I can never tell if a guy is queer or just English / Canadian

San Rocco really said “Holiness, but make it a SERVE.” (He is, unsurprisingly, the patron saint of bachelors. I assume that also means “bachelors.” 😁)

yikes

on this day in 2012. cue any track by Best Coast

ok i fw with drag name 😆 www.katkow.net/pages/drag-n...

rational fear of tweedledum and tweedledee

Slightly diminish a band: Gladys Knight and One Pip

intelligence gap relationship

Mood 😅

rainy sunday morning calls for some incense, housework and jon hopkins ‘singularity’ played beginning to end. music.apple.com/za/album/sin...

new word alert: choppleganger definition: the uglier replica of someone use it in a sentence: someone told me that I am Paul Mescal’s choppleganger

already eaten but it wasn’t the daily buldak noodles and I’m full but feel incomplete

esqueefies

when someone blocks you and all of your backup accounts 🥰 like thanks for being so obsessed with me account I’ve never even interacted with 🪭

they need their own wlw spin off where they run a detective agency. show could be called True Ronance

I like seeing all of your 2016/2026 posts. aging is a privilege.

[potentially graphic media for those who are squeamish about eyes] what do you call this little sunspot thingy and who else has one?

how’s my love life? like 10 seasons of defeated rivalry thanks for asking how’s yours

the satisfaction of hitting a word count bang on. iykyk

4 no skip albums (at random coz there are more than 4)

the subtypes are all so boring. otters and bears - yawn. where my binturongs at? would love to find me a little echidna tbh

the kids are saying 2026 is the new 2016. the more things change, the more they stay the same I guess

IN: - Bidets - A little treat - Cooking, creating, writing - Local political action - Festivals (Renaissance, music, etc.) OUT: - Sex negativity (grow up) - Lukewarm Democrats - Aluminum-based deodorant - Eating your partner's leftovers - Cartoony phone games (just carry a Gameboy. It's cooler)

non-sports version called Seated Rivalry (no muscly gays allowed)

Reading horrible reviews about something you disliked is so cathartic. My people

and now full on childbirth?!? few things are as terrifying as a gooey fetus straight out the vag jayzus this show is horrific

me watching them open someone’s abdomen on The Pitt vs when they approach someone’s eyeball with a scalpel

mental health has been a rollercoaster but these two simple things have kept me grounded 😮‍💨

The julie bots will boost my klout

no more performative morality for 2026 👏 👏 👏

today is friday????

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gonna miss them most of all 👯

Looks like Steve Harrington went on to open a store…

stayed up til 2am to ring the new year in online with family in the uk. now staying up to see the stranger things finale coz why not. happy new year. hope it’s better than the one that’s past

Okay go with me on this one: you know those “and with that the 2025 season comes to a close” videos where everyone is living their best life? That, but a “Titanic theme played on the recorder” version of everyone failing hardcore this past year. I’d willingly watch that.

*pop star posts something to their instagram story revealing their ignorance *pop star looks dumb & is called out for it *the world kept turning

the upside of insomnia is finally getting round to watching the shows I missed in the year.

please name the shows title so my mute keywords have a purpose LMAO

last calf flex of the year

One thing i resolve to do going forward (unrelated to a new year) is to match people’s energy and input, and to stop investing in people who couldn’t give a shit.

manifesting a smash hit lesbian show for 2026

dune is a sci fi novel written in 1965 as an allegory about how british food is bland and needs spices

me being a reply guy to the wannabe influencer who never acknowledges replies but loves sharing their opinions on everything

Always worried about what the O Face looks like.

electrifying.

spoilers for volume two ig