There is an Aston Martin minivan parked in front of my house. An Aston Martin. MINIVAN. Someone had enough money to buy an Aston Martin and they bought the minivan. I'm so amused. 😃 Also it's green???

I went into Project Hail Mary with zero expectations or knowledge of anything, and I loved it SO much.

I have found the source of the fungus gnats. A scene more horrific than any horror movie.

I have fungus gnats in my house. I don't know where they're coming from! The spiders are getting extremely well fed. I have purchased six Zevo light traps that have cast my entire home in an eerie blue glow. The vibes in my house are liiittle Junji Ito right now.

OBSESSION / KEEPER / MEN triple feature. 😌

Avatar: The Last Airbender Season 2 builds on the first season with better pacing, a more cohesive tone, and even some improvements on the original series. Our review: https://bit.ly/4xN1HEZ

Avatar S2 is out on Netflix now! Right now! Watch it! My episode is episode 3, called City of Walls and ✨️sEcReTs✨️!

We had our Avatar S2 premiere last night! Here's a pic of most of our S2 writers and support staff! We clean up okay! Avatar S2 comes out TOMORROW, June 25th on Netflix! (Or late late tonight if you're a 🌃🦉 like me...)

Avatar S2 premiere!!!

AFTER 1.5 HOURS OF HOLD MUSIC SOMEONE PICKED UP AND HUNG UP ON ME!!!

Do you think that it is possible to be driven insane by the IRS hold music?

IMDB Pro is like a drug that I keep wanting to quit but then the urge to do some lite stalkies (I mean for business purposes!!!) becomes too great and I'm out $150 again.

Congratulations to Elon on becoming the world’s first trillionaire from London 🔥

LMAO the sculptor of Hot Lincoln just sculpted himself!

The Hot Lucifer thread has Unearthed Hot Shirtless Lincoln.

I feel like the second one's even hotter because it looks better sculpted (sorry Joseph that your Hot Lucifer 1.0 got upstaged).

big mouth chews and then it baby bird's itself

When an alien (from Alien and Alien$) eats does it eat from the big mouth or little mouth or both or is the little mouth like just an accessory mouth to scare people.

You guys, the White House accidentally ordered 10x the amount of Porta-Potties that they needed. The lawn is just acres of Porta-Potties. It’s all fenced off and you can’t see, but I took this photo through a hole in the fence netting.

For the longest time I wondered what to put on the door of my office and suddenly it hit me, DUH! Ordered this from the X-Files Preservation Society which is this X-Files Museum in New York. Apparently this was made off the master file and it's signed by Frank Spotnitz! 👽

Why am I getting a whole bunch of Forest Lawn Cemetery ads?

Moon is crazy tonight!

Me, driving past a discount furniture store after just having watched BACKROOMS.

Just watched BACKROOMS! Really enjoyed it, thought it got better and better as the movie went along. The vibes were vibing for real. And then when you leave the theater everything looks like the backrooms!!!

Reminder that Widow’s Bay creator Katie Dippold is behind one of the greatest Halloween tweets of all time:

I fear that the laugh that Matthew Rhys emits in the pilot of Widow's Bay is going to live in my mind's ear forever. 😂

Avatar S2 trailer out! Let's go, Earth!

Why does this woman look so sad? The women aren't the ones having an existential crisis here, the men are.

Why are all the insecure men in this article treating the woman's ONE house as the final boss? You can always buy another house!!! A mansion even. Then you will not feel so intimidated LOL. (Or you can work on yourself and like... not be intimidated, that also works.)

The sheer disappointment of seeing a large green envelope in the mail only to realize that it is a ballot and not 💸💸💸

“Let me be clear: this is not a golden calf” is pretty funny.

Ooh bubbles! 🫧

Finally some fucking fashion!!! An amazing look!

Law Roach is playing the long game.

The concept (Schiaparelli, Madame X) and the execution are not matching up.

Old Bunny 🐰

Luke Evans at the Met Gala.

Mmm... not the butt area tho.

Yes! YESSS!

He looks like one of the tuners in DARK CITY.

Heidi Klum has arrived to the #MetGala

Sometimes I'm tired of self improvement. Think I'm going to self deprove.

WTF

Probably because the show is... actually good? And was unfairly targeted by monetized hate propaganda? Well, the eye of Sauron has roved on to other targets now, so hopefully this means that this will get its fair shake finally.

OR JUST WRITE THE THING YOURSELF FOR FUCK'S SAKE IT WILL TAKE LESS TIME THAN WHATEVER THE FUCK THIS IS mashable.com/article/sinc...

Zhang Shan won the gold medal for the mixed skeet shooting event in the 1992 Olympics. The International Shooting Union *immediately* banned women from competing against men.

One thing you will never think after reading a great book or listening to a great album or seeing a great piece of art is, “I’m really glad this person remained cautious while they were making this and guarded against being perceived as weird.”

Today I had to drive back from Long Beach but my phone was out of batteries so I had to like navigate solely by reading the stars aka the highway signs, and then just like... sitting in the car in silence. So harrowing but I made it.