What if shitting my pants and crying is an inevitable part of becoming Queen Of The World?

Goddamn dude, just go ahead knock 25 percent off my 401k and get on with it, I can't take much more of this.

liberals believe it's okay to genocide palestinians as long as a gay person has an equal right to push the button as a straight one

Pettin' the dark clown is what I call jerkin it

Mountain Tarantino's favorite thing is foothills

A credit card is a yugioh card that special summons burgers

Girlfriend and I were spitballing idly about an England-based FALLOUT game and she ended up devising the "fully autonomous robo-Thatcher" (FART). I for one will not be sleeping tonight

there were multiple different countdown clocks until the Olsen twins turned 18 reddit had its infamous 'jailbait' community online until late 2011 all of this shit was just out in the open, it was awful

it is pretty funny that they made a barbie movie about what it means to be a man and the struggle of masculinity and the unique pressures of being a man and how to find your place if you're a man and the responsibility and burden of being a man and so on and so forth

[WR] Escaping the Wheel Of Samsara in 3 lifetimes

Yuko chainsaw man doodles

Hey guys we need to raise your power bills again because the jackoff material factory needs more power to turn your mom and daughter’s pictures into pornography and we need you to pay for it

poop came out tied in a noose again :(

some time ago I said that switching their roles/genders would make the abuse here clear but after seeing a widespread lack of recognition of Asa as an SA victim in the fandom my conclusion now is that abuse is only recognized when it’s in a form that adheres to familiar gender/power dynamics

Jan 6 among other things told the Trumpists they can do whatever they want without consequences. Even the Democrats won’t care much in the long run, definitely not enough to do anything about it

moments of contingency are tough to analyze but without a shadow of a doubt, the world would be better if Trump just won in 2020. That four-year interregnum is to blame

"We have a 2000s housing bubble level of financial engineering on top of a 1920s level of private unregulated lending on top of something bigger than a 1990s internet (or 1870s railroad) level of technology and infrastructure build-out." prospect.org/2025/11/19/a...

We’re watching a shift where AI simulates the cohesion and reinforcement that used to require an entire online community. A single person can now build a complete parallel reality with nothing more than a prompt window. Which seems bad.

this is just someone's fursona

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GUTE ZEITEN SCHLECHTE ZEITEN VOL. 2

explaining the reich to an american:

i don't watch Frieren but every time i see the name i pronounce it like a youtube poop sentence remix

Please help out Shan if you are able, she is a dear friend and a wonderful person who is at risk of homelessness and is struggling to get by, and when I was in that same position myself a few years ago I only made it by because of the kindness of strangers. Please donate if you can

One of the best parts of the internet is when an artist decides to inject several years of estrogen into a classic character

from: jeff epstein, financier "u ever realize it's called a 'penus' cause u pee out it... but ur ass hole isn't called 'poopnis?' rly says a lot about socety...." DO NOT REPEAT THIS INSIGHT

I know it's hardly the top priority, but could is there any way we could add "mandatory headphone jack on every smartphone" to the Woke 2 agenda?

An interesting thing here, given the news, is that the secretary of education is the defendant in a suit accusing her of turning a blind eye to the operations of a child molestation ring that, there is no dispute, operated within her business from the 1970s to the 1990s

Before WWII, the language of science was German. Scientific papers were published in German. International conferences happened in German. After the Nazis gutted research and exiled scientists fled to the USA, that language became English. Anyway, just thinking about learning Mandarin for no reason

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It's extra unfair the degree to which America is ruled by pedophiles considering we arent even majority-Catholic

its cool how the internet actually works like this xkcd comic from 2011 now

Girlfriend and I are looking to move into an apartment soon, and we just applied for a place within ten minutes' walking distance to my job. I told someone I was excited at the idea of walking to work and her response was "why, don't you have a car?"

when the full Olivia Nuzzi book streets Bluesky is going to collectively experience something akin to the ecstasies of the Bacchae

Damn, Keith Olbermann is a creep? Shucks, now there's something about Bojack Horseman involving really weird attitudes about women

*reasonable guy voice* $1250 per gift not counting necessities is a very reasonable price for buying a teenager!

Key information from this story: "humans generally have a crash, whether they are at fault or not, every 700,000 miles. Tesla has 7 in probably ~300,000 miles." Tesla robotaxis get in crashes at 16 times the rate of human drivers.

I know not what weapons Half Life 3 will be fought with, but Half Life 4 will be a full-immersion VR experience where you can get sucked off by a headcrab -Albert Einstein

The truth is, way too many journalists & content creators sat there and said nothing when SESTA-FOSTA passed, when OSA passed, when OF nearly lost porn due to paypros, even during this summer’s Collective Shout situation. A slow apocalypse for the free and open internet has been unfolding for years

This mural has gone up in Kingston, ostensibly for Christmas but AI has ensured it's actually to celebrate the return of our dark lord Cthulhu

100% what happened. The history of anti-trans politics is trying to design a legitimizing study around a conclusion, massaging the data when that doesn't work, and then just giving up and raw-dogging what they were going to do anyway.

Of course he thinks she's ugly, she's an adult

Every single week I have imposed on myself a rule to come up with a new annoying name for my bar trivia "team" (me) because my partner hosts it. Today I am Puella Magi Madoka Trivia

I kinda can't blame Cruz for rushing to start a popularity contest with JD Vance, the only person on earth he could conceivably beat.

Babies when you put Christmas ornaments on their crib: