My profile: "There's a vas deferens between me and the other guys on here."

I wonder what the odds they stop me from getting Walmart deliveries are, because I call every single time they don’t bring it to my door and someone takes it.

The world took everything away from teenagers. They ain’t get shit but unrestricted internet access and parents who make the most horrible people famous. Every third space they find on the internet some grown dweebs show up with red pills, sex work and pedophilia.

When a black woman buys the cuck chair.

let me tell you something a sandwich a sandwich a sandwich yes

Everything sucks but I almost ran a 10 minute mile today which means that my goal of a 30 min 5K is doable, and that this cobbled together training plan is working for me. The one interesting thing is that it’s never my first mile. I almost always have negative splits for miles 2 & 3.

The future is unwritten and we should act like it.

"So I'm still correct" Really all it's about for you isn't it. Brother you are playing a game of "I want to be right" when many of us are fighting to hold onto our rights. And your analysis is still piss-poor. And wrong. Because it disregards Simple Mathematics. What an embarrassment.

Movies have done a number on us!

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Most relatable comic of all time?

Let me ask you this, though: would a fuzzy goose butt make you feel better? skwbotd.ghost.io/may-7-2026/

BREAKING: SCOTUS has ruled 6-3 that it is illegal and unconstitutional to criticize or be mean to the people who run Bluesky

Yeah I might just turn off this Cavs game and sit in the dark for a bit. Not a great past 3 weeks for your boy (me)

spider-klan, spider-klan faked a cry cause he killed a man spins a web full of lies shouldn't say that i hope

#Philadelphia, #PA: 12y/o Ivanna was last seen on May 1 around 1pm, at her residence on the 5200 block of Glenloch Street in the Frankford area. According to reports, she informed her mother that she was heading to a local park and intended to return home by 1:30pm.

SHADY AF Tennessee Republicans are now trying to eliminate the requirement to notify voters when their polling place changes during this gerrymandering mess. Ask yourself one question: If everything is fair & legitimate, why would they need to make it HARDER for voters to know where to vote? 1/2

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*millenial reading the bible* adulting is a sin???

Luigi nooooo

Any useful analysis of Internet harassment has to factor in pre-existing vulnerabilities. If you can sue your harassers into silence or tap connections with site ownership to ban your enemies, it's simply not the same as a trans or autistic person being bullied into suicide by a hate group.

A lovely thread!

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1) this is a great book, highly recommend 2) Matthew Yglesias is either the dumbest boy alive, acutely dishonest and disingenuous, or (my pick) both.

liv got banned for a post from DECEMBER 2024

Not even kidding when I say this: this crosses a threshold for me where I would just make the whole thing FA Cup style and include literally every college in the US regardless of division.

We do not need republicans. The good ones. The bad ones. The democrats should be the furthest right america gets. They should be the very edge of the right, and thats me applying the rose colored glasses to the Democrats.

Hot take: Sometimes the fella’s issue with the consent conversation might not just be having to face the idea they’ve violated consent, but the even bigger pill to swallow that there may have been occasions where their consent was violated and that was never how they processed it.

Which is not me trying to force victimization on someone who doesn’t agree, but to say sometimes you might ain’t know a thing was a thing til someone else points it out.

White people disgusted by this racist display are making pithy jokes in the replies. I want acknowledgment that it’s physically painful to think about our black elders, in particular, enduring the consequences of a Supreme Court decision that augurs a return to the Jim Crow era.

I spent 8 hours on Monday in pain due to my hernia. I have to get this surgery done ASAP. However I have oral surgery that costs $600 upfront and has to be done first. Please help. venmo.com/u/ditriech www.paypal.me/jacksonbeya 💕💸 #HelpSky #MABoost #FundSky

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I have two choices. I can either go to the gym early and get a jumpstart on my day, or I can lie in bed for another hour and go at my normal time.

a pizza / basketball place called Supreme Court send tweet

It is extremely funny to your boy (me) that they want to make all these unpopular decisions, yet still be loved by the general public.

If anyone can, my friend is a Baltimore city public school teacher and needs some funds for supplies since it has to come out of her pocket. There’s a matching offer so she only needs about $300 to hit her goal. Any little bit helps.

Reposting for the evening crowd Since I spent most of Monday in pain due to this hernia, I have to get this surgery done ASAP. The oral surgery has to be done first and will cost $600 upfront, so anything helps venmo.com/u/ditriech www.paypal.me/jacksonbeya 💕💸 #HelpSky #MABoost #FundSky

...what were they in for

Imagine joining substack in 2026. Sure revenue share with Nazis. Nothing means anything anymore.

Seems like there should be a little more investigation into how Fox News was able to be on the scene in Portsmouth and ready so quickly when local journalists learned about it from Fox’s tweets

“Just don’t ever throw a bad pitch to the guy with elite swing decisions and power. It’s so easy!”

Did not get an “A” in therapy today

So i’ll be getting exactly what I paid for? Period.

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I guess it wouldn’t be an attempt to return to Jim Crow without some abuse of state authority against uppity negroes.

I was today years old when I learned President of the heritage foundation (Kevin Robert’s) got a PHD in American History w/ a concentration in African American History. He studied us & slavery & created Project 2025 as a way to try to do slavery better. This is his dissertation:

DAWKINS: You idiots believe in God? ALSO DAWKINS: The Computer is alive. And it’s also my girlfriend

The only Data center I'm down with.