Well that was completely unhinged (complimentary) and a damning indictment of modern society. I loved it.

Taking advantage of the day off work to go see Good Luck, Have Fun, Don’t Die

Not Harrison Ford making me feel feelings in Shrinking

Sometimes you need a lascivious sense of humor. In which we got packs of sci fi and erotic poetry fridge magnets for mix and match mania

Home from a nice weekend away for a wedding

Disney needs to bring the Muppets back to their roots.

No Joel you don't need the A24 Pillion merch slutty ceramic plate... 👀

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. AI is a plague on this world.

PHL and delays. A time honored tradition.

You ever get completely distracted by how beautiful your cats are?

I would love for this country to see the back of Alito off the court, but I can’t bring myself to believe that he’d step down until he gets his chance to personally author an opinion overturning Obergefell

I need this cat Druid

The slang doesn’t bother me, but with the move to streaming series and laxer broadcast standards, I just cannot get used to people cursing in Star Trek - even though letting them say shit like normal people objectively makes sense

Caught up on Starfleet Academy. Thoroughly enjoying it.

Holy shit, this Klingon focused episode of Starfleet Academy is Excellent TV

Ian McKellen performs “The Strangers’ Case” speech from “Sir Thomas More” on Colbert.

Speaking Spanish being more offensive than a nipple is a weird stance for these people to take in 2026. But it’s actually an on point comparison because of the sheer stupidity of the fake moral outrage to something completely harmless and inoffensive.

Fandom culture is so exhausting. No one hates Star Wars like Star Wars fans. I’m just here to have fun with space wizards and laser swords.

The look they give me after I interrupt a grooming session with an aggressively loud sneeze

When you get visited by three Puerto Rican ghosts

Bad Bunny:

Mr. The-Belly-Is-A-Trap just laid like this in my arm for a solid five minutes and let me gently rub his belly the whole time

Finding myself telling a friend “I’m one bad day away from complete burnout.” Therapy is going to be fun tomorrow

WE'RE BACK! A DINOSAUR'S STORY

The Mandalorian & Grogu ride in a Tauntaun in their Big Game spot, narrated by the one and only Sam Elliott

Most relatable Star Trek captain ever

We’re all faggots in the eyes of the state so everybody shut up and just be queer how you want to be

It’s always fun watching movies set in a near future that is now the past. This morning: Highlander II The Quickening - 2024

I will not join my partner on this journey, but I will cheer from the sidelines

Love cold cuddly nights on the sofa

This is the guy who nerfed Tumblr’s usage with the porn ban btw.

She knows she's the queen of the house.

Marcie remains the best character in Twinless on rewatch

Revisiting Twinless since it’s on Hulu now, and idk, the smash cut to an ad break immediately after “oh my god, I’m gonna cum” may have actually made that ridiculous sex scene even funnier

LinkedIn is suggesting me posts about people saying maybe AI legal hallucinations are a good thing and judges should use the to see where the law should go… I need to drop my phone in the nearest fire.

sabrina carpenter singing islands in the stream w the muppets has healed me in ways i did not know i needed

I am not clicking on this to provide it with any views, but whoever wrote this is a fucking idiot.

Not Miss Piggy wanting the lie detector to shock Kermit if he lied 😭 youtu.be/PDYdP5gQqVQ?...

Watching Kermit and Piggy do the lie detector press interview may be one of the most ridiculously stupid things I’ve ever seen. Excellent.

Thinking about how the 50 year gap since the original Muppet Show actually makes it the perfect time to bring back because there’s now several new generations of potential guest stars to pull from that can bring a great energy to it - as Sabrina Carpenter proves

Well that was delightful

It’s time to get things started! Ready for the Muppet Show

What a glow up

Disney saw that Muppeturgy was starting to talk about non muppet projects and said “no, I don’t think so”

Meanwhile our other cat is just over it all.

Just need to get through this work day so I can go home and watch The Muppet Show

She looks how I feel

Walked into my 8pm class and said “good morning” to my professor - so that’s how functional my brain is