Rewatching all of Poirot and a new reaction gif just dropped

It’s actually so funny to see Helen of Troy upset thousands of angry men in 2026 in the exact same way she did back in antiquity.

a husband is a type of person who is legally obligated to pretend to listen when i’m talking about clone high. he took a vow to do that. he swore in front of god and a judge that he would let me talk about clone high even at six in the morning

Well, I’m not going to Bread Loaf, but thank you for sending rejections on the first day in 22 years that Arsenal are champions, so not bothered 🔴🍞⚪️🍞🔴

you mess with the bull you get the horns. you mess with the goat you get the woodwinds. the horse has the string section and the rabbit is on percussion

The most hilarious part of this is that the recall only affects 173 total vehicles, because that's all Tesla's sold of its rear wheel drive model.

A+ no notes

me sleeping seven hours vs. me sleeping six hours and 42 minutes

Now I will give you a piece of advice. I will tell you something that I absolutely believe you should do, and if you do not do it you will never be a writer... When your pencil is dull, sharpen it. And when your pencil is sharp, use it until it is dull again. —Mary Ruefle

Reading Walter Benjamin’s The Arcades Project and maybe I need never write anything again 😭🥰

Data Centers By The Numbers https://theonion.com/data-centers-by-the-numbers/

Fucking hell, Buckingham Palace is run by ghosts, could things get any worse for them right now

Should AI replace CEOs?

Witch Hunt box collage

I have some new blackout pieces from my ongoing project “hem” in the Indianapolis Review! Thanks, @nataliesolmer.bsky.social— and go check them out along with the rest of the issue! (The preview here is cool, but not mine— it’s by Joshua Johnston!) theindianapolisreview.com

Mary Ruefle

If this year has you feeling petty and ferocious (it does), definitely send your poems to @villaineralit.bsky.social

I'll beg

I was browsing for something pretty to post for #BlueMonday but instead found…this thing. Sorry. 😬 Faience blue and white model of a recumbent #lion late 18/19th c. France, possibly Luneville H 13¾in. (34.9 cm) L 17¾in. (45.1 cm) www.christies.com/en/lot/lot-3...

They have gone too fucking far this time

So the rapture is the opposite of it’s raining men

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. This movie understood America so fucking well it’s insane

feel like pure shit just want him back

Our board member Jen Jabaily-Blackburn is reading TOMORROW with Sara Eddy at My Health Matters community space in Hadley, MA at 7:00. Check out the awesomeness if you can! 🐻🎉🐇 @jenjblackburn.bsky.social @saraeddy66.bsky.social @mhmfitwell.bsky.social

Is the implication that cis women don’t have this “underlying level of aggressiveness” because actually fuck you, Ronny, all girls are family and we’re all mad at you

Yesterday I lost it a little when I saw a car with the vanity plate MRSCAR because there’s no way that’s her married name

SARAH PALIN: "There are going to be death panels!" RFK JR: "Technically, it's just me."

nobody has seen the president in three days [burping and rubbing my president shaped tummy] that’s crazy

found this poem in a 2018 file in my notes app

our country rn

I loved listening to this, and it made me want to go back and pay deeper attention to Blake (& swim in the ocean) (& befriend an orca)

trader joe’s has put out a bounty on ICE

The hawks are nesting in my neighborhood again, which means what I thought was early cottonwood raining down out the bay window was actually squirrel tail (currently being eaten atop a light post.) 🫤

I overheard two students chatting the other day about the most overlooked of meals, & heard one ask “so, what’s a good lunch?” So, what’s a good lunch? (My answer: A mineral-y glass of white and very crispy, salty fries that are soft on the inside.)

I have drunk the milkshakes that were in the yard and which you were probably saving for all the boys

As soon as I heard @rachzuck.bsky.social say this about Mary Ruefle’s work, I knew I feel this too: “I'm stepping into this temporal field in which I am reading your book that was written in a different time across time about embodied experiences that occurred across time. (1/4)

How are things with me? Not bad! I mean, the island that appeared on the lake does seem to be moving closer, closer each day, a dark form taking shape in the mist. But work's good and I'm feeling OK except when I find myself gazing at that accursed island, drawing ever nearer. How are you?

Strictly Ballroom, or how I became a fancy girl

Fuck yes to tending our bears forever

A friend at the gym brought up James Tate and I was delighted to share this too appropriate poem.

This fucking sociopath is our president

This is my mantra every time I’m cooking in the kitchen: sauces add flavor and texture to dishes, while dressings are used to protect wounds

Some days I’m in mourning for the book I can’t write, the one that has things I need to uncover in places far from me that I can’t afford to get to, in money or time. I work within the borders of my life, & it’s good work. I’m truly sorry to that other book.

I watched all of Severance S1 during a period of isolation with respiratory illness (which was maybe an unhinged idea, but I am glad) & S2 in real time, but I *finally* convinced my husband to watch it too, & I love watching the pieces click into place for him. What a brilliant, gorgeous show.

Girl in a Bear Suit is available on Amazon now, so feel free to get a wee bit too high and put it in your cart at midnight along with that bucket hat you’re convinced is retro now & a bulk bag of yogurt covered raisins 💖🥲🐻

*snork*

Ohh "America First" was a hit list

Motherfucker.

How do we not recognize that this is the same thing that has been done to us, over and over? "Never again" is bullshit if it only means the violent domination of others to grasp at safety.