you in another country

my last day in cape town was well spent. heart is full and happy ☺️

emma stone in bugonia:

me and ride or die link up

overheard: my music is a bit cunty, a bit contemplative. its cuntemplative...

catch this print

few. not the only one “forbidden” from here

🍄Soon.

there are 15 people on this website and we all know each other

i knew i was chopped and unc when i realized how excited i was to be able to do laundry after a week of travel

how to be me on holiday

I went up a lighthouse today. I freaking love lighthouses

accidentally almost recreated the most iconic album cover. If both subjects were awkward and neurodiverse

On a catamaran catching some epic d cup dilf print 🔥

the rock wasn’t gushing until I stood in front of it

only growers are mad about catching print and only show-ers think it’s funny. men crashing out at having to experience an iota of being objectified in the same way women have been for centuries? always hilarious

I love trees

a non selfie that shows how sexy I am

lying awake at 2am thinking about how this urologist on social media calls himself "the dick doc on tiktok" and how that might be the best handle I've ever heard

taydolf and most of her exes

The way this looks like the still from a dying wife kinda montage lol

Can confirm

checking out. onto the next country

bought a barista style coffee machine and I’m on my second coffee in 2 hours. it’s 6.30pm. wish me well tonight 🫥

This is funnier if you can hear a Lowland Scots accent as you read it.

*this* is what there needs to be more of. I know noah wants more of it too…

I do not like sufjan stevens APRIL FOOLS

a new discovery that is melding with my bloodflow even on first listen. upbeat hyperpop with an indie twist music.apple.com/za/album/cam...

my autistic bestie’s idea of a fire April fools prank is leaving a chocolate bar on her coworkers desk and watching the chaos unfold as she inevitably wonders where the chocolate came from

Me closing my work laptop for a month off.

work laptop closed till May

the problem with having two bad bitches who are obsessed with you is that they won’t ignore all the hints you’ve been dropping and they will team up to place you on involuntary psych hold

frame her and hang her in the louvre

microdosing rejection therapy by crafting the perfect tiktok post for someone I know will not watch it 😌

a bear themed social night playing the musical stylings of one Portugese-Canadian icon, call it Belly Furtado

plans afoot to do gummies and watch zardoz while on holiday in a couple of weeks

when your created character shows up in the background of a cut scene

I hate gay Halloween, what do you mean your the sunburn girl from the background of an episode of The Pitt?

okay album of the summer (and southern hemisphere winter) 🙌🏻 can already tell this one is gonna go triple platinum on my headphones music.apple.com/za/album/%C3...

Love my little dude.

violently farting on the kiss cam at a packed game. the kid in front of me smells it and its so bad that he throws up.

catching print: a field user’s guide.

Being forced by a straight man to watch RoboCop. Someone tell me this movie isn’t just Temu Terminator…

joking hyperbolically about what she didn’t do because the actual humour is in people reacting to her as if she’s a demon for having boundaries. I’ll choose a “rude” person with morals and boundaries any day

a smile is the boner of the face

I can't believe she hoofed a baby in the park while yelling, "I AM THE EGG QUEEN!!!!"

I can't believe Chappell Roan poisoned the water supply for an entire village in South Sudan

lmaooooo omg

I’ve finally managed to train my algorithm to show me the most random weirdcore reels that can’t be explained or annoyed by anyone but me. months of hard work have paid off 🥲