel on my way home from work called “The Shay” and I think it’s the worst name for a hotel that has ever lived and I pretentiously moan its name every time I pass by

Personally I’m fine with the Waymos because unlike most humans, when you put your blinker on they slow down to let you in the lane and in LA that’s exceedingly rare

lol my video didn’t work here it is: it’s in Japanese, sung by a woman, thought it might be from Katamari but can’t find it

Ok embarrassing as this is please help me identify this song loool

Ok small update on the stream schedule! I have a pet sitting gig and a trip out of town after that, so the next time I’ll be streaming is the week after next! May 12. I know that’s a while, don’t forget me ♥️

I love my Neopets

Pp

Peaceful night for Ampharos

My favorite thing about Smitty is that every morning when he gets too excited to go on his walk he screeches and yelps like he’s being murdered and I can only imagine what my neighbors think is happening because he sounds literally like he’s dying but no, just happy

Super Mario Bros? Not my usual- I WONDER what’s up with that? Come watch! Twitch.tv/FacianeA

F0X HILLS lol

fun idea tonight :)

thinking about how powerful i'd be if I could maintain an intrinsic feeling of self-worth instead of always basing it on the perceptions of others (who often know very little about me). being so scrutinized from such a young age has done so much damage.

It’s time- I bet u didn’t think I’d be playing Cruis’n Blast today???? Get over here the theme song has the worst auto tune you’ve ever heard Twitch.tv/FacianeA

Who has a good recommendation on a little heating pad for the stomach? I kind of want one that has an auto turn-off feature in case I fall asleep with it on but I don’t trust any online reviews not to be Ai or bots. It’s for my period in case you didn’t put two and two together

I do not want to create an account or open a subscription I just want to buy a thing and never hear from you again why is this so hard.

I can’t say more now as it could jeopardize the entire project but I am very close to developing something that WILL beat a Jet2 Holiday

Just watched a heron catch and swallow a vole alive and that was METAL