ATTORNEY: are you sure you two can’t work it out WIFE: he calls blue cheese “blooch” ATTORNEY: i’ll draw up the papers

Just read the entirety of Kaiju No.8 in 3 days. Such a good series!

Hehe, I hit that point where I can't give too much empathy or I'm overstretching myself.

Better a Faggot than a Fascist 💪🏽😤♥️

Did you hear about Mario’s sex party? No Toads Refused

Is there a difference between these pictures?

Good morning. Not looking forward to my day of traveling. But happy to be making my way home to Minnesota.

but what we really need is an acetaminophenomenon

I took Tylenol when I was autistic and now my son is pregnant

Good morning

I think the shadow figures in my peripheral vision want to fuck 😰

this is what I think of every time I see the name of the Minnesota city "St. Cloud" written out

buying my soul back from the devil in four easy installments through klarna

getting an oil change at claire’s 💅

I just got a software update for the microchip they put inside our vaccines and now I'm really curious about taking a pilates class

This 99 year old rapture is still serving Tylenol the old fashioned way

September 23rd :(

Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again

The homeopathic cure for autism already exists

You're looking at a man who survived his first earthquake by sleeping through it. Good morning Bay Area.

Thoughts?

Getting my hair and beard trimmed for this work trip.

The serpent whispering in Eve’s ear:

LGBT Toys R Us called Trades R Us

We really are going into a recession...the girls keep dropping bangers.

i woke up like this

One of our most popular tees of the year is back and here to stay, available now in the Yeteemart; TRANS RIGHTS!!! This tee features an energetic design by @kduffles.bsky.social with $6 from each tee sold donated to Transgender Law Center theyetee.com/transrights

I didn't realize that Fire Emblem Three Houses had a ton of discourse around it. Lol

are you all behaving while I’m reconnecting with whimsy

Horny spirits entering my body

Early afternoon isolation workout.

Gay baby containment device #deer 🦌

the shooter was an online gamer. it's important for newsrooms to understand video games more than ever. that's where i step in. so umamusume: pretty derby (ウマ娘 プリティーダービー) is a gacha horse racing simulator based on real life japanese race horses. in the world of umamusume, anime girls replace horses,

how it feels to leave work early on a friday

The way @jord1.bsky.social and I secured two switch 2s today...

Cool men wear FF9 shirts.

Is it too late to post a tummy Tuesday picture?

Here's a picture of @jord1.bsky.social and I from Chicago this summer.

fighting despair with hope is hard work but worth every bit of effort it takes

how it feels to clock a gag:

Monday morning IT issues have me like...

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