purchased a bidet and now I feel like switching up on my day ones.

Does anyone want to touch on me

a SQL CASE statement just made a credible threat on my life.

bourdain on his way to dinner reservations with flamedramon.

I wish my friends could get married every weekend 💐💖

In a wedding today

just saw Backrooms...

OOMF PLAYED MY REMIX AT A CLUB.....

Slayyyter party tonight

i’m like a spy, i studied this shit

had an amazing #BeSweetAndLovelySunday

Getting together with a bunch of gay guys and asking them what medicines they take

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"I was hacked." -Charli XCX, 2026

Need to go camping with big fat gay bears

finally old enough to understand the power of an english muffin for breakfast...

My outfit for a summer camp themed event in a few weeks just arrived

I was bearing out this weekend 😰

I'm your girl, right?

they should do a Corinne Bailey Rae lipsync on drag race

guys like what if i turned over a new leaf

they were definitely worth the pain 🙂‍↕️

taylorprobably 100%

Despite all the horrors I'm facing, I am getting my nipples pierced tonight.

got diagnosed with hypertension.

Someone just told me you can make food at home if you buy groceries and ingredients, has anyone heard about this?

Accidentally texted my mom Happy Birthday today

Woke up and immediately was compelled to order this shirt

sticky like a magazine

going back to the bar I was (allegedly) butt naked at last night.

I dream to eat chips

Tried on oomfs pup hood last night and looked very cute in it btw.

Man kept telling me that Madonna released a song with Sydney Sweeney and it wasn't until much further in the conversation that I realized he meant Sabrina Carpenter.......

now why would Charli say "real incestuous vibes" on this song

in what together

whoever invented Vietnamese food needs their 🐱 ate.

I've been talking about this to people like it was a story on the news

The concept of my gym playing Selfie by the Chainsmokers at 12:00am on the dot.

Everyone at the gay bar was lovely this evening

woke up and decided to start making my own remixes

Should I play on my phone?

you when you came up with "pissing in my yard ain't gonna make yours any greener"

it's may

anyone know if we’re returning the slab tomorrow ?

blood stain on my shirt, taylorprobably on my nerves

They just asked me to play Jill Valentine in the new Resident Evil movie

Started playing NTE.

we like you office gym