I think the shadow figures in my peripheral vision want to fuck 😰

why is nobody talking about this...

performing clairo shade at work by listening to clairo.

I just got a software update for the microchip they put inside our vaccines and now I'm really curious about taking a pilates class

it always made me so sad that Missy was trapped in the yugioh card Crush Card Virus here :(

September 23rd :(

the bell is kinda always tolling for me

they're holding a vote on whether or not to put me in a woodchipper soon

edible consumed.

goodbye 2025 hello taco bell 😍

rotted in the hotel for the afternoon, ready to troll again

these queens in our hotel have been the topic of every conversation this weekend

if you saw me out tonight in boystown please issue a warrant for my arrest.

GA YOU WILL ALWAYS BE FAMOUS.

seeing Ga for the first time ever tomorrow.....

Normani was just promoted to Technical Project Manager at my job and she's teaching us agile software development principles.

what are hot gay ppl wearing to mayhem ball? i don't know what to wear and i'm clapped asf.

this is how it feels to listen to Kimbra

jade album is immaculate. as expected!

no more on call at work through the rest of the year

my house is on pretty girl avenue, my house was especially built for you~

i wish i was him

felt spiritually compelled to buy a sweatsuit today

Dua Lipa just attempted to remote into my desktop and install ransomware 😰

kylie minogue wants to talk to me 🥰

Turned around too fast and thought a little free library was the Killer

do any of you care her?

random nationwide verizon outage oh okay.

listening to peepee bridgers

The Light is Coming by Ariana Grande come on shuffle earlier and I actually burst into laughter that's the most troll song on the planet

mega hawlucha calls me. mega hawlucha checks up on me.

ordered a miel latte at a fancy coffee shop in our office building and it tasted like ashes~

had to update my driver's license and they let me retake my clapped ass picture from last year

this kinda happened to me

Ur starting ratseye!

adopted 3 baby GIRL rats.

and yes, god bless even the mean girls.

just came up with my new year's resolution for 2026.

just now hitting me that I'm seeing Ga for the first time ever next month

pokemon resident evil parody means everything to me

This is my new personality

forgot to post this

so full i might die after cheesecake factory birthday dinner

officially 28 today.

I love being nosy like. what’s going on over here lol

against all odds, i had a good birthday weekend 🫶🏼