This is the perfect endless debate because every failure can be blamed on it, every success can be attributed to a lack of it, and no one knows what the fuck anyone actually means when they say it, which ironically is the thing it’s supposed to be arguing against

I don’t like being called a “gooner”. I prefer the term MASTER…BAITER. And BTW, her name is BOOBS the Bat.

british pacman be like: wanker wanker

have it yuri way

ngl seeing the clip of obama trying to lecture on civility is just making me more and more into a “power is power” kinda guy lol

Elon Musk and JD Vance are in a fight to be the most pathetic man on earth and relative to the rest of us it is like Gogeta vs Broly

7 dollar gas. Well, I guess I'll buy an electric car. Oh those are 60 thousand dollars? Well at least electricity is cheap. Oh the government won't build solar panels because it's "Too transgender"? Well at least wages are going up. Oh the idea of jobs is fake now? Well at least everyone is happ

RIP freud. you would’ve loved whatever this is.

What is this creature…

Everyone should be nicemaxxing. You should be kindmogging everyone

STAR WARS as a series has exactly one good (and not very original) bit: it's the future, but all the spaceships and droids are rickety pieces of junk that require constant maintainence like they're old beat-up cars. Pretty much every iteration rises and falls based on how much they include that bit

The most coveted free agent in American politics is "The Genocide Ogre."

sorry to bring this back but

Ah man RIP to Rudy Giuliani, after several hours of agonising wanking he busted a nut that cleared out a kidney stone in his urethra which ricocheted off the motor inn bathroom tiles and blew his head clean apart like a hollow point round

you thought the kids who had lockdown during school were fucked, kids with ai on their school laptops constantly nagging them to skip learning are gonna be developmentally destroyed

My Blowjob Brother, My Blowjob Brother And Me

Someone said these were the inverse of each other and I can’t stop thinking about it

The right are so obsessed with the idea that leftist agitiators on are secretly being paid is simply because their movement is being secretly financed. They also can't imagine why you would take a position that you weren't being paid to take, since they have no actual principles beyond self-interest

Having all the cards is, famously, not the goal in Uno.

diet sofa

reading "The Dispossessed", which features a planet of avowed anarchists, and there is a guy who literally says "I don't think women can ever truly be anarchists". "Women are bourgeoisie" is much older than i thought

having now watched all three Venom movies: what the fuck was up with that third one. i thought it was annoying that the first two villains were "evil Venom" but the villain of the big finale is a World of Warcraft boss who doesn't ever show up and his 4 big woodchipper bugs

monster reborn: 4 points raigeki: 4 points the card that is these two cards stapled together: still zero points after two points lists ok yugioh, very cool

trans shinji is fine or whatever but consider this: rotten egg gendo

we'll be talking like this about cars soon

do you think the Baileys told Chuck Schumer to endorse Platner after not endorsing Mamdani or do you think preferring nazis to muslims is his own personal opinion

Yoru is chilling… Uni is plotting something

i deleted bluesky from my phone and now only access it from the noble desktop computer, and i unfortunately i must report that i do feel a bit better

"When men no longer feel honored" fuck all the way off into the deepest pit of boiling sewage

reposting this from friday for no real reason

this is basically vulgar Making Up Guys to Get Mad At but it's a little brain melting for the continual cover-up of the epstein files to be one of the largest news stories of the year at the same time as the shitty michael jackson hagiography breaks box office records

Gregor Samsa if he’d tried CBT

焼きマシュマロ

Holy shit. Holy. Shit. Trump sent the Gestapo to kidnap kids and shoot helpers in HIS TOWN.

hmm, how do i put my thumb on the scale for "abundance dynamism" without anyone noticing... ah, i know

edging a robot girl by continuously flipping the USB and still having it be in the wrong orientation like 5 times in a row

you can tell the trump assassination attempt wasn't a false flag because nobody made millions off kalshi or polymarket or whatever from it

I went to have cocktails to celebrate the giant meat grinder but then someone turned on the giant meat grinder and it was really loud and scary. and you're laughing

there are guys whose whole job is to watch a few candles from each manufacturing batch burn to completion and if anything goes wonky with them they crush the whole batch into a cube and throw it out. those guys only last a few months at the job bc staring at fire too much makes you go insane