Literally never been a better time in my lifetime to run for office as a leftist. Get in there if you're considering it, y'all.

Wishing them the very best

Tapping this again today

Special thanks to his doctor Will Talive for this milestone

…or has he?

Wow where was this energy toward Republicans at literally any point these past two presidencies

The first step you take on the journey to "abolish the police" is the realization that we could "abolish" 2 soldiers, 4 cops, and a horse from this particular situation, and we would be fine.

our mad senile pedophile king is at war with a shallow body of water on his front lawn and is losing

Trying to no avail to explain to my loved ones that I’m in my Conor Oberst era

Banning violence because of cyberbullying is literally sexism

No justice no peace

This is absolutely fucking WILD

Things are going on in New York right that people may not understand for thousands of years

The vibe shift is upon us. Woke 9 has begun.

KNICKS IN FIVE KNICKS PRIDE BROOKLYN

Parade. Thursday. Manhattan.

HISTORY.

knicks win, from hell’s kitchen (seizure warning)

The Jalen M. Brunson And The John F. Kennedy Memorial Center For The Performing Arts

KNICKS IN FIVE

Do not talk to the cops. NOT EVEN FOR CONTENT.

Trying to figure out how to emphasize to laypeople how egregious this is. This is basically the whole thing about grand juries. It’s like the ONE thing you’re really not allowed to do.

Lmao it genuinely feels like they researched all the things prosecutors are not allowed to do and went “hey, these all look like the strongest arguments!”

The law is salvageable, though, if these people face punishment. They dragged my family through hell despite a jury of our peers saying repeatedly they wouldn't indict protesters. A perversion of justice like this needs to be met with real justice for the prosecutors who broke the law.

Then Toad felt very tired and he fell asleep.

I truly believe that New Yorkers are capable of booing someone to death. I know you can do it. I have never been so certain about anything.

This makes me so mad. I’m a public defender for not even that long. If you asked me how I use my legal education I would be proud to tell you unequivocally that I have used it to save lives. This guy can fuck all the way off. Get a real job bro

Everyone get their predictions in. Who is the least qualified, most ridiculous person you think will report out a story for 60 Minutes in 2026?

Honestly, a guy with this type of drive to do insider trading is in fact supremely qualified to be in Congress

If you could domesticate any animal what would it be, mine are all species of fox

Idea: What if no amount of money can "root out racial profiling" because it is inherent to policing as an institution and function? www.propublica.org/article/mari...

jesus fucking christ lmao

Sounds good, man. I’m drinking a beer with my friends.

Not a huge fan of sharing screenshots from X but I had to check that this was real. This is absolutely the funniest shit I’ve read in a long time. Imagine having this little respect for yourself.

lmao, imagine quitting your job as an environmental humanities professor at a fancy liberal arts college to write faux contrarian takes about Miller Lite

bruh

This is fucking nuts wtf they think we’re all so stupid

you do not, under any circumstances, have to hand it to him nor lament his exit from national politics

Portland bar and club managers talk about "It" happening like medieval Europeans talked about Prester John. Times are bleak now, lads, but one elderly man's failing organs are all that stand between us and 150 million Americans launching a drinking binge.

I have constructed a very simple and badly formatted flowchart so that liberals can understand the position of leftists on the Democratic party

My biggest conspiracy theory is that telling working class people that engagement in the arts is a middle / upper class thing and to do so makes you a class traitor is a psyop to make them disengaged with themselves and the world and the beauty of being human, so that they accept worse treatment.

posting for academic purposes

this is the indomitable spirit of america

I wish people could understand. I once had a client accept a guilty plea - when I had absolute evidence he had not committed the crime - because they were going to make him sit in jail until trial.

70% of people in jails are awaiting trial.

People in this country have ZERO idea about the criminal punishment system. I see it daily. Just no clue.

Criminalization is the fuel of fascism.

People refuse to believe it and most who do believe it usually shrug it off but US prisons and jails are in fact torture chambers. Conditions are HORRIFIC across the board. People are OK with this on the whole.

Mayor, farewell; thou dost but what thou mayst.

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