What’s up Culver City No Kings!! @mrsankey.bsky.social #NoKings #Mothra #Chameleon #NoKingsOnlyKong #KaijuForDemocracy

Runs allowed by Dodger starting pitchers this series: Snell - 1 Yamamoto - 3 Glasnow - 3 Ohtani - 2 Sorry hang on that's *hits* allowed by Dodger starting pitchers this series. Dodger starters also have three home runs this series, which is odd because pitchers no longer hit.

My holiday gift guide:

when u accidentally become really important at work

Welp, here it is: maybe the funniest thing we've ever done, in its entirety.

RIP

This is what peak performance looks like.

I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA 10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

The Trump administration has finally released Ayman Soliman, a beloved former children’s hospital chaplain in the Cincinnati area

Just did this. Very easy to leave a comment.

In light of today’s news I’d like to remind you that this is a real newspaper clipping. History repeats itself when we don’t stop it.

"…and Magda Goebbels made a great strudel.”

Debate is a hobby. It’s not a thing you do to understand another person. Listening is a thing you do to understand someone.

What's the rudest kind of elf? The go fuck yours elf

The evil that men do lives after them

Unexpected visitor to a suburban library in Adelaide last night

Here are some things that Charlie Kirk said in his life. The man is dead, and so it only seems fair to share his legacy by cataloguing the values he spread while alive.

Yes, yes, he was only banging all those underage girls to collect evidence. President Sex Detective, that's what he was.

This They Might Be Giants TONIGHT SHOW performance of "Birdhouse In Your Soul" from 1990 remains firmly lodged in my noggin thanks to the Tonight Show Band's full commitment and Doc Severinsen's incredible trumpeting... It took an already great song and made it transcendent.

They may be cheaper, but Idaho bananas are awful.

goes hard for three seconds, falls, freaks out, and dies, he's so relatable

fuck you I wont do what you tell me

[FADE IN] SCIENTIST: i am going to the dinosaur island and would like you to be part of my team ME: hmm no thank you [FADE OUT, ROCK GUITARS PLAY OVER CREDITS

I just have to say for those of you not in LA that in the days before the horrible raids started, there was no crisis or whatever they would let you believe. It wasn't like something was escalating out of control and somebody had to step in. THEY are creating the problems.

O Lord, they fight! I will go call the watch.

Shall I be plain? I wish the bastards dead

I have just learned that Abel Ferrara has a memoir coming out in October, so at least one good thing will happen in 2025

If you zoom in on the horse’s nostrils and teeth it looks like a Deadite.

typical corrupt science

They did a memorial to the P00P Scorebug. Gone but never forgotten.

woegurt

Mood.

also you all need to see this, because this is something I don't think *anybody* could predict for where this ad goes

I believe the way to heal young men is to bring back mainstream movies where guys do elaborate schemes to get laid only to discover they had to be themselves the whole time. The quotes give dudes something to say to each other, and the lessons of the film apparently kept the country from collapsing.

Remembering Adam Yauch aka MCA August 5, 1964 - May 4, 2012 Beastie Boys HD : Sabotage ( David Letterman ) - 1994 #hardcorepunk #hiphop #mca #adamyauch #beastieboys #history #punkrockhistory #otd

new rapture time just dropped