you know times are bad when there’s nary a mention of NNN by the middle of the month

if anyone is in the market for an ethically-sourced Grimes, I have someone to offer music.apple.com/za/album/dre...

I believe it’s called Wuthering Heights because Jacob Elordi is 6’9”

my attention span has been so bad recently that finishing a movie in one setting feels like an accomplishment

shirt wrinklier than my scrote. happy sunday freak x #calfflex

tiktok comments are 😭

listening to music on my headphones without realizing ANC was active. Heard an annoyingly discordant tone playing and thought woah - avant garde production choice there 😯 Turns out it was my whistling kettle telling me it was boiling 🤣

Bubba

"thinking of dropping the alt, idk" "the alt saw it first" "cant post, too spicy for main..." omg just drop the alt or stop talking about it

let donald top the mouse x

My feed right now

so the new Robyn track…. it’s alright…..

making it into a series #calfflex

a pig called hamela

yes yes yes those certainly are photos of aurora borealis

two goldfish called chudai and wataa

cinnamon cawfee on a cold rainy afternoon 😮‍💨

we really wanted to see his frankenstein...

there are few things as mortifying as accidentally clicking on someone’s live story and they’re playing a guitar at the screen and you’re one of two viewers

plaids for spring. subversive?

some people just have 2014 face, you know?

it might be a wig but still 🥴🥵🫠💕

writing about emotional avoidance as if I’m not the most emotionally avoidant person I know

no noise november. everyone shush

weird to find you were blocked by the ex that you tried to part on mature, good terms with 🤔 telling myself they just weren’t over me 💅

*dyes red hair green to get back to brown hair *winks in colour theory 😉

😍🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Just a little Saturday feel good article that I would like to see happen in the USA while I am still alive. For now it would be great for our politicians to learn from his policies that helped him win against an ultra conservative opponent 🤨

Halloween gays

so lucky to be alive at the same time as baddies like Megan

none of the gays™ have posted any “hello ween” thirst traps yet?? crazy work…

10 horrors to get to know me by It Follows I Saw The TV Glow X They Look Like People The People Under the Stairs Under the Skin Body Bags Scream 4 Schizo Midnight Meat Train

accidentally started The Shining dubbed in French and was, like, JACK IS ONE PRETENTIOUS MOTHERFUCKER ohhhh

let’s go girls

contrary to popular belief, urine isn’t sterile. but mine is coz I’m pure of heart and I talk to my plants.

a haunted house that’s just a straight person telling you for the second time that they work with a queer person

popped a bicep for the first time iml

Tell more of your friends that you love them

when did the gays start watching sports?

🎃

my boy out there doing so many side quests. he officiated his best friend’s halloween-themed wedding where everyone dressed up. he dressed as season 3 scoops ahoy steve 😭

my 65 year old mother has decided that 2000s r & b is everything. like okay diva. keyshia cole is your top artist this year and I can’t judge

a haunted house but it’s the united states

I moved all my plants 🪴 inside due to colder weather coming in and there’s a small Gray Tree frog hiding on the philodendron. Not sure if I should release it outside tomorrow when the peak will be low 70°Fs or provide lodging until next spring…..

just noticed this big bitch just chilling watching youtube vids with me…..

just found out british zimbabwean comedian genius munya chawawa is not queer. i’m surprised and saddened 😅

there’s a version of survivor that takes place in isra*l ?!? 😵‍💫

i’m really not getting the hate for the new tame impala album. loved it at first listen, had it on repeat and love it a little more with each listen. aoty stuff imo

oop not Lilly Allen in her Lemonade era

It’s duh-rivative. You wouldn’t understand.