Mental check-in… meme only.

every now and then I hear the Macarena used in a meme post and I remember how unironically fire that song actually is

Starting a grift that I will take care of the plants of Christian houseplant enthusiasts after the rapture 😃

i’m trying to pick a new religion which god is the best twerker?

posted this as a lark on insta but the results genuinely surprised me. 6 people responded all with the exact same thing, and it wasn’t what I thought it would be 🌱

post something from the 80s. little cowboy in the making

Sufjan makes me laugh

when you craft an entertaining instagram story for one person and they don’t see it 🥀

heard someone describe this as “drive by side eye” and I was dusted 🤣 😭

when you find out your work crush is in a relationship that you knew nothing about for 11 months

same Dr Robby. same 🙂‍↕️

happy Pitt eve to those who celebrate

out of the blue I remembered how lil nas slayed on every track on this album. it was way underrated honestly music.apple.com/za/album/mon...

my throat chakra is dead how to revive

woke up with a sore throat and a voice an octave deeper than normal. just said something to the dog and made myself jump

gotta catch em all or whatever

I’m like my dad…

arguing with someone online so I posted a thirst trap into the comments. successfully disarmed ✔️

5’ 7.5

Happy Chinese New Year 🧧 for what it’s worth I hope it brings you change and better fortune 🐎 Fuck knows we all need that

Magneto-ass plan

pronouncing mustache like headache

Drop an album that was important to you when you were 19

Anti-pickup lines: “Did you fall from heaven? Well, so did Lucifer. Not today, Satan.”

so did anyone watch Wuthering Whites yet and how bad was it? 👀

works especially well if you comment it on a str*ight couple’s post 👹

happy Dying For You day to those who celebrate 🥳 music.apple.com/za/album/dyi...

happy lights burn dimmer day to those who celebrate 🙌🏻 music.apple.com/za/album/lig...

get a load of this day walker.

who called it ghosthunting and not peekaboo

Crashing your sled and failing to place, you're probably a sore luger.

Without downloading any new pics describe your gender

idk about that

me thinking about the buldak noodles in my pantry at 11pm

paul mescal as a straight love interest?? no thank you very much

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A Knight of the Seven Kingdom is for Mandalorian fans

why does bro look like a a young Dorothy from Golden Girls lol

lowkey might’ve discovered I’m a dom daddy

When someone blows hot and cold and pulls away unexpectedly, it is not you, it’s a fault with them 9 times out of 10. Posting this as a reminder to myself. You don’t have to work hard to make certain people love you. Some people are scared of loving anyone, regardless of how reliable you are.

Toni Collette in The Sixth Sense is one of the most underrated aspects of the film. I mean *look* at her.

I’m starting to feel sympathy for evil Whittaker

anyway

help why is there a picture of a guy getting a lap dance from a huge lollipop on my dash?!

we’re allowed more than 5 favourite bloomfies ok

vagueposting < vogueposting

BREAKING: peepee has acquired poopoo

So the pedo president shat itself on live camera 🥴 Even Idiocracy wasn’t that absurd. What is that country even