A credit card is a yugioh card that special summons burgers

i just dont know

i think that people who use headphones in public places like trains are selfish. keeping all your cool music and podcasts to yourself is genuinely sociopathic and deranged behavior. play it on your phone's speaker and let everyone enjoy it, or don't play it at all

Man we didn’t know how good we had it in the 2010s

Girlfriend and I are looking to move into an apartment soon, and we just applied for a place within ten minutes' walking distance to my job. I told someone I was excited at the idea of walking to work and her response was "why, don't you have a car?"

In Donkey Kong Country 2, it is possible to trap Diddy Kong in a state of eternal horror. Hitting K. Rool with a team-up throw in a specific manner will cause Diddy's eyes to pop out in shock; however, he will never recover and stay in this state until the game is reset.

Was hoping to spend time this weekend finishing TOTK on stream, but I'm sick :) Gonna aim to have it done within the week!

Bill Clinton should take one for the team and say it's real, especially if it isn't

In Super Mario Galaxy, the stars on the letters of the logo spell "u r mr gay", while for the movie it says "he mr gay". This is because you are watching Mario, not playing him.

I am LIVE with Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom, come hang out! www.twitch.tv/GodSaveTheCam www.twitch.tv/GodSaveTheCam www.twitch.tv/GodSaveTheCam

I've got the day off work, so I'll be streaming more Tears of the Kingdom in a bit! Now that I've finally finished all 152 shrines, next I'll be working on the last few side quests that interest me! Join me in the next 10-20 minutes at www.twitch.tv/GodSaveTheCam!

another impromptu Zelda stream, hope y'all didn't have plans this afternoon :) www.twitch.tv/GodSaveTheCam www.twitch.tv/GodSaveTheCam www.twitch.tv/GodSaveTheCam

every clip people post about northernlion is him saying some "you need to touch grass. engage in earthly virtues, the pleasures of the spirit and the mind. reject dopamine. seek transcendence" while he plays 'Subway Surfers But It Makes You Addicted to Slot Machines' in the background

Walter White worked in Gustomer service

best ending of all time, let's be real

if mamdani wins huge it's an outlier because it's new york, if he loses he needed to do more to protect women's sports. if dems win big in NJ and VA it's because they disavowed crazy positions taken in 2020. if dems lose in NJ/VA it's because they needed to do more to protect women's sports

VP Cheney will be honoured with a 21 gun salute accidentally aimed directly at 21 of his friends

The framing of this is hilarious: Democrats deeply worried about the repercussions of a victory www.msnbc.com/msnbc/news/m...

Got mine right under the gun yesterday, thank god I didn't wait for my work leave to be approved like a reasonable person Anyway I'm going to my first MAGFest, catch me at all three Protomen shows :)

The Grungler

i hate it but you can't deny he's the funniest president we've ever had

*seeing a monkey* ah, nature's Goku

SCOOP: several days ago Zohran Mamdani was overheard saying he "needs" to eat dinner. An inside source confirmed he had eaten breakfast and lunch that day, giving him an estimated 2+ weeks without additional calories before he might have died from starvation

might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen

Smokin that shit that made guber natorial

Nation’s Nutritionists Confirm Mini Versions Of Food Nummier https://theonion.com/nation-s-nutritionists-confirm-mini-versions-of-food-nu-1819580287/

Demi tries to remember the short story “for sale: baby shoes, never worn.” on BigSoftTitty.png

Playing Earthbound for the first time ever in 2025 is fascinating, actually. You're just a kid and the world's gone mad. All the adults are useless at best or trying to kill you at worst. Everyone talks like a crazy person. Everything's too expensive. Your next door neighbor wants to be a dictator.

Can't stand Keira Knightley. At this point I dont think I could even stand Keira Kmonthley

My new arcade cabinet finally showed up

The new Naked Gun movie was really fun! Washed the taste of the awful third one out, thank goodness

Alex Trebek saying "the creature" on this episode of Jeopardy! from Halloween 1997

another Baby Shoes song parody

if every democrat doesn’t use the “we took freedom of speech away” on every messaging apparatus they have every single day for the next 4 years assume they want to lose

the protomen be like "this city"

Boss Nass walking the runway in the big Talking Heads suit

this is our cracker barrel moment

Development files for Super Mario Kart show that the earliest sprite for Koopa Troopa did not have his eyes visible from the back, making him appear like an unknown bald man (left). The eyes were made prominent in the finished version to avoid this (right).

Im being hit up by some sort of chatbot vampire

Absolute all-timer sentence in today's @nytimes.com

Crazy how you can be extremely depressed and all your problems seem insurmountable and then you realize you just need to leave the house for any reason at all and you go grocery shopping and you feel better instantly

jc denton: word on the street is people can get anything from you. vaccines. drugs. even bofa. deus ex npc: what's bofa? jc denton, pulling out gun: i'm asking the questions here.