universes beyond: human pet guy

it’s CyberSmith’s world and we’re all just caged in it

back on my marx era

Magic is just cardboard funko pops at this point.

People say that the only good n*zi is a dead n*zi. I think we've found out that dead n*zis are terrible, too.

is this NTR

not true

Well don't I feel stupid

When I play my “that’s what she said” Dunder Mifflin enchantment

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YGO: Theming this year includes a celebration of lolita fashion through cyberpunk Alice in Wonderland, mechs made from various real life vehicle engines, demon cat plushies cosplaying desserts that you grab with a claw machine, and a literal fighting game played out in TCG. The ever-reliable WoTC:

“En el futuro será posible pivotar de la IA a trabajadores humanos que en muchas ocasiones estarán más cualificados y serán, con toda seguridad, más baratos”, explica Joanna Bryson, una investigadora experta en robótica e IA. www.elmundotoday.com/2025/09/la-i...

millennials and zoomers were conjoined in the crucible that was early internet software piracy. we are kindred

Full video since YouTube removed it

It used to be that white supremacists had to be dead for a couple of years before they got their faces on money

The DMV is awfully aggressive

Customer: MY FRIEND AND DOG NAMED FRESH DMV: COULD STAND FOR MOTHER FUCKING FRESH Verdict: DENIED

Fags Fur Hire

Let me get this straight: This card finds you basically any two cards in the archetype, then draws 2 and discards 1, then forces your opponent to tribute a monster of YOUR choice but it doesn't target. What the fuck dude.

Some transgender people see only darkness in front and behind them. The current climate is especially accelerating this. Transgender people just want to love the people they love and live their lives as themselves. Let's all join hands and change the world🫶🌏🫶

Megalith Anastasis is proof you can fix an archetype if you put enough words into a common

I’m working on a good lil headache so I’m taking the opportunity to boost my tisms.

Feeling depressed, need a hug and a vanguard working class party.

The Disney tiktokers are encouraging their followers to read anti-fascist literature, nature is healing

I took Tylenol when I was autistic and now my son is pregnant

*taps sign*

Quinta-Feira, né, vamos lá

I miss the era when terrorists would release manifestos rather than scribble some shit on their bullets

Engraving two bullets with "this bullet only lies" and "this bullet only tells the truth" to really stump the FBI

Dimensional Fissure has felt like a really messed up floodgate in Genesys and I kinda hope they point it and macro cosmos at some point. Like, 5 points is enough to make people think twice before adding it imo.

Anyway if I ever find out any of the people talking shit about the steam deck owns a Playstation 5 I will simply point and laugh

People are saying shit like the steam deck is underpowered and it's like brother what the fuck are you trying to play? This machine fucking rocks and it plays every game I've tried to play on it.

You can put your fire crackers down

This is probably part of why everyone on bluesky is 38 years old: 38 year olds are basically the only people who consider it totally normal to flee a sinking ship and then just casually resume the conversation on the tropical island they end up on. They've outlived dozens of ships.

Went 3-0 in matches against Exosister with Megalith The new cards put up SO much work. Phuloch re-summoning the same monster that just summoned it is crazy work and makes accessing Anastasis easy through Hagith, which in turn gives you easy Notrah Plura access...

Unfriendly reminder that if you see someone different than you and your default response is to push away rather than embrace/understand, you’re a scared little dumbass baby.

My favorite part about Genesys is I'm building decks I feel are competitive and look at the deck prices lol

enough of webapps. things should either be a web page or a program

The richest man on earth owns X. The second richest man on earth is about to be a major owner of TikTok. The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp. The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post. See the problem here?

Point totals are updated in both @excavate.top and @spellbook.life btw :)

Anyway 126 is the exact number where Genesys gets unplayable. 166 is the area where I also get to play Graceful Charity in a hyperconsistent FTK. Just for your consideration when discussing dumb shit as "let's play Genesys with 500 points".

New Genesys point list fixes every issue I had with the format. Can't believe I'm about to say this but Konami is doing a fucking great job

I fixed the format by myself

its my favorite time of the year

it’s awesome we have a vice president and administration that live tweets shootings and then gets key details wrong, like how it was detainees who were getting shot and killed, not law enforcement

One cannot appease the anti-handtrap Yugiboomers while retaining any modern gameplay philosophy.

Hm!