the best way for an opposition party to deal with the rise of the fourth reich is, of course, spending several million dollars to take down a twitch streamer who is to the left of you, ideologically

Sorry for not posting and interacting, I am being tortured (working in corporate America)

We need to celebrate the end of the civil war with a holiday on the same scale as the 4th of July and I am being so serious.

Social media apps as Lord of the Rings characters, a thread: Twitter: Twitter is Gollum. Began as a normal halfling. Overexposure to evil left it thin and stretched and bitter.

I’m happy he backed down. Maybe it was a moment of lucidity. But the man still needs to be removed from office by any means necessary and we should all brace for the worst

Forgot it was TACO Tuesday

Because you want to ask yourself who fought the anti-genocide protests during the Biden admin, what administration ended the BLM protests, what administration ended Occupy? And those were not ended under Republican regimes. Republicans are obviously THIS bad, but the Democrats are their lackies.

Left work an hour early because I want to be doom scrolling through the start of WW3 in the comfort of my home at least

If they kill these people what will you do?

I think retreating to the statement "I didn't vote for him, I'm not responsible for this" is pure ego defense, because the people we did vote for were all too eager to surrender their capacity to do anything to address the clear threat this was, or too cowardly to act when it mattered most

Congress is apparently just a jobs program and networking event for people who like to dress up in suits and get their hair and makeup done for interviews and doing insider trading.

This is already an indelible stain on our national history, culture, consciousness, influence, standing And EVERY SINGLE member of the group that could STOP THIS immediately—the Republican members of the House and Senate—stands there in the dock of history's judgment, like quislings of other eras

all of America's bravest elected Democrats jumping into action to post vaguely on social media about how somebody else should do something

i don't hope it happens today, i hope someone makes it happen today

SNL UK is absolutely putting its American counterpart to shame dear lord

An aneurysm is an undeservedly peaceful way to go for him at this point

Wait lol. It’s probably because Iran followed through on its plan to attack AWS infrastructure

“Government should be friendly and helpful” is such a disarmingly simple message, and paired with a charming, charismatic person it can be politically unstoppable.

This morning’s Bsky server outage made me think that IT had happened and Bsky couldn’t handle the volume of posts about it lol

yeah we can tell, jay

trump: we're gonna bomb those children. they'll all be dead, and we'll kill their fuckin' families too media: can you BELIEVE he said the F word?? he is UNHINGED

Happy Easter, everybody!

Finally in the home stretch of clearing out the old place

Actually we should just give citizenship to every undocumented person in the United States who wants it. Walking over an imaginary line isn't some great moral atrocity. Making people live in the shadows as a permanent underclass absolutely IS.

Pondered the orb last night

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Hiring movers was the smart choice but now I feel self conscious about how much shit I own

The year is 2040 and the English language has been ravaged by auto text: Donut guy: what can I get you? Me: I'll take a couple of long jobs. One apple jitter. And a Bismarck with the cram filling DG: cumming right up

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Moving day

hmm

nationalize SpaceX

If all goes according to plan, in a few hours, a crew of astronauts will begin a journey that will take them on a loop around the moon. Here's a video that NASA put together to help people visualize the journey through space, first orbiting the earth before looping around the moon and flying home 🔭

In the spirit of current events and to keep up with my Russian, I’ve decided to read the Artemis Accords in both English and Russian and dream of a future as presented in Project Hail Mary where nations come together for a shared exploration of space for the betterment of all mankind

Don’t describe me in just one word, I want haikus

make sure to abolish the senate, set age limits on every office, and make it korean-levels of easy to put the president in jail. statehood for dc and puerto rico, and revert wyoming to a territory.

I consider the Supreme Court illegitimate. Whatever decisions come from this court are illegitimate whether they go in the direction of something you think is legitimate.

How can therapy be regulated as an evidence based therapeutic intervention if therapists have a First Amendment right to say anything to any client? If therapy can't be regulated as a therapeutic intervention, why would insurance pay for it any more than it pays for newspaper subscriptions?

This is a great example of where the puerile speech regime we have settled on in this country is really a vehicle for protecting abusers and placing minority persons in acute danger of harm, especially when it comes to declaring parents the ”owners” of their children’s bodies and minds.

The right of self determination is an alienable right in the eyes of the Supreme Court.

It is the mainstream right-wing position that if you don’t like your kids you should be allowed to kill them but only after they’re born.

When I see a transphobe:

Another reminder that democrats are unwilling to put in any hard work to actually save us

The Mormon church excommunicated a woman for calling out misogyny in church leadership, lets see if they excommunicate this fascist pos. If they don’t, everyone can assume what side the LDS church is on in all this.