If tiktok didn't exist we would have to invent it

Jimothy Cool may not be at the top of the Gen 3 OU Ladder, but he is at the top of the YouTube thumbnail ladder.

If in 2026 I try to convince you all it's okay for me to run three Plains in Miracles I want you to shoot me in the face. Why am I even messing with perfection.

La cancelación es una cosa horrible que sufren algunos artistas y que a partir de ella sólo pueden trabajar subvencionados con dinero público en eventos sufragados por administraciones del PP. A diferencia de antes de la cancelación, que sólo trabajaban en las mismas circunstancias.

NY Times Deputy National Editor:

Yu-Gi-Oh is above The Lord of the Rings. Wow.

with your help Harry Potter can drop even further

type shit desuwa

SO I'm playing .hack//G.U. Last Recode. The story is alright, but when does the gameplay get good?

insanely funny for this moron to paraphrase Son Goku, a Chinese extraterrestrial monkey-man who everyone loves because he's goofy

In this The Most Wonderful Card Of The Year Tuesday, which is a normal thing that happens all the time, let us celebrate my favorite card from 2025. It's not an exciting one, but it's such a banger and it's given me such joy. I love Agna Qel'a!

The way people have started to speak about infidelity as a crime akin to physical or sexual abuse is wild. You can’t send the whole of France to jail.

She trickle on my down til I economics

*explaining hormone replacement therapy to a cis guy* imagine a meal replacement shake

what the fuck

This is gonna be a thread because it's a long one. I was working at a TV station as a software developer. I went downstairs with my coworkers during a break, got a coca-cola from the machine and drank it while they talked. I was wearing a Chelsea Wolfe t-shirt.

Vodka, boobs and pussy Bet

I don’t expect people to know all the bad stuff about every originally famous for non-political stuff person, and think people should react to the ignorance like an evil version of this XKCD, but I do want people to act like Ms. Roan when they’re informed instead of getting defensive/combative.

Reminder that years ago it was found out that the FBI straight up made up a whole bunch of fake forensic sciences, plural. People have gone to jail and been executed due to literally pseudoscience. Hair forensics, for instance, is totally nonsense. They admitted it. slate.com/news-and-pol...

If anyone at Wizards of the Coast reads this: Please, reprint Portent in a product where it can come as a foil. I'm begging you.

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Hey WOTC I think it's messed up that you reprinted Dig Through Time in old border but you cannot get a nonfoil copy of it

i still think it's fucked up we never got a sequel to Pokemon Conquest. they coulda called it Ultra Sun & Ultra Tzu

Okay, canine joe cool effect, response?

USA Today article just dropped! This is HUGE!!! www.usatoday.com/story/money/...

Reminded me of this banger

i never seen this card in my life but i immediately knew it was gonna be 6/7

Not checking, it’s a 6/7 though

your honor

Sorry, I forgot, what's the statline on Chancellor of the Tangle again?

First @valuevintage.bsky.social mail day (of many lol) The Spanish translation of Stern Scolding (Rapapolvo) is such a fucking banger. Whoever translated it deserves a raise.

Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up. I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.

Rian Johnson is really good at morality plays

Searching for backers for for my new tech start up Ungoliant™️ where we plot to blow up the sun

One of the many advantages of being friends with lesbians is every so often one of them will get really horny and the reposts go fucking insane

"Unto the Locust" by Machine Head tastes real fucking good when you don't have a bitch screaming in your ear saying Machine Head are not real metal

Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice in Chains.

Shoutout Runescale Stormbrood, gotta be one of my favorite genders

I know this is mostly tongue in cheek but my hot take is that every single EDH player who only plays EDH would benefit from a couple of weeks of hyperfocused obsession on a 60 card format.

i simply do not think we should ever listen to someone who charges a regular person’s yearly income for one speaking engagement

rn in china there is a meme 斩杀线 it basically means 'kill line' and it refers to how in america once u cross a certain poverty line the system basically executes you lmao

Shi Tong on my Wan until I- 🚨Incorrect Buzzer🚨