Haircut, laundry, dishes, and poke dinner

Finally got back to my old coffee shop haunt for some reading today

I genuinely have almost no pictures of me from 2019 because it was a BAD year for me lol

And the rocket’s red GLAAAAAAARE!!!!!

Tar and feather the fuckers, pour sugar in the cement mixers, burn down the buildings, cut the wires

We should ******* ICE

Imagine being a company (whose whole mission is climate protection) suing a drag queen (whose whole mission is climate protection) for using a name of a region in South America (which, oh, you also use). Boycott these losers. Drop the lawsuit, @patagonia.com.

Cotopaxi should partner with a drag king named Koda Paxie to show Patagonia just how fucking wrong they are in this moment

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communism is when legal contracts for services and goods are enforced for both parties

Yay! My useless manager is quitting! … Boo! Now I won’t have a buffer between me and the directors quorum of quisling snakes.

When is Criterion gonna add Mean Girls to their catalogue?

thick thighs save lives that's why this memorial day we should be posting thighs

Might replay BotW this summer

Bear Lake trip this weekend was just what I needed

You come to me, on the day of my son's wedding, which I am not attending

Anyone hiring medical device product/program managers?

Explaining to an alien like So in one game 3 strikes means you lose & you have to go apologize to your friends on the bench & in another it means you’re a turkey and you get a free donut or your picture on the wall

pronouncing nutella with a spanish ll

It is not lost on me that YouTube never queues Hasan’s videos when I watch one. It’ll play episode after episode of The Basement Yard or Smosh or Unhhhh. But one Hasan Piker video and then the algorithm is like “how about this random thing you looked up three months ago next?”

Bestie’s back in town

Blasting Femininomenon as I run to catch my bus this morning

obviously he works at the river bank

Riesling and a Kung Fu movie to fight the Sunday scaries

I finally figured out why everyone would compliment my shoelaces in high school

Work is a joke. Utah politics is a joke. This country is a joke.

(Sorry for sharing a substack link. Ken needs to get with the program, I know)

You shouldn't want a strong Republican party. You should want to see the Republican party ground into the dirt never to rise again.

Things have only gotten worse since we stopped putting a finger and a thumb in the shape of an "L" on our foreheads.

Everyone involved in the Box Elder County Data Center approval needs to be d****d. And then as an homage to their Mormon heritage, be tarred and feathered, Kevin O’Leary included

So that's 1 strike for a racial slur 4 strikes for calling it Jizzrael 3 strikes for hoping the grandson of the George W Bush pretzel finds Trump And 200 strikes for calling a Bluesky dev Temu Elon Musk

My fit for the first Monday in May

The proposed "Stratos" data center campus in Box Elder County, Utah would consume 9 GW of energy. We thought it might be helpful to give readers some points of comparison. Read more: https://www.sltrib.com/news/2026/05/04/hyperscale-data-center-project/ 

Yes

Ominous tarot interpretations as a public service

How tall do yall think I am?

We are doing this to baby yoda at noon

That lull in the ambient birdsong? Oh that's nothing, it's just that, whenever I pass, all the creatures of the wood and field pause what they're doing to subtly bow their heads to me. It's been happening ever since I formed the Correct Opinions About Politics.

This kind of mixed use urban planning is illegal in America

Sipping’ Scotch and baking banana bread tonight before a two day professional development conference

FREE HER

Want these behaviors to go away? Punish wage thieves and slumlords. Get rid of food deserts. Make healthcare free.

Utah politicians will sell their souls to water-guzzling industries for a profit and then demand that the average Utahn conserve water. Sociopaths

Thank god I have a four day work week

New favorite briefs

Errand day. Please ignore the messy car

Listening to Noah Kahan