Let's see - a twenty-two year old drops out of Oxford because she wants to get off the track. OR A 35 year old lawyer points a gun at a pregnant lady over a parking spot and lies to a cop about it. I know which I prefer.

There's a Yes Minister irregular verb joke here, just waiting to be finessed.

Let the bodies keep the score Let the bodies keep the score Let the bodies keep the score Let the bodies keep the score Let the bodies keep the score Let the bodies keep the scoooooooore

Hey, chat, is it a good idea to make sure that my invading army gets paid? I'm hearing that some legal scholars don't believe in that kind of thing.

Jess Waters recycling the same guy over and over to represent “former” different enemies

Bruce Harrell spent tons of taxpayer money to keep private shelter rooms empty, because his administration (which is known for being vindictive) didn't like the lady that runs the program. Is that the kind of @mayorofseattle.bsky.social you want, Seattle?

ok I didn't mention this in my piece on friday but one of the things the judge asked about was whether the guardsmen were going to get paid during the shutdown the doj was like "idk" the state of oregon was like "we looked into it and the answer is no"

Pretty clear Stephen Miller, Noem, Hegseth and Trump are trying to provoke a Civil War at this point. What's interesting is they want to do it now, because even though they're unpopular, they seem to believe this is the most popular they'll be ever again. We can't let them win.

A brilliant campaign poster from Seattle mayoral candidate Katie Wilson posted outside T-Mobile Field. THE BIG DUMPER’S CITY NEEDS PUBLIC RESTROOMS.

Republicans are telling us we have to wait to even talk about stopping health care premiums from doubling. But billionaires didn't have to wait for the tax breaks they didn't even need? Not OK. We need to get to work to save health care for Americans NOW.

greta ily what an outfit

Oh no, if only I had paid The Bald Devil $150, I could have saved $18 on shipping! Which is ALREADY FREE if you're willing to wait 48 hours to get your treats.

The "Bruce Harrell for Seattle's Future" PAC has raised more money from Medina residents than the "Katie Wilson for an Affordable Seattle" PAC has raised overall.

I said what I said.

As a coalition of billionaires, landlords, and real estate developers invest more than $1.2 million in Bruce Harrell’s re-election, local progressive leaders Pramila Jayapal and Teresa Mosqueda are announcing their endorsements of Katie Wilson.

What the fuck do you mean I got a longer prison sentence than Diddy

It's Bandcamp Friday! Today I picked up a few albums

It's Band Camp Friday! Buy some music, pay an artist! Today I picked up: Palm Springs - Turning Yr Back on the Dolphin Heatmeiser - Cop & Speeder Tragic Lovers - Valentine

My Favorite Actor Is Not Human

i looked at the methodology for this and it is a. sex addiction counseling group in texas did a surveymonkey and extrapolated the results to the entire us population which is the sort of research design that earns you an ff on an intro methods class (the extra f is for extra effort), and b. p-hacked

Found an Andes mint in the pocket of a jacket I haven't worn for five months. A delicious treat from the past.

he did the thing

IMMORTALITY was my goty and moty for the year it came out. If I was in the criterion closet I’d be asking ‘hey you guys got immortality in here?’

Vance's most monumental achievement to date has been being told off by two popes in one year.

I found out yesterday that Batman goes back in time to train himself as a young man, because he's the only one smart enough to train Batman. The writers at DC are cowards. Batman should have to go back in time & murder his own father outside the opera house.

City planners did all the overdone outreach process, got told everyone supports bus lanes, didn’t like that outcome so they opted for a closed door private meeting with the 4 people who didn’t like bus lanes and said we must cancel them This is called reverse engineering

Jane Goodall, from a March 2020 Paste Magazine interview: www.pastemagazine.com/article/jane...

@murray.senate.gov hey can you draft up some articles of impeachment real quick? I want congressional Republicans to go on record saying that they think it's more important that President Trump builds his new gold-plated ballroom than service members' families be able to pay rent.

this is an especially good thing to hammer because it wedges the WH away from congressional Republicans

IDAHO's exchange has also launched 2026 window shopping. Here's a 50-yr old adult in Boise, ID earning $65,000/yr: 2025: $297/mo (after $144/mo tax credit) 2026: $545/mo (no tax credits) 83% net rate hike. And again, the deductible is $1,750 higher & out of pocket max is $3,100 higher.

I just want to make sure that you know how good In Keeping Secrets of Silent Earth is. You know that it's good, right?

A lot of discourse on the left/liberal side is plagued by false dilemmas and binary thinking that gets in the way of creativity and result in stale arguments that do not address what is at hand: authoritarianism *is* a bread and butter issue

That we continue to persist at all is a testament to our faith in one another.

Sam Altman: the plagiarism machine can now do crime framing. Democrats: to save America from Donald Trump's brand of fascism we need to convince Sam Altman my district is the perfect place to put the data centers for crimeframer.exe

Better Than Ezra Klein

Imagine this fucking alcoholic dragging your highly-decorated ass halfway across the world to tell you that you're too fat to do your job.

if that kathy griffin decapitation video had happened now, instead of during trump's first term, trump would see it and think he had actually died. i think that would have been neat

Pixelated Boat: In my tweet I invented the Gorilla Channel as a cautionary tale,

In honor of Eric Adams dropping out, I'm now resharing my all-time favorite bit of Eric Adams content for years, this thing was like my video from The Ring, where I had to get other people to watch it in order for me to stay alive enjoy www.youtube.com/watch?v=sk2W...

anywho, who wants to see a video (use subtitles for explanation) of POSCO's integrated steel mill in operation in Pohang, South Korea? an integrated steel mill is the only way to turn raw iron into new steel youtu.be/9kIzYEY9IKs

Nature is healing

He’s a MANIAC