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Italian voice actor Carlo Bononi was the voice of all of the characters on Pingu. A trained clown by trade, he used a theater technique called grammelot, which consists of "speaking" in a mix of babbled gibberish noises. He improvised all the voices live and unscripted.

Well, suddenly I'm interested in legislation again

Fuck it I don’t care anymore

Friend's cat enjoying the fireworks 😐

It's way too early for me to be laughing this hard. 🤣

crazy that mary and joseph thought they could just waltz in and book a room during the holidays

Every year

Our Quantum Leap

He said "Amen" straight into the drop Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible

The key to good job security is to make yourself indispensable to your employer (e.g. by withholding the antidote)

He's going to join the right wing grift and start a podcast isn't he

The legend that is the Japanese Ambassador to the UK enjoying a bowl of Scouse in Liverpool

King Prince Charles is visiting the Vatican today, presumably to request Prince Andrew be moved to a different parish after some trouble.

@benjaminahr.mobi so this guy is an FoD? Pretty cool, he has a very serious channel so probably didn't mention it youtu.be/Gi0AuQo-zsM?...

So tiring trying to find stuff like that, I'll chug another cup of coffee and get back to the search

My grandchildren can fall asleep in their beds where I fell asleep at my desk

Roses are red, Violets sublime,

Breadmix and Tastybix

Conversation with your Irish mother every time you head back home; "Do you remember <five minute description of person you've never met>? They're dead."

You join us live from Danny Dyer’s birthday drinks.

She's using it wrong

👏👏👏

Much like "crab", industrial music is constantly re-evolving from first principles basically anywhere where there's a bunch of metal and plastic laying about

People saying Trump is dying or possibly dead, but I for one would urge caution, because it is quite possible a second healtbar will appear as he enters his second phase and a gargantuan centipede will burst forth from his torso, so be careful of his new sweep attacks and toxic buildup from bites.

Bluesky right now ...

Vincent D'Onofrio should change his name to Vincent Mitochondria since he's the powerhouse of The Cell (2000)

Italian photographer Ray Giubilo with a one-in-a-million shot of Jasmine Paolini at the US Open

Inside you are two wolves, five sled dogs, eight Norwegian research scientists, Bennings, Norris, Palmer, Windows, Fuchs, Nauls, Blair, Garry, and Doc Copper.

Just getting over a dose after helping my parents get over their own. They claim someone in Cavan gave it to them, the one time someone from that county decides to be in a giving mood...

UK users when the website asks them where they're posting from today.

MAGICIAN: Is this your card? ME: No MAGICIAN: Is this your card? ME: No MAGICIAN: This one? ME: No. When is our regular postman back from holiday?

This is what passes as a decent pint in our post scarcity future?

DUNERAKER

When a drug-sniffing dog retires they should let the dog finally take drugs

When cats hear you opening a tin of food

Wrote for @theguardian.com about Ballymena and Northern Ireland's long history of violence against women ⬇️ www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

Me: “it was a good death” The movie:

If women rioted every time one of us was attacked Northern Ireland would lie in ashes.

Every day you wake up and check the Bullet App. The App shows you the location of the bullet that will one day kill you. Yesterday, it entered the city you live in. Today, it is in your neighbor's yard. You look out your window and see Dave, mowing his lawn. He waves. You wave back and smile.

He has the smile of the most annoying lad in year 10.

U.K. To Chemically Castrate Sex Offenders theonion.com/u-k-to-...

My favourite is the Northern Irish guy though, who looks like he's just come from watching a World Cup qualifier in a Spoons.