Geography refresher needed at the State Department…

... nope, no reason I'm sharing this. This is a screenshot and an actual quote from a cartoon that aired in 1985. It's certainly not commentary of anything going on in 2026.

What the fuck

Putin was "elected" too. Can we arrest him?

The U.S. government has a long history of starting undeclared wars using flimsy excuses. They’re useful distractions to cover crimes, and popular with people who think America doesn’t bully and kill “Other People” nearly enough. Rah rah, support the troops! In conclusion, EPSTEIN!

holy fuck

This is a strawman. Nobody’s mad that action movies have jokes. The issue is how and when they’re used. That Die Hard line isn’t a quip or a one-liner, it’s an in-character reaction under stress that maintains stakes instead of deflating them.

Hard same

Still won't get him laid.

I like JKR in the same way I like* having four wisdom teeth with hooked roots extracted (*sb "liked", as I actually had to have this done a few years back)

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Imagine watching Sinatra, son of Dolly & Antonini born in Genoa & Sicily, respectively, and Martin, son of Gaetano & Angela, born in Montesilvano, Italy & Ohio respectively, (Angela to parents born in Monasterolo, Italy), and crusading against the value of children of immigrants to the U.S.

In any work of art, there’s a power dynamic between creators and the audience. Writers control what we see, and when. Some are very kind, showing us what we want immediately. Some make us work more. My favorite creators tend to be sadistic controlling bastards.

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Yeah, read the one where Trump and some dude supposedly dumped the baby of a girl he previously raped into lake Michigan. That's a fun one. You'd think if there was one they would have hidden.... www.justice.gov/epstein/file...

How in the hell was there ever a time that Megyn Kelly was taken even semi-seriously? okmagazine.com/p/megyn-kell...

UPDATE: CNN confirms that "the envelope [holding the Epstein-Nassar Note] was sent from the Metropolitan Correctional Center in New York City [where Epstein was being held] to Nassar"—*and* got vetted by federal officials. Which explains the Virginia postmark (where the FBI is).

Caligula had statues of himself all over the city of Rome which were knocked down and smashed almost immediately after his death. newrepublic.com/article/2046...

It's called "Stockholm Syndrome "

Hmm....

Ah, I see a trailer was released on the internet. Just a reminder.... they love AI. It's amazing how quickly they went from "scrappy directors of comedies like Arrested Development and Community" to "the living embodiment of everything wrong with franchise filmmaking". www.wsj.com/tech/ai/the-...

The 14th Amendment guarantees citizenship to every child born in the U.S. — no matter what President Trump says.

Ok. Now had a chance to check and, well, at least some docs do appear to be straight up classic redaction fail. And there are some *interesting* bits here. www.justice.gov/multimedia/C...

Don’t see anything identifying a victim but is protecting the pedo

Man every where you went all day every day, “sorry for being white.” Glad that’s over.

My grandfather fought the Nazis. He did so to prevent terms like "Heritage American" from ever becoming a thing.

Watching The Force Awakens and the sequels turned into culture-war hill-to-die-on films is absurd. I get flipping the bird to awful people. But these movies aren’t brave or transgressive. They’re bland corporate nostalgia. They’re not interesting enough to be martyrs.

"Pictured at left: A woman who believes in nothing. Pictured at right: Nothing."

She gave up everything for Donald... and she's getting exactly Jack and Shit. She's a woman not named Ivanka. What did she expect? There's a lot to hate about Trump. One thing you can absolutely love is how many careers he's destroyed. www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcn...

Dear Staten Island, my message to you, as real New Yorkers would say is, "There's a bus in five minutes; be under it." www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...

HOLY SHIT the President of the United States is covering up an international child sex trafficking ring he has been associated with IN REAL TIME www.yahoo.com/news/article...

True meaning of Christmas! #startrek #geeks #nerdlings

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They really think the potential involvement of ole Slick Willy is gonna shield Drumpf. Its so funny because we just don't care about Bill fucking Clinton. If he's involved, let him burn with the rest of the pedos.