(saying my daily affirmation) Yes

Yes, this is about her

do you have any idea how hard it is to be bisexual? every day i have to call myself gay because it makes the punchline funnier,

Burr, it's cold in here. There must be some Fascists in the atmosphere. Oioiohhh. ICE ICE ICE.

Jim Henson originated the Simlish language. No I will not explain myself.

Emerald Fennell this weekend

Not me, zooted off of only 1 beer at the airport at 11am.

Absolutely vile segment I just saw from an ABC news clip of the news casters joking about how close Cuba is to Key West while talking about the engineered energy crisis and it's impacts on the country. Their demeanor while discussing possible societal collapse is gross and I also dont trust them.

Are they gays eating up Adela yet? Am I late to the party. THE MUSIC IS SO GOOD. That is all.

My favorite exchange on Twitter in the history of the site

good morning! fuck AI

With a sudden urge and a glass of whiskey under my belt I just signed up for improv classes.....

She knows she's the queen of the house.

Sephiroth & Jenova

OH MY GOD.... not. Entirely predictable.

She looks how I feel

This is unreal. An AUSA talking like that in open court is about as close as you can come to a total breakdown. Never heard of anything like it.

Sorry I haven’t responded to your texts, I’m too busy playing a 20 year old video game for the third time

Can we talk about the fact that nearly half of people to achieve EGOT have done so in the 17 years since 30 Rock popularized the concept? Clearly there's something going on there

Remake of the 2000s Bedazzled but it's Nick Cage and America Ferrera.

My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.gif

Itsy baby boi.

Right for my top played. Im a wizard bitch all day. www.idrlabs.com/dungeons-dra...

The Ziwe interview with Monet X Change is so funny. It's impossible to make it awkward for Monet cause Monet just goes all in on Ziwe's crazy.

As tens of thousands across America protest the violence that ICE sows with impunity, federal agents shot and killed another person in Minneapolis today.

ICE terrorizes our cities. ICE puts us all in danger. Abolish ICE.

Friendly reminder that if we believe in the premise of a presumption of innocence until proven guilty beyond a reasonable doubt and convicted by a jury of your peers - then every single killing by law enforcement is the extrajudicial execution of an innocent person.

Fuck ICE, disband DHS now.

The best scene in the entire Pirates franchise is when Will, Jack and Norrington are all fighting over Jones' chest and Elizabeth is just yelling cause Will took her sword, plus the ensuing 10min circus.

It's a fascinating thing to watch the youth reinvent lolcats from base principles.

british guy: i hope americans are ready to be hated lib american reply: i'm so ashamed of my countrymen, i hope that the british don't hate me specifically Hamburglar: i haven't stolen anything since i got sober

When it comes to AF1 turning around with the president on board, the simplest answer is probably still the most likely: His ankles swelled up so much they caused a dangerous cabin pressure issue and when the oxygen mask descended he misunderstood and stuffed it down his pants and his butt exploded ☹️

“Oughtposting vs isposting” is immediately load bearing for me

The way I see it if you still have and are actively using a twitter account you are signing off on this shit as being morally acceptable

Im not usually a shondaland guy but The Residence is great! Its filling a Knives Out shaped hole in my heart.

Why Would Women Like Naked Gorgeous Men Talking About Their Emotions. Why Would Women Like Beautiful Sexy Men Yearning Sexily. Why Would Women Like Sculpted Butts And True Love. The Female Mind Is An Enigma.

Scully let's split up. I'll interview this beautiful botanist and you go check out the sewer system full of human bones

Finally getting around to Fallout S2. Its a shame its taken this long to get around to it.

The way she just plops herself prim and proper on a pillow makes me squee every time.

Jan 1: This year is my year. Ive got a projects list, Im finally gonna work out, and I'll accomplish all the things! Jan 6: Finally got blood drawn after the 5th time of deciding to do so and simply not waking up early enough, and haven't worked out because I went bowling and pulled a butt muscle.

Homophobia is truly just gender because on the men’s side you have cloak and dagger love affairs and on the women’s side you have this www.them.us/story/usa-ca...

just door dashed bubble tea

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Inside of you there are two wolves: Try to use bluesky for posts on art, poetry and community. Stop scrolling only for butt and hog.

Right up there with scanning every possible mundane object for magic. "No, the chair is not magic, I promise you. No, the door is not magic. Please. Just. Do. Something. NOTHING HERE IS MAGICAL!"