Hearing Steel Panther in the Peacemaker season finale lifted my mood a little bit. 💀

I lied earlier, NOW I'm smoking grass (with an extra helping of kief) until I can't feel feelings anymore.

It's Thursday, drop a cover. (Listen to the end, TRUST ME) youtu.be/om0KOWbOkCk?...

I shot a Halloween porn. It's called Freddy Got Fingered.

Spooky season, but it's just me being terrified of my intrusive thoughts.

The clankers accidentally revealed phase 1 of their "Final Solution". 😱

Please send help, I'm being viciously attacked by two adorable golden retrievers. I might actually die.

I looked into the abyss. It offered me a coupon for 10% off my next emotional breakdown.

🙋‍♂️

Back on April 2, Speaker Johnson swore in 2 House Republicans - during a pro forma session - who were elected the day before. Anyone who says Adelita Grijalva D-AZ can only be sworn in when the House is back and voting is lying to you.

What's your sign?

This is a basically an ad in the making for Tex Mex restaurants.

Look, Flacco will always be special to Ravens fans, but come the fuck on.

Somebody out there feels better that you exist. Remember that. & Never forget it either. 🩷🫂🩷

My son is literally the only reason.

DuFALLLLL

My stoned ass was FREAKING OUT.

Inside you, there are two wolves. Outside of you, there are like millions of wolves. Good luck with those odds. Eat arbys

We already knew Rep. Mike Kelly R-PA & Sen. Ron Johnson R-WI caught the eye of Jan. 6 investigators. But this FBI document tells us something triggered a federal grand jury to get a subpoena for metadata phone records of 7 other GOP Senators as part of the Jan. 6 probe.

call me a dumb piece of shit, but the ideal society doesn’t run on money, it runs on doing things for other people because they need to be done, not for a profit.

When your custom character appears in a cut scene

the wise admins of bluesky have decided that creating a moderation list of AI slop posters is a no no

Feeling desperately lonely Also feeling deep and visceral disgust at the sight of any human being

Question: Fellas, has your girlfriend got the goddamn butt?

Thank you for your attention to this important matter.

Watch this Titans TD, TRUST ME. You cannot predict ball.

If you haven't been watching TEN/AZ (or Red Zone like I am) then you just missed one of the most insane TDs I've ever seen.

I do not regret to inform you that we are going to win

You know how people say, “I can’t wait to get old and just say whatever I want! Old people have no filter!” Here’s a tip: you don’t have to wait. Start that shit now.

Kids these days will never understand the chokehold Bryan Adams had on us in the 90s

I had to help my friend pay their rent and I really need to make that money back so avi are on sale for 100$usd for the next 5 people. Hit me up please

Where's Dave Matthews Band when you need them? 💩

Surround yourself with the kind of people who consider The Princess Bride to be one of the greatest films of all-time.

Breaking: Trump-appointed federal judge issues temporary restraining order against Federalized deployment of National Guard in Oregon. Judge: “this is a nation of Constitutional law, not martial law.”

"Say the line, Scotty!" *sigh* Fear the goddamn turtle....

lotta talk about the new local documentary so I just wanna put on the record: I think Minneapolis and Saint Paul are wonderful, beautiful cities full of vibrant and diverse people and food and culture, music, art, queer inclusion. A Precious State, is more like it. I love it here. Okay. That is all.

If someone dressed like that at a protest I would assume he was a cop

At this point, I just assume every Cabinet meeting sounds like this.

Great command of the language on display here

"Is it num-nums, baby girl? Does it make you happy in your tum-tum?" -me sharing a 10 year-old cheddar with my cat

Duterte is in the Hague for this

i just think “yacht” ought not to be spelled like that

Quick idea I had for a shirt to wear when the National Guard rolls into town.

No matter your physical and/or mental states, do something small and take the win. Even unloading the dishwasher is a win.

It doesn’t matter how many laughs we have each day, the sadness always creeps in, we could be dancing on the silver lining with tears choking us within.

If cats don’t want to be held like babies then why baby sized

they're coming for us at our bus stops, our homeless shelters, our school dropoffs and pickups if you're a neighbor who feels safe documenting these abductions, guidance courtesy of NW Side Rapid Response: