watching the clock go from 1:59 to 3:00 felt like getting hit by a bazooka

Finished building myself a giant cottage in pokopia and then pidgey says it's always dreamed of living in a house one day.....

Charizard just randomly moved in with Oddish...?

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re-discovered my love for peanut butter filled pretzels.... chips your crown just slipped a little....

this was my surgical team today

Nene stop

hi gay sluts

@reindeerek.bsky.social my team is submitting a jira ticket to have you migrate your zebra cakes tweet to this platform, please let us know if you have capacity for that this sprint <3

chips soufflé

made a really gross dinner~

instagram just sent me an email saying that someone in Brazil has been attempting to log into my account for 6 months.

don't think I like RE: Requiem so far 😰

the teraleaks being right about everything is sooooooooooo

she just facetimed me

Lexsys' wisdom...

can u be munchkin mayor

they should make a Wicked movie or perhaps two

Shinji: daddy daddy! why do you have the dead sea scrolls Gendo: because fierce is fierce hunni Shinji: gaggg

Oh I cheered

other people at 28: I'm ready to buy a house and settle down with my family. me: I'm buying Hello Kitty Island Adventure so I can finally pick a Sanrio bias

I love going somewhere

who said that.

Colorblind caveman when the tribe tells him about nature:

lana's new song is so scary I can't listen to it at night

I'm kinda always getting surgery next week

TaylorProbably API

god just interacted with me via an API

settling in for a long evening of replying to instagram stories.

this is me if any of you care...

downloaded scruff again

just had the worst 2 weeks of my life ama

my gay asf phone

you have to drink protein shakes fast asf or they start tasting like the tar monster from scooby doo

playing a really good Paper Mario knockoff on my steam deck

I'm at a place in my life right now where I'm falling asleep listening to videos like "Powerful Frequencies to Heal Infections and Mental Illness"

I'm getting blackout off these this weekend

📸 by Christopher Katsarov

I’m so fuckin proud of the twin cities

Hannah Einbinder you will always be famous

AOC: “I understand that VP Vance believes shooting a young mother of three in the face three times is an acceptable America that he wants to live in, & I do not — That is a fundamental difference between VP Vance & I — I do not believe the American people should be assassinated in the street”

does anyone know if we have to Send to Robyn Immediately today?

just remembered that I started the Legends ZA DLC on Christmas then completely forgot about it

finished my second book of the year and neither were very good

someone at the gay bar paid me to feel my chest when I would've done it for free

ugh I'm so lucky that gay guys come over to my house to watch music videos and hang out

internet girl… i love my nieces and their fuck ass music 😭😭

enrolled in both writing and voice lessons and considering taking an art class too omg I feel like I'm a fourth grader