Feministly judging other people based on their looks. Such a victory for women's rights.

A non-problem intentionally turned into a national travesty by the world’s most malignant media outlets, who recognised the self-radicalisation of their nastiest colleagues was an excellent opportunity to push back hard against ideas like equality and inclusion, and to beat down people they despise.

the fuck it will

Is it not having money to invest in property

The old grammar school to uni pipeline in NI hasn't served anyone well. We do need to encourage people to do trades, diversify etc but, also, somebody needs to go to uni and think about Emily Bronte. I think society loses out if we completely devalue that.

they're making andy burnham edits on tiktok to formation by beyonce

Hot take that cruises have always been terrible. I feel fully vindicated in my decision to never go on a cruise ship.

Well well well, the great hero of policing who threatened to sue a politician (Nuala McAllister, who deserves a full apology) and the BBC calling a predator and killer a 'bad boy' and saying of Katie Simpson "she died of pneumonia and not blood loss from being kicked in the vagina".

A fellow Labour Party member once described Wes Streeting to me as Zippy from Rainbow if he'd been radicalized by Mumsnet. which is a very specific set of references but also disturbingly accurate.

Labour rn

Me for the first 17 minutes of payday

*rafiki voice* it is time

Boycotting Starbucks but i demand an end to big protein

Let's get seven before the end of the year and be elite

extremely normal to have six prime ministers in ten years

*flicks light on and off* Welcome to hell! Welcome to hell!

Wrote this about Farage last year and I still think I'm right

Please sir, my first past the post electoral system, it is very sick.

Was texting a friend earlier about my sorry state and she literally replied "at least you're not keir starmer." perspective

catching up on election results while bed bound with a horrible viral infection

Why I don't feel an ounce of sympathy for Labour, who thought this was fine

It feels like Assembly collapse o'clock but the general public won't care because OFMDFM has done very little to improve anybody's quality of life in Northern Ireland

You will never guess what she was doing at the hotel. An absolute plot twist two paragraphs in.

Had a good natter with @dmcbfs.bsky.social and Michael about my article. I also did it on four hours sleep!!

This should end her career but it won't

This is why the Legacy Act is such an abasement of human rights and dignity

Happy Lá Bealtaine - the swallows have arrived and summer's on the way 🔥 Prints: www.ciaraioch.com/artprints/p/...

They really sent chuck over there like your job is to charm a mad man so the western alliance doesn't collapse

My name is Brendan McNally, and I am the brother of a woman murdered in Northern Ireland. Thank you to Rosa the socialist feminist movement, Unite and all the organisers for giving me the opportunity to speak this afternoon. www.irishnews.com/news/norther...

I actually have endometriosis I would prefer to be represented by someone who has two decades of campaigning experience in healthcare inequalities than Suella Braverman thanks

I have written a response to Brian Feeney in the Irish News about my British and Irish identity. Have a gander! www.irishnews.com/opinion/sara...

this poster is a visual terrorist attack

Excited for Starmer to be replaced by Wes Streeting who will then be deposed in a vicious coup by Angela Rayner, who will lose the next election

A pigeon has built a nest on a low hanging branch on a tree in our garden. There's an egg in it. A fox lives in our garden and there's a cat on a prowl. Why would a pigeon build such a dangerous nest, we asked, so we looked it up and lmao apparently pigeons are just bad at building nests

Today on Bluesky.

every day I am forced to read about shopping bags and the people who care about them against my will

Given the state of the place I don't blame women for feeling like this. In saying that, this does make me sad. Women have always been angry but the distance between young men and women these days feels broken.

You will have my sword wee lad

Not the JD Vance kiss of death

I miss the golf dads who tweeted Rory while he was at the Masters. John in Ballymena @ ing Rory at 2am like, "You need to focus!!!" Twitter used to be a proper website.

Recreate your own Artemis splashdown with three Tunnocks teacakes and a Nespresso pod

Wee man is at the, "but why?" stage and the Artemis II mission has me fighting for my life

There is no McTry.

Will everyone please accordingly update their class takes, which will take effect from 5pm today

J.K. Rowling Escapes  Insane Asylum https://theonion.com/j-k-rowling-escapes-insane-asylum/

Nobody monitors a situation more than the psni

God, these lovely, peaceful morning hours in Europe before that stupid cunt wakes up.

World war three. Ceasefires. Drone strikes. Northern Ireland subplot:

going to check pop crave in the morning to find out if the yanks dropped a nuclear bomb overnight

The Moon: oh wow you guys decided to come back Artemis II crew: earth’s haunted