you can tell he just got done talking with the israelis lol

Both totally unnecessary and extremely funny that the Guardian has an interactive graphic for you to change the color of the US flag's blue to the color of the Reflecting Pool from 8 to 19 June and counting

jesus tapdancing christ dude. jesus, mary, and chain what are they doing over there

learning that "death of the author" comes from an essay about no one can say if a femboy character is a woman is the final nail that makes it impossible for me to go back and finish my English major. If i mention that in class they'll look at me like i have lobsters crawling out of my ears

Happy Father’s Day to the king of Father’s Day posts

Gotta say it really sucks watching people continually assume "gifted kid trauma" is just "white rich kids complaining" instead of "neurodivergent kids from several backgrounds being siloed off and socially isolated but we complimented you so it's fine"

SHUT THE FUCK UP, HOLY SHIT IT'S REAL the essay deadass starts with "it is unknowable through what lens and mentality daisuke operated when he declared that bridget was a girl" i am going to Throw Up

the lesson of the second Trump presidency is the President can do whatever the fuck he wants and the next democratic president will have a lot of explaining to do when they pretend they've been thwarted by the Senate Parliamentarian or whoever

what the fuck is up gamers, after a two week hiatus i am finally streaming yet again!! come watch me draw and play with blender cycles on my beefy ass new rig

they're killing me. they're murdering me and every essay I wrote in high school. "it's a legitimate stylistic choice" i cry as i shrink and turn into a corn cob

It’s a bit on the nose that the Obama Center keeps people waiting for hope and change in the Hope and Change Lobby™️

my partner and i recently lived the dream: we found a random Wii game for $2 at a thrift shop and later found out it is an $80 game. Unfortunately it is also the Michael Jackson game, so it is an expensive cursed artifact

Netanyahu sabotaging the most ideologically committed Zionist to ever become president in favor of the guy who views foreign policy as a boring distraction from interior decorating

the problem with the nationalist internationale is the nationalism

workshopping the precise wording of a middling-at-best joke is extremely relatable to me

vance isn't a long-con thinker. he lets others think for him. amy chua, peter thiel, trump jr., trump - sure he secretly despises and resents them for it (like he despises everyone else) but he fears them more. he is a purely reactive thinker by design. he's prey that aches to be a predator

kind of a weird number of digressions in JD's book that seem to say a lot more about him than he means to? i suppose he could see this as "I will be a steady hand as your next President because I cannot even feel love"

"it is scary to consider how much motivation i had to achieve a goal i didn't understand" really sums up Vance's *entire* life, not just law school, and it's very funny that he's incapable of noticing that but capable of writing it anyway

faith is like knowing that raising the minimum wage would actually be bad for workers!

I call Elon Musk a Nazi because he's an avowed white supremacist who undermines democracies, incites pogroms, targets minorities, intentionally caused the death of >750,000 people (so far) while laughing about it ("feeding USAID into the wood chipper"), and did a Sieg Heil at Trump's inauguration.

Bony Soldier Diving On Top Of Grenade Only Makes It Deadlier

he has a million mental illness

Make a movie of this one please

the ******** Devil animated is going to be maybe the single coolest episode of any anime ever made

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

How do I look?

diversity win! "men trying to neg women into fucking them" is now trans-inclusive!

hope you don't mind but i had chatgpt generate some dirty talk for us. Hmm alright it says here you're a little slut

If he were a Columbia student and said this his citizenship would be revoked

piss softly and carry a girl dick

come on. come the fuck on

THE COURTROOM SKETCH ARTIST DREW THE MOMENT THEY REALIZED THEY FORGOT LUIGI

updating my analysis

"ff7 remake is a little political" i say, staring directly at a hand-modeled shinra spoof on an obscure israeli occupation forces armored vehicle that i know about because i spend too much time on wikipedia

New Interview: www.newyorker.com/news/q-and-a...

Brianna Ghey is going to be one of those case studies about how parents will twist their child's death to anything they want as long as its not their fault and it conforms to their beliefs, just like Alden Barrett. Esther is just as much at fault IMHO as the people who murdered her daughter.

Every industry is making billions of dollars and it's workers are getting paid barely above minimum wage and then fired, and all the money just disappears into a hole forever. It's gone. The rich will never spend it. It's number go up. This will destroy the economy

The bug heard Uni’s scariest sound…

Well I can think of one other Cheeto I’d like to see liquified down to its core ingredients. Folks

The racist mechhitler ai that churns out child porn is vital for American national security

You couldn't make The Office today. This is because television is a dead medium. If they tried to make The Office today it would be named like, "The Paper" and it would have been running since 2025 on Peacock but you wouldnt have even heard of it because who has any idea what's running on "Peacock".

Getting rid of the headphone jack is up there with legalized gambling, re: the dissolution of society

Mandatory age verification and the banning modern public towns squares for young people is, and forever will be, governmental and societal abdication of responsibility so that those in charge don't actually have to dare hold big tech accountable for the very real public harm they can foster.

polyamory was invented by the CIA to allow them to do more with less handlers

Putting Bud Light out in front of the Trump White House is a funny statement about the durability of culture war complaints

In 1996, Nintendo was seemingly very fond of a single particular stock photo of the sky, so that it ended up on the cartridge artwork of three different games released in that year: Super Mario 64, Mario Kart 64, and Pilotwings 64.

I've lived among people who were deeply working class and very rich people at different times, and, regardless of the "eat the rich" talk, the working class will *never* hate the wealthy as intensely and obsessively as the wealthy hate them.