We met the HAL Laboratory Egg Dog at MAGfest!

if you think about it, fishing is the oldest Gacha

this sounds so fake

The “ICE agents murder civilians because they need better training” may be the most insane argument I’ve ever heard about anything. You know who else gets terrible training? Every other job in the entire world, yet somehow there’s no epidemic of Whole Foods employees strangling people to death

"No, no, THESE uniformed goons enforcing the will of the imperial state are different from these other uniformed goons enforcing the will of the imperial state"

It's funny because he called the fascists gay. Do you get it? He owned them so hard by validating their belief that being gay is shameful. Master strategist.

⚠cosplay ChainsawMan

Do it. It's a CSAM app now that should be banned.

NEW: It appears billionaire Bill Ackman has donated $10k to a GoFundMe for Jonathan Ross, the ICE agent who killed Renee Good. Ackman has reposted the fundraiser but hasn’t posted about his own donation.

Things are grim right now but as a reminder of who we are and why we fight, this is the US Women’s figuring skating champion.

ICE, get the fuck out of Minneapolis or we WILL lock up our own citizens

Accidentally spoiling the end of Chainsaw Man

why won’t the Democratic Party speak with unity at a time of national emergency? where’s the LIVE address to the nation? what are you waiting for? @Democrats

There are setups for single-player games at MAGfest and at one point I saw someone having the official Worst Time Of Anyone At The Convention: playing Bioshock Infinite alone

december holiday

As You See, I Have A Dick. 5 Hours Of The BEST.

An official Japanese 1988 guide for Super Mario Bros. 3 contains a small drawing of a Thwomp on the cover that, instead of the usual grimace, has a mischievous, cat-like expression. I have created a high-quality recreation of this Thwomp.

I would give my left arm for Robot Alchemic Drive 2. I need more Nanao #art #rad

> It is too strategically important for the US to leave it vulnerable

"This is Trans Girl, we got her design off a wojak. Her power is she looks like a cute girl but has a biological advantage allowing her to beat you in physical contests, & her first issue ends with her kissing a 16-Y/O & telling them to look her up when they're legal". Did the Daily Wire write this

a government agent, who murdered a civilian for peacefully protesting, flying a dont-tread-on-me flag is such a perfect distillation of the maga ethos it almost feels fake

and the fact that it wasn’t pulled immediately after the grok CSAM incident says everything you need to know about the way “protecting children” is used as a justification for anything else. it’s never really about that at all. it’s all just power & capital.

Hat puppy

i think the joker's right about crazy bread. it's a completely sane bread

Add another one to the great big board of "Urban Planning Debates: Academic Research vs. Some Guy"

putting "[lie]" after a dialog choice is potentially the funniest tool in the game writer's toolbox

Turns out Walt Whitman saw Bari Weiss coming some 150 yrs ago. His description of hacks: "kept-editors, spaniels well-train'd to carry & fetch, creatures of the President, creatures of would-be Presidents... , the lousy combings and born freedom-sellers of the earth."

Holy fuck they actually did it

Played some Melee at MAGfest and then moved over to a Smash Ultimate setup and going from one to the other in that order makes it feel like you have the flu

One billion dollar idea: Eric Adams absurd comedy biopic starring Eric Andre

year of the gorse

i firmly believe — like you would have to give me hard evidence to convince me otherwise — that they feed trump a steady diet of AI slop

he won't arrest anyone for murdering his constituents but he'll arrest you for being angry about it

Nobody has proven themselves to be as pathetic as their critics claim as Tim Walz. Turns out you can just bully him into not running for re-election by spreading medieval antisemitic canards about a minority group in his state, then shoot a constituent in the face and he’ll do nothing.

Seeing people centering Renee’s late husband’s *father* and his narrative that devalues her final political actions more than her gender nonconforming wife who was THERE working together with Renee to document ICE makes me want to scream loud enough to break all the glass in all the world.

ゆるナンジャモ 「お疲れ様」

a whittling of rick for a buddy

Watched Final Destination Bloodlines on a plane. It's a well done Final Destination film with one standout comedic moment but it suffers from the best death sequence being the first one by REALLY far

Blood Crisis is coming to MAGFest! youtu.be/qjdKio0h5b8

the 4DS: when you put it down on a flat surface, it extends little wheels and tries to escape, an exciting new feature for outdoor gaming and meeting new people

anyway @nintendo it’s time for 3DS 2. double the screen resolution to 480p. switch out the nipple for a second circle pad. chuck in any old recent ARM SoC. you can even keep the 3D if you want. play the whole pre-Switch catalogue! play new portable-first games created by small teams! print money!

one takeaway from the grok noncon porn thing is that much of the media just isn't interested in an issue they can't pretend has two sides or that doesn't give them an opportunity to shit on the left. Also it would be uncomfortable to justify remaining on twitter after acknowledging it