I wish the rapture was real. Get rid of all the dumbest people in one go? Done deal 😂

nah I had to tone it 🥴

people are still buying new iPhones?? 🥴

urgh the doomscrolling a little too doom-y of late 👎

Teaching gen z about torrenting and VPNs as a patriotic act 🫡

damn. that courtroom artist really has hate and a darkness in his heart. he’s an opp

people are saying this *isn’t* the guy from the hangover?!?

if you see this, quote the energy you bring to bluesky

*Marked safe from venerating any dead racists, homophobes, transphobes, and misogynists recently. Was weirdly easy not to do. Imagine that.

unc AND chopped?? in this economy???

take this and use it well.

•step one: come out of your cage •step two: do just fine YOU ARE HERE ⤴️

just started watching Teen Wolf (the old MTV series). On season 2 & these are my early thoughts: Scott- not the main character in your own show & your relationship with that girl is boring af Stiles- chanté you stay. Main character. Bi energy & crapload of sexual tension with Derek.

his wife’s name is eriKa KirKe??? I don’t even have to do anything else with that

I’ve complained about this in the past and it’s a tiny thing… but for NuDisco and Nu-80’s songs, the two things that would improve them and make them feel closer to the originals: a) song is over 4 minutes long; b) song fades out over a 30-second frame. Please, music producers?? 🙏🏾 🥺

this pic got the queers going crazy over in the bad place. also making me really want level 10 ash blond hair again….

introducing my new favourite hat. it has negative aura points but idc

what he said.

sunshine and stuff

my digital footprint is a clown shoe

a dripping wet dish rag or sponge 💀

Going for a minor superpower: precognition, but it’s just how much I’ll enjoy something just by touching it, like a book or some food.

if i had super powers they'd probably be something random like walrus detection: the ability to detect when a walrus is nearby

A channel I really like did a long form video on a beverage I love. (1 hr+ long, if you have time)

cue total eclipse of the heart etc

When I see my own post whilst scrolling my feed.

bloomscroll for heart health

i need this. w for homemade art

right right ⏰ed ig uquiz.com/quiz/64v0cF/...

it’s steve harrington’s month 😌🩷💜💙

To my beautiful bisexual folk out there: remember that during this Bi Visibility Month, you won’t be able to sneak into movie theatres until October. But it’s worth it so that you are seen and welcomed. 🩷 💜 💙

Had this album on repeat all weekend. Its so cozy and feel good ☺️

this ho shot a music video in africa with a huge cast and not a single prominent Black actor. ofc she played a colonial princess. she’s been trash for longer than she’s been a billionaire.

me looking forward to my summer holiday on the beach also me in every photo from said beach holiday:

Timeline cleanse Here's an echidna puggle. 😍

my farts smell like popcorn tonight

i’m lowkey addicted to my new protein shakes like I wake up thinking about them. idk if that’s a good thing

one time in bible college my class threw a mandatory social event where everyone had to dress up as their favourite bible character. I stayed home but told the group chat that I was in attendance as the holy spirit. one of my proudest memories.

literacy gap relationship

throw a stone in any major city and it’ll hit a white guy who looks exactly like this, too. scary accurate

“iF yOu DoN’t HaVe AnYtHiNg NiCe To SaY dOn’T sAy AnYtHiNg At AlL” Me:

i’ll have something nice to say when she’s donated enough money to no longer be a billionaire, or finally figured out how to turn out a look and slay. not holding my breath for either. mediocre rich whities do not deserve to be celebrated.