The worst thing about the President saying the war is over literally every single fucking week for six weeks now is you just know he’s incrementing that stupid “number of wars he’s ended” count each time.

One thing about Kash Patel eventually being fired is there’s no way to imagine what his face will look like upon hearing the news.

"Orange man bad" was true & sufficient from the very beginning. Here we are, over 10 years into this shit, and the supposed adults in charge of US elite politics & media just keep ... discovering it. Again & again. Exclaiming. "Gosh, y'know, he really does seem bad!" No shit you f'ing lumps.

Oh man this ceasefire shit is classic Treaty of Kadesh.

I wonder if all the atomic flashes will be visible from Artemis II.

Watching the cavalcade of "oh sure, LIBS tried to warn us but I mean why didn't someone we would LISTEN to try to warn us" among right-wing attention-parasites this week has been a helluva thing.

"Good Friday service - NO CATHOLICS" is really pulling the second mask off. If they were in a culturally appropriating mood, though, they missed a great opportunity to also have a NO JEWS Passover Seder this week.

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There's really so much innovation happening out there in the world of dead-eyed sociopathy these days.

This war has been a godsend for dudes who want to vibe-code some shit for Monitoring the Situation.

You know the President is a TV guy when he starts saying they'll fix it in post.

"It's like sanctions finally lift while all your refineries are on fire." - Alanis Morissette www.bbc.com/news/article...

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“I’m willing to end the war without attempting to reopen the Strait of Hormuz” is what that dipshit thinks of as lulling Iran into a false sense of security before an obvious “surprise” attack.

you’re a good van, charlie brown

"Fog of Boor" would be a great title for an eventual documentary about these weeks. www.the-independent.com/news/world/a...

Vibe-coded by a hostile state actor!

Holy shit. Who does this? It's the writer's job to take care of sound effects, you don't foist that on the letterer! I never heard of such a thing. Write your own fershtunging SFX, FFS.

She’s doing the actual thing she was chosen by the Ellisons to do: drive the brand into the ground and then fall on the sword for its failure, off the glass cliff into a nice big pile of money.

Gently, with a pinky first, always.

"spend trillions on automation instead of paying 20-somethings a basic living wage" is the "instead of getting therapy" of corporations. www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...

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Crazy that the Biden administration didn’t simply try this tactic.

But I was reliably informed the war is basically over yesterday. And also on Wednesday. Also Monday and Tuesday. And last weekend. www.forbes.com/sites/antoni...

The only thing prohibiting peace is armed conflict. It will be peaceful should everyone stop fighting.

Oh, boy. I guess we're going to surprise-attack them, too. www.usatoday.com/story/news/w...

Why call it "rendered impossible due to sleep deprivation" when "cancelled by woke" is right there.

I think the President is probably going to try and TACO out of the war this weekend and it will obviously fail, and on Monday worldwide markets will advance from Denial to Anger on the Kubler-Ross track.

I don't go in for most media-bashing on here, but this new thing where Trump calls access reporters during trading hours and gives them the SCOOP that the war's about to end is pretty egregious.

After the Fordow strike, I figured Iran would race to have a working fission bomb by 2028 but after this, I think they are going to sprint to a successful test before the midterms.

A wildlife refuge in Washington hired a bullfrog catcher because the invasive bullfrogs are threatening an Oregon spotted frog or whatever but THE POINT IS I can't stop laughing at the picture of him they chose to put on Facebook. That man has two armfuls of Kermits. He is a Muppet villain.

You don't have to look for some roundabout explanation for why they would claim this. He's just thinking of "Tomcats" aka the F-14, which we sold to Iran more than fifty years ago. He's thinking of the wrong weapon system, that's all, and nobody is correcting him, because everything is stupid now.

"There should be a business that caters to people who just want a plain, no-fuss black coffee." Guess what. That business exists and it's called "here is a one-pound bag of ground coffee ready to brew" and I use it every morning. People who are this intentionally stupid should be institutionalized.

Brian Kilmeade would wet himself in panic trying to cross a street by himself in most of Manhattan.

Lock-and-key party only everyone swaps internal organs instead of spouses. "Looks like I'm going home with a third lung tonight!"

The thing is, Elon has never once accurately predicted the timeline of any product or service any of his companies would ever deliver, and he's the dumbest motherfucker I routinely get exposed to, so... he may be right!

The President should pardon both Elizabeth Holmes and SBF but only if they marry each other and live together on a reality TV show.

The circle is complete. Without his cynically-executed gay marriage stunt in 2004, he would have been drummed out of his mayorship and his political career would have probably ended. It is the very thing that saved him, so of course he must shed it now, like the last bits of a reptilian molt.

Executive Orders For Everything Right Now vs. Work With Congress To Get Lasting Legislation Passed is just the delayed gratification one cookie/two cookie experiment being run on the entire global economy with, of course, a toddler as the subject.

Three dissenting justices warn that the majority decision might unleash chaos, as if the entire past fucking year hasn't happened. Oh, I see, we only care about chaos if it might touch a pile of money.

I can't believe this Radical Marxist Court has decided to redistribute America's Wealth back to Literal Communists!!!

I just realized that Margie's soon-to-be baby in Fargo is gonna be 40 years old next year.

I feel like disenfranchising people who have been trained to kill effectively and without remorse might be the worst kind of self-own…?

If you thought AI slop pretending to be real for engagement clicks was bad, just wait for the coming wave of completely mediocre traditional work pretending to be AI magic for gullible investor money. pivot-to-ai.com/2026/02/18/s...

right now there is a man who has blown $85,000 on a gambling site and ruined his children's future, when he could have purchased a platinum Rolex Cosmograph Daytona for the same amount and enriched his family's lives

The S&P 500 has increased by 14.5% in the past year. It's measured in US dollars. The dollar has decreased against the Euro by 13.1% in the past year. That's a mere 1.2% of real growth against global value. (1.145/1.1131) Inflation, meantime, remains sticky at 2.7%. (You can do the math from here.)

They must have gotten a new poll that has the President so underwater that it looks anomalously bad and they are preemptively embracing utter cowardice rather than risk ire. (They'll re-embrace polling if a Democrat ever returns to the White House to get dunked on.) thehill.com/homenews/med...

A steadily disintegrating labor force is the new normal, get used to it, jobs numbers going down faster is actually better because it means this administration's eradication of everyone who actually works in America is going even better than planned!