hey

so fucked up that feeling like you’re about to shit your pants is an occasion that can and will happen at many points in your life. like i thought id suffered the worst. what could be next?

need to be 3 g&t’s in, hours deep at the club, and hitting a battery acid vape to this song right neowwww

twitter is currently being plagued by PedophileGPT, it might be time to detach completely

road trip

it really was here a year ago … everything started ….

twitter down so here i am

need to be 3 g&t’s in, hours deep at the club, and hitting a battery acid vape to this song right neowwww

has anyone mentioned Slayyyter recently outsourcing nachos from the cool refreshing springs of the mother lake?

girl at concert next to me can’t handle bass n her boyfriend is protecting her like this

fuck my dry ass phone makes me wanna vogue. should i ??

okay who signed me up for e-coaching emails for women 35+

seeing bloomfs being actual celebrities over on twitter.. oh this was child’s play for you

two queens stand before me

that gay guy that said contemporary humor is just juxtaposition

???????

the way that Anything Could Happen by Ellie Goulding is kinda the best song ever

omfg d4vd ????????

be honest who still here

there’s a guy on twitter rn that traveled to a sunless dimension and is posting photos from his various strolls through the aether of rusted abandoned structures shrouded in darkness

how it feels to clock a gag:

i think it’s weird there’s a witch-hunt for this woman at the baseball game … who literally cares

watched a leaf fall

holy shit we lost rolling ray 🥺🥺🥺

this is crazy

CAN WE BRING YESTERDAY BACK AROUND CAUSE I KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT YOU NOW

well summer’s over

where is JUNGLE??

mothers searching for their lost children:

everything is blue, his pills, his hands, his jeans

this diva

Nebbercracker in the Monster House:

am i crazy or are the slats of this door vent giving saddam hussein tesselation? 😭

didn’t recycle this week just threw away paper and cans cause i’m sick of having a paper bag of bullshit sit on my kitchen floor

this is crazy because i thought cheeky miss curtis was wearing this for promo but turns out she was dressed exactly like this almost the entire movie … a method actor

you can sway a thousand men by appealing to their prejudices quicker than you can convince one man by logic.

georgia o’keefe was freakkkkkyyyy

Karn Nitas son teekay daughter Lunch Lady non binary thing

boosting this 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻

gotta be honest i deleted tiktok a few weeks ago and i find that i spend more time on here and forgot how fun it is. i’m not being advertised to, i get to hear about the silly misadventures of locals, and it’s a kiii when everyone’s online, maybe it’s the wine idk

streaming STARFUCKER, SATC playing wine is settling taco bell ordered and a drunk cig is nowww

found out oomf still has an account on X … you have 24 hours to delete before the blackmail begins

these divas