I'm a professional-managerial class post-graduate educated writer, but I sympathize with real working people instead of phony bourgeoise liberal elites whose cosmopolitan tastes isolate them from the body of the nation. My latest for the Atlantic: JEW JEW JEW GAY GAY GAY WOMEN WOMEN WOMEN

"California," in reference to any food item is a code for "avocado, but more expensive." "Hawaii" means "pineapple," "Maryland" means "crab," "Louisiana" means "spicy," and "Ohio," means "picked out of the trash can."

"When someone offers you a seat on the rocket, don't ask questions." -Eric Schmidt.

If you acknowledge that the richest man in the world is a Nazi is has all sorts of unsettling implications about the moral valence of success and the arc of society, so it's easier to just ignore it entirely.

Ok, but why is there canola oil in the locker room?

Pet very carefully

I'm not a plumber. But I'm pretty sure that's not how sinks work.

I'm shooting to win the lottery

Pepperoni

archaeologists have unearthed what many are calling "the most metal shit anyone's ever seen"

I *really* don't want to be a downer but to me the precursor to Doing is Saying, and not nearly enough of this Party is saying what needs to be said. About punishing the villains, about abolishing billionaires, about ending elite impunity. Too many want to leave the rot but change the branding

tfw you’ve been partying with REO Speedwagon

Got a notification from a medieval copyright lawyer

I love when the premise of a story is "we found some fucking idiots"

The end of the first point is the most important thing about the whole birth rate discussion, and it is avoided as a "whether you think this or that." There is no reason to care about falling birth rates unless it's the apocalypse, but since that's obviously a crank view, he elides it.

My cats at 3AM

Thinking about my extremely foreign dad who never really picked up English and back when telemarketers used to call he would yell "I'm not interesting!" and hang up

Never trust a blue dog

europeans when asked to help unblock the strait of hormuz

Who amongst us hasn't made this face after watching a friend fuck up big time

this graduation speech moment is notable, and her amazed shock at having failed to read the room feels instructive. when you're inside the bubble, you think everybody else is. but everybody isn't.

Fashion tip of the day: To deal with clothes moths, fill your wardrobe with thousands of tiny spiders, the moth's natural predator. To deal with the spiders, fill your wardrobe with scorpions. To deal with the scorpions, fill your closet with RFK Jr. This way, you avoid harmful chemicals.

They are people obsessed with the idea of making a right wing populism and left wing populism coalition. They don't understand that means "get some votes on some bills," and not "be friends with white supremacists, have them on your podcast, and defend them from all accusations."

Fuck off with your Ai shit!!!!!!!!!!!

It's fine to blame Trump for anything, regardless of whether or not he deserves it, but if you are keeping yourself up at night scrolling on your phone in the Trump presidency, you would absolutely be doing the exact same thing in a Harris presidency.

Not yelling at Dave here, but the fundamental issue is that the bedrock assumption of our country's politics is that conservatives losing faith in the system is seen as an indictment of the system, and liberals losing faith in the system is seen as an indictment of liberals.

“We need a strong Republican party” is a psychopathic thing to say at this point. And in my opinion at ANY point in recent decades. But now? Straight-up saying hey friends, we still need a lot of fascism, a lot of racism. It’s necessary. C’mon guys. We need a destroyed Republican party. Ashes.

It is kind of unfair that Watson in the Sherlock Holmes books is an actual doctor but is treated culturally as being a complete dumbass next to Holmes but that’s just how much power wearing a silly hat gives to you

I do NOT understand what this means but I DO hate it.

Sharing, without comment, British newspapers’ depictions of the only Jewish person currently leading a UK political party . Times. Mail. Telegraph. Sun.

One time I went to an Italian restaurant and I called bolognese sauce “bologna sauce” and the server actually gathered all the other servers to laugh at me.

time to repost one of my favorite images

Samsara putting your soul into the next baby you are going to be

Possibly one of the most inexplicable memes to ever emerge. This truly is one of the strangest two minutes and forty-four seconds in history.

While we all pray for Mr Giuliani's health, i'd like to take a moment to reflect on some of the words he shared during his life. See attached image

Unless you're doing the Spanish inquisition on Republicans and centrists, I think we should focus on material solutions.

15 years ago today, Kate and William killed Osama Bin Laden at their wedding.

I wonder if these guys know they're part of a video that brings people around the world such joy.

"You should be excluded from the tent because of bigotry, which I am neutral to positive about".

Construction Crew Arguing Over Who Gets To Use The Fun Tools https://theonion.com/construction-crew-arguing-over-who-gets-to-use-the-fun-1825853784/

"We're listening. Tell us what you want." /Suburban MSNBC types and everyone who shops for groceries baying for the blood of reactionary billionaires and social democratic policies, eyes turning completely black, a keening unfathomable in its savagery "I think I heard 'targeted tax cuts for cops?'"

“Why don’t you want to have a conversation about AI?” “I broke into your house and stole your shit and now I just want to talk.”

every day i log on and read something new about the Bluesky staff doing some foolish thing because they kind of hate everyone who comes in here and i love that this site is like what if an airport dive bar was run by guys who got 2nd place in a Math Decathlon

I'm putting a team together. I need a scientist, a bare knuckle boxer, a linguist, a safe-cracker, and a caravan of camels.

If you think it's shocking that the SPLC pays degenerate racist criminals for information, let me tell you about the FBI...