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And now, to eat a vegetable.

A fine evening and a finer crew

Throwing our first pride party.

New friend is adapting my speech patterns am I about to be All About Eved

Thinking of putting “Boy Band (without the gay sex)” on one of the TVs for our pride party and refusing to explain

Gene please guide my thoughts, actions, intonations and revelations on this day. Guide me, Gene. Gene please guide me.

Wake up my sweet angel, for I am preparing a sumptuous repast

Today is a good day

This is Eldritch Degeneres btw

Need my phone to learn the world eldritch and to autocorrect near misses on the keyboard to just say eldritch I’m always talking about the eldritch things okay

Finally caved and said goodbye to my longstanding “favorite” worn-to-shreds tee shirt.

10 hours of sleep in the heels of a good thunderstorm

Met this little fledgling on our front stoop when we left the house earlier and were a little concerned about ability to fly. But we’re now up on the roof deck and heard some loud chirping and looked for the source and I’ll be damned if it wasn’t this little guy up there with us.

I, for one, am rooting for the thunderstorms.

I was up here for 35 actual minutes yesterday and it was enough to make ~art~

Do you think that if Miss Marple and Jessica Fletcher had met that they would have scissored

Still don’t have full sensation in one of my big toes from last weekend’s escapades but fuck it, leg day

Moss on the advance.

Yes I will have melted cheese two ways please and thank you

About to eat my fucking weight in deep dish

Both my Mega Mewtwos landed with a 2359 CP and max level. Pleased with that. Now to chug a water and get back out there.

Shoes? You mean chastity cages for feet? (Seriously though the dogs are BARKING after 34 miles put down on foot yesterday with two more days of punishment incoming and they need to breathe)

Woke up without an alarm at 3:30 am after 6 hours of sleep. Better than 4 but absolutely insane considering I usually go for 8-9 and how physically taxing yesterday was. Fuck it, we ride.

Body didn’t want much sleep I guess so we’re up and at ‘em with a very “I will sell this house today” kind of energy for the raids starting at 5 AM I guess

Got a window seat thank you Stritchy

Trying to board a plane using this photo of Elaine Stritch as a boarding pass

Now is the time for my ultra balls

All right

Surely this is a trap but what if

Not bad for a guy who tore his Achilles tendon twice last year

Spent the morning at the Brooklyn Botanical Gardens

So everyone else at the slumber party gets to go to sleep whenever they want? Like ten minutes into the very cool and interesting movie I picked out for us?? But I gotta wake up when they do?!

Just don’t know how anyone can drink boiled ass Tropicana oj once they’ve tasted the fresh squeezed. Shit is the nectar of the gods there’s just no going back.

DO NOT talk to me until I’ve had my Berta Filava

Lost a bit on my fastball with bench press after travel and then a week of bronchitis but so happy to be back putting the baba yagas through their paces

increasingly i feel like the answer to AI killing art is radical DIY-ism, don't buy anything, just fw shit your friends make

First name Regi, last name Gigas. Please bear with me for five turns I promise I’ll get the hang of this.

No matter where I go in this life, I end up back on the Wikipedia page for Queen Elizabeth I.

If broccoli cheddar soup and mac and cheese had a baby and that baby had 60 grams of protein plus a guarantee of garlic breath it would be my dinner

I don’t even like the drink that much but if you have a gator tiki mug I’m ordering whatever the fuck I have to in order to get the boy to my table

my haul was pretty sweet tho.

Had a dream last night that I lucked into some great finds at the used record store. Forgot it when my husband woke me up, the remembered it when @bobbyjmain.bsky.social texted me his own record store score. And so I went, and damn.

The urge — the need — to *twirl* has made itself known.

Breffist

I could not have imagined Palia going there, but they went there.

Probably the only person who thinks this is cool, but I managed to pull it off. Nabbed a couple shinies at the airport in the first 30 minutes of the event before our flight home, and then one more from a lure back home after touching down.

Leaving Spain today. May they never catch you, my king.

So we’ve decided to do our Sailor Moon skincare masks

We connected, okay. The bird and I are boys.