📸 by Christopher Katsarov

I’m so fuckin proud of the twin cities

Hannah Einbinder you will always be famous

AOC: “I understand that VP Vance believes shooting a young mother of three in the face three times is an acceptable America that he wants to live in, & I do not — That is a fundamental difference between VP Vance & I — I do not believe the American people should be assassinated in the street”

does anyone know if we have to Send to Robyn Immediately today?

just remembered that I started the Legends ZA DLC on Christmas then completely forgot about it

finished my second book of the year and neither were very good

someone at the gay bar paid me to feel my chest when I would've done it for free

ugh I'm so lucky that gay guys come over to my house to watch music videos and hang out

internet girl… i love my nieces and their fuck ass music 😭😭

enrolled in both writing and voice lessons and considering taking an art class too omg I feel like I'm a fourth grader

getting gay asf rn

I get so gay off that fresca

Shooting my shot (reacting with a 🔥)

I plan to be sluttier in the new year but maintaining an alt sounds like a lot of work 🤕

In for 2026: • flirting with me Out for 2026: • not flirting with me

went out with a bang 🎇

At a veryyyy chip positive party

Plotting something sinister.

just realized I have to pick a new go-to heart emoji for the new year...

gonna be wayyyy more annoying in 2026 ^__^

Don't be surprised if you don't hear from me for awhile.

i was just afflicted with Perish in 2.

Sometimes I get scared listening to Beyoncé music at night.

love the idea of “getting into” something

Wearing perfume that sorta smells like a hamster cage

I'm celebrating Christmas with Haruhi Suzumiya this year

Who invented laying on the couch

Everything happened already in 2003

gn

they're sending me away via the interlibrary loan system soon

Fat men getting fatter

ordered a bunch of scary perfumes to diversify my collection, including one that people make videos of themselves smelling then violently gagging (Eau de Space)

woke ip around 4am, acted gay as fuck and then slept in til 11

Can I go here please

Smiling and laughing!! Everyone do that challenge :D

my instagram reels feed is randomly so demonic omg? its like all fat men, hairy asses and car crash compilations?

Happy Thanksgiving it’s so sad we’re gonna be cooking and serving you but I hope you have a good day anyway

Today is your day super nice cousin

mom just announced after 4 mimosas that she's planning on selling her house in the suburbs and moving to north chicago

Are we all celebrating him today?

people invited to my Thanksgiving dinner: • super nice cousins • people with shaky morals • bad texters • sluts • anyone who's ever been a secretary at a medical office • girls who walked the mile in high school • a SQL CASE statement

Her time is almost upon us

Kylie Minogue Love at First Sight plays at Gay Guy Friday and suddenly no one is celibate anymore.

just bought chips

my plans for this weekend: • get so gay off that tequila • throw stones from my glass house • bite the hand that feeds me

sushi on monday... dancing on tuesday...