Maybe they relied on AI to pick targets. But they bombed the school twice, hitting it again 40 minutes after the initial strike, in order to kill survivors and first responders. The mere *existence* of AI means no one has to be held responsible for this crime against humanity

Foxtrot creator Bill Amend, I was not familiar with your game

If I had a nickel for every time Franz Ferdinand was involved in the precursor events of a world war, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird it happened twice

Waiter, I ordered medium rare Psychology. This is barely cooked.

Was looking for illustrations I would feel comfortable adding to my portfolio. Well.

“the cost of gas doubling is a small price to pay” is an incredibly funny thing to say as the head of a political movement that in many ways is still built on a nationwide psychosis triggered by having to go about four weeks without a haircut six years ago.

Hey girl nice (remembering her flesh is a temporary facade on a latticework of calcium) aaAAAAARRRGHH!!!!!

gregg’s shuckle

so international women’s day is the one that loses an hour, huh? Curious

generally unremarked upon Real Cool Shit in dbz is after trunks evaporates frieza and goku shows up, goku uses just a single finger to block the sword that just diced frieza up

We deserve the whirlwind we will reap from this.

happy international women's day. cheat on your shitty husband or boyfriend with another woman and leave together.

if you tell a joke to optimus prime you may be so blessed as to hear vehicular man's laughter

I was reading the Wikipedia article for "Leeroy Jenkins" when I came across this sentence which filled me with such despair that I had to step away from the computer and stare longingly out the window while contemplating suicide.

Sarumon at the cuck orb

War crime upon war crime upon war crime

It's extremely clear that the US doesn't really have an objective here except to inflict maximum pain, and attacking water supply is going to end catastrophically for the entire region. It's not just a war crime, it's approaching a crime against humanity.

"they need to make a paras evo where it's free from the mushroom" Wrong. They need a parasect evo where the mushroom has burst out of the carapace and split open. The mushroom is now the body, while the parasect shell is used as appendages

sleepoids hate it when an earlymaxxer dawn moggs them

My child has made up a treat called “barbarian jello” which is simply jello that you eat indelicately with your hands

Having some of the most thoroughly redacted thoughts of my life.

it's pretty FUCKING galling to be like oouuuwww we're just trying to entertain not provide therapyyyy oouugh we're just a little funny cartoon companyyyy, when they've made not one but TWO movies about Managing Your Emotions, Who Are Little People In Your Brain like go actually to hell buddy

we cut the gay stuff because parents felt bad having to out themselves as blatant homophobic bigots to children who have otherwise been taught to love everyone and treat others as you'd have them treat you

あ～♥　#fanart #pokemon

I made people play this in college so they would like me less But the sound of this dudes laughter echos to this day

cool dude

Even if AI is successful beyond its boosters’ wildest dreams, there is still the inherent contradiction of a machine that kills off the people it needs to steal from

this week on Nancy they go to the library

Totally normal thing for Senior Counsel at DOJ to tweet out at 2am

The White House shitter account posted a pro-iran war propaganda video that included clips of the yugioh anime, so I figure this is a good time to remind everyone that Kazuki Takahashi was staunchly anti-war and he died a hero, unlike any american in Iran right now.

So according to the WSJ a US Senator conspired with another country to manipulate the US into starting a war, am I getting this right

every time i hear about theme parks and how they are managed it feels like i'm communicating with another species. what do you mean, star wars land was set in a specific point in the timeline. a kid goes there and wants a picture with princess leia and is told sorry kid she's canonically dead

it's so cool how these people are going to set back actually useful computer science innovation in healthcare by a decade

anime girl taking big sip of beer

My family won't play Mario Party with me so I can unlock all the boards, so I guess I'm doing it MYSELF Come watch me play Super Mario Party Jamboree with a bunch of computers! No gimmicks, just Mario Party alone, the correct way to play www.twitch.tv/GodSaveTheCam

Kinda fucked up that Maze Of Muertos has Macro Cosmos support and Chibi arts but the fools behind yugioh didnt give me Chibi Gren Maju Da Eiza

this is so fun because i know an LLM wouldn’t give me a response this creative. like this took the funniest shortcut possible. come have fun at youraislopbores.me

Uni with Pikachu

Rolling Stone is publishing pro-war advertorials by an Israeli government agent now:

“You may be grieving at first, but, believe me, you’ll be smiling when you see how much less you’re shelling out every month,” said President Donald Trump

what if i mended you at a campfire and we were both girls

CHARLIE KAUFMAN'S PSYCHO PASS

Behold, the worst deck I own. A deck I lovingly refer to as "The Slop Pile". A fully functional Universes Beyond commander deck, organized as all MTG decks should be - by franchise of source material. This is Magic the Gathering as Richard Garfield intended.

They should have announced this in a Nintendo Direct as the “one more thing”.