wonder how tfw2005 is doing "i'm taking medical advice from AI for me and my children" welp

Someone like Savannah Guthrie, with the kind of wealth she must have, would do well to hire some top-notch, private investigator agency and bounty hunters to handle this. Cuz if it was my mother and I had that kind of affluence, there is no way in hell I would trust Kash fucking Patel

Fuck Harry Potter Watch Gargoyles

"I need AI to make art, human art is only for the rich and privileged-"

Are they going to also "blame a staffer" for Obama permanently living, 24/7, rent-free in his head? #pathetic

We live in a world were conservatives are more outraged at someone, or even a fictional character, being LGBT+ than if someone on their side is a pedophile. You can't make this shit up.

Huh, the word "don't" is redacted. Why would "don.." anything be redacted though? www.justice.gov/epstein/file...

“Wah! I’m Ted Cruz! I’m pro-pedo! Weh!”

What was their slogan again? Gaul Lives Matter? Ball Drives Splatter? I'm struggling here, All Lives... something, help me out.

Lovely. www.youtube.com/watch?v=2l2R...

Tulsi called Donald after the raid and put him on speaker phone with the FBI agents conducting the active investigation. You bet it was coordinated.

I agree it's time for the country to move on, to the trial, conviction, and incarceration phase. apnews.com/video/trump-...

I have a better idea, Ted, lets come together and stop raping children people.com/ted-cruz-ver...

Let's say she did nothing illegal with Epstein... Well gosh, isn’t it hurtful when people just accuse you of something you might not ever have actually done, JKR?? Maybe take a seat and think about that for awhile. variety.com/2026/theater...

Oh come now. Whomst among us has not shared extended friendly email interactions with the world's most public and infamous pedophile? I'm sure you guys are overblowing this and just to prove I'm right I'm going to go spend a mortgage on Harry Potter Merch. I am very serious and smart. /sarcasm

They love and worship child rapists, of course they're willing to physically assault children in public. www.kxan.com/news/local/b...

Thanks for that strongly worded letter Chuck. /it wasn't even that strongly worded

"We don't need no stinking' warrants" Little Mikey said... "and now we return to our regularly scheduled jerbs of protecting of our Pedophile President"

This amuses me and makes me happy!

This aired in 1996. In 2026, I see this on the news and on my Facebook feed every single day. youtu.be/Srs2rgmcSoM?...

They’re at the “He was just having a really good time with a pedophile” stage.

Pop singer Lorde will donate the $204,000 she made on merchandise sales from her sold-out Minneapolis shows last fall to two Minnesota immigrant rights groups.

this looks like the headshot you would use if you were trying to do this as an Onion bit

Doing god's work, right? Isn't Donald Trump their god? They should be happy to do it for free. Surely, knowing Trump, they didn't actually expect to get paid. 😉 www.ibtimes.co.uk/ice-employee...

No, no... it couldn't be! It was an evil gerbil in a Bill Gates suit! www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyGY...

Okay please shit on jkr But don’t use the logic “it’s suspicious an adult wanted to make a magical world for children” Bc that’s how you get “everyone who works on media for children should be jailed” ass logic

I of course agree with all of this, and have been banging this drum for years. The disconnect here is that this administration doesn't want to turn down the temperature. They want to intimidate, terrorize, and punish. The masks, camouflage, and BDUs are inseparable from that.

Mark my words, one day, every Republican ever will be shouting "well Donald Trump was a New York Democrat for decades!" and claiming that they never supported him.

You were warned MAGA, and gun nuts, but you were so blind by your bigotry and self loathing you ignored everyone that has at least a high school level of education.

Did Trump have an accident during a recent press conference? I found a couple suspicious parts in the audio, isolated them, increased the volume and repeated them a few times. I got the video from the official White House YouTube channel. You decide.

I love how every single one of these is just "What would happen if we governed from a place of joy?" and DOING IT.

Those of us who work in comics should never forget what these characters can mean.

Welcome home, Liam ❤️