Man kept telling me that Madonna released a song with Sydney Sweeney and it wasn't until much further in the conversation that I realized he meant Sabrina Carpenter.......

now why would Charli say "real incestuous vibes" on this song

in what together

whoever invented Vietnamese food needs their 🐱 ate.

I've been talking about this to people like it was a story on the news

The concept of my gym playing Selfie by the Chainsmokers at 12:00am on the dot.

Everyone at the gay bar was lovely this evening

woke up and decided to start making my own remixes

Should I play on my phone?

you when you came up with "pissing in my yard ain't gonna make yours any greener"

it's may

anyone know if we’re returning the slab tomorrow ?

blood stain on my shirt, taylorprobably on my nerves

They just asked me to play Jill Valentine in the new Resident Evil movie

Started playing NTE.

we like you office gym

doing some thinking

paid for a flight and didn't get a confirmation email or booking reference

what is a fat gay guy? I'm a visual learner btw.

asking my new doctor for wellbutrin next week

being gay is kinda all about buying, selling, and using tickets

was just invited to a Ren Faire this summer and my browser tabs immediately began looking like this

Slayyyter streamings on drive to Chicago.

gay people are threatening to come over to my house and eat chips 😰

I feel like gay sex would help me focus

I've been talking about this like it was on the news

Wait you guys I just realized... my Artpop could mean anything...

Seeing Rochelle Jordan this week and then Demi and ADELA next week

what are they planning...

I won a talent show tonight.

Just learned how to play MtG... the pool of men I can fuck just expanded exponentially

obsesseddd with saying I need to go to bed early and then staying up for hours taking little quizzes on my phone... like what kind of furry AM I? 🤨

they're putting me in the document shredder soon :(

Sitting >>>

haven't lost a single battle so far and I don't even have the right held items yet ctfu

seeing Florence + the Machine tonight

👹

Following oomfs to steal their routines

impulse purchased a bedazzler

wasn't gonna drink tonight then I remembered 2010's kpop...

guy at the sauna asked if he could add more water to the coals, poured out the entire bucket, then said "wait, now its too hot" and left us all in there to burn.

downloaded that gym tracking app that all gays seemingly use to post selfies

listening to new slayyyter album a lot because I have problems.

received a text from an unknown number discussing the Qunari race from Dragon Age... might need to reply...

you can crank it. once.

This lost child that you have to find being named LOSTELLE…

WHORES GO TO THE CLUB