Collecting TikTok avatars of ppl telling me New York will be under sharia law in six months

it's so crazy we don't have a coke freestyle type of machine but for chip flavors. in some ways we're still basically living in the stone age

As a Dodgers fan, I literally feel like Sarah Connor at the end of the first Terminator. That’s how good the Blue Jays were. Like we won but I’m so traumatized I’m going to lose custody of my son because I trained him to shoot weapons in Nicaragua and I’ll end up in a max cell at Pescadero

F. Scott Fitzgerald: In my book I invented Gatsby lifestyle as a cautionary tale The president: At long last, we have created the Gatsby lifestyle from the classic novel The Great Gatsby

It’s his day.

who up trick or treating

(Photo by F Sinatra)

confident that if they could, cats would smoke cigarettes

“my favorite baseball team is doing better than they ever have before“ “that must be wonderful” “It’s the worst thing thats ever happened to me”

Wow I cant believe that calling Trump a peacemaker and rushing to declare this conflict settled and over ended up being premature

fish and chips, the native British dish invented by sephardic Jewish migrants in the 18th century using a vegetable no one on this island had encountered before the 16th

mariners and dodgers meeting in the postseason

woke up from a nap in a frenzy

Huge congratulations to Maria Corina Machado who has won the Nobel Imperialism Prize for steadfastly supporting Israel's genocide and calling on the US to invade her own country so she can be installed as puppet leader while Trump takes Venezuela's oil ♥️

Never forget that Australia went to war with emus in 1932 and the emus won

sin that pays its way can travel freely, and without a passport; whereas Virtue, if a pauper, is stopped at all frontiers

Welcome to America

jesus christ do i have to do everything around here

"please kids, stop fighting! maybe lisa's right about america being the land of opportunity, and maybe adil has a point about the machinery of capitalism being oiled by the blood of the workers"

a few small beers

An Irish goodbye? Goes without saying.

The bees have discovered Brutalism

yeah they're just murdering random people on these boats

I think the Trump admin assumed no one would try to find out who the people on the boats they blew up really were

From yesterday, Ron Washington talks about his future... www.mlbtraderumors.com/2025/09/ron-...

It's pretty wild to me that investigators have uncovered that anti-trans campaigns are largely funded by the fossil fuel industry, and that the presumed motivations are pretty directly to redirect the public conversation away from climate change... and that this isn't bigger news.

Big week for this group.

This should be encouraged, not banned.

Don't buy the canard that this is about Charlie Kirk. Abusing state power to lean on corporate leaders and get Jimmy Kimmel off the air because he told jokes about the president and made him feel bad was always the plan.

if you have infinite monkeys typing on infinite typewriters one of them will eventually produce the entire works of shakespeare. but you don't have that kind of start up capital. start with 10 monkeys writing steven king's Christine. soon you'll be turning a profit and can start scaling your monkeys

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Great piece. bidoun.org/articles/hou...

I’ve been rewatching the Coen Bros filmography this month and while drawing a Barton Fink illustration, it struck me how much their films feel like Far Side cartoons: funny, strange, clever, yet frequently inscrutable. Anyway here’s a thread!

They're remaking "It Could Happen to You" but the thing that could happen to you is bad now

New ship of Theseus just dropped, but now it has conscious thought

It’s that time of year.

This section of Linda Fiorentino's Wikipedia page is hilarious. "I don't know why men expect me to be a femme fatale in real life." Later: "Time to seduce an FBI agent to get my hands on the evidence against my sleazy detective boyfriend."

Such an odd thing to read in the newspaper www.nytimes.com/2025/09/03/u...

I have like zero expectations so I won’t be disappointed, but somehow, life, uh, finds a way.

“August 2, 1914: Germany has declared war on Russia. Went swimming in the afternoon.” – Franz Kafka

I think we have to withhold prayers until God starts doing what we want. He’s a fiend for prayers and I think he’s just used to getting them. Cut off the supply and draw him out

Now that the no-hit bid is over we can focus on how funny it is that there's an Officer Schlittler running around out there somewhere

I honestly can’t believe there are still any AI skeptics out there. This tech is obviously revolutionary

crazy to think about how much plants that suck to smoke people must've smoked to find out what's good plants to smoke. we smoke today on the shoulders of giants