Cover artwork 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' NES

didn't you put your phone in the pool because it was too hot or something?

burger turtle 🍔

Did Claude advise you to try and cool your phone off in the pool?

Zhang Shan won the gold medal for the mixed skeet shooting event in the 1992 Olympics. The International Shooting Union *immediately* banned women from competing against men.

I'm honestly speechless that such a sensationalist piece got published in Science (!). The most outrageous claim probably is that any evidence for lateralized behavior indicates "advanced intelligence". A critical reply to this is urgently needed ... www.science.org/doi/10.1126/...

Mosasaur's cortisol level SPIKED after being BRUTALLY framemogged by macro-predatory octopus, leaving it jestergooning ALONE in the Late Cretaceous oceans

We ranked the provinces and tried really hard not to put New Brunswick last

Game & Watch Gallery 3 contains unused graphics that appear to depict a sequence of a Fly Guy stealing Toad's mushroom cap (which according to Nintendo is part of his head), Toad dying as a result of this, and slowly decaying to nothing.

Happy St. George’s Day to everyone but especially the tiny maiden on horseback in this painting

On 23 April, 2005, the first video called “Me at the zoo” was uploaded to YouTube by one of the co-founders, Jawed Karim. It was a short video from the San Diego Zoo. #InternetHistory

When Einstein developed general relativity the closest thing to a practical application that could even be imagined at the time was a slightly more precise description of where to look for the planet Mercury in the sky, and yet now we’d all be literally lost without it. Anyway: fund basic research.

should i buzz him in?

B.O.B.

If you're strong, you can fly You can reach the other side of the rainbow 🦔💿🔊🎵 #OPL3MIDI

Thanks Barret ur right 🌍

fix your hearts or die 💖

#FF6 #FF9

Ever want to want to rank all the SkyTrain stations like @jmcelroy.bsky.social but were overwhelmed by choice? Well no longer! Checkout my new web app that pits SkyTrain stations against each other to let you build your own ranking easily! kristianblais.github.io/transit-rank...

This bit is extremely Nintendo

"MOON CHILD FE" IS OUT!!! A modern source port of the original 1997 version of Moon Child, available for Windows, Linux, and browsers! Comes with a save system, controller support, and more! PLAY HERE: mors-games.itch.io/moon-child-fe The story is TRUE!!!

[sees that Why unblocked everyone]

Everything is bad now because kids get their taste in music from algorithms instead of from trying to impress the older girl you know who looks like the Bombchu Bowling Alley Operator

my girlfriend asked if she could make a Mii for my island and handed this back to me 30 minutes later.

ok sure

it's really funny that anthropic claims their latest model is "too dangerous to release" and named it mythos. Yeah man my new ai is soooo powerful. it's called uhhh Fabrication

imagine making AI bird slop when- dear lord what is that??

happy earth day 🌎 ♻️

a small part of why this is so fucking stupid is that it shows these people don't understand why high framerates are desirable in video games, either

Coyote vs. ACME | Official Trailer (out in theaters August 28) www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-43...

Jollibee Meteor logo is killing me

yeah

it's low-key crazy how Unlearned in forum culture the bsky team is. you don't just become universally beloved because you run the thing: you're actually at a deficit! it's not impossible to turn that around but you don't get there by being standoffish weirdos. total failure reading the room.

Damn soup has no texture

this website performs like absolute dogshit like 80% of the time lol

The crazy long thread of SNES RPG box art ❤️ 1. Chrono Trigger 2. Final Fantasy III - Final Fantasy VI in Japan 3. Final Fantasy II - Final Fantasy IV in Japan 4. Secret of Mana

#buckbumble x #moonchild (they are friends)

I'd like to take this opportunity that I WILL be getting the surgery that turns you into a cephalopod. Art by @dannastaaf.bsky.social

21 Apr 2026

I saw this episode of Strip Law

I couldn't help myself