I can’t stop laughing about “and from New Jersey”

me after seeing two beautiful women in any context whatsoever

Don't give anything an Emmy until it's as good as this.

new most bizarre moment of the Olympics just dropped Norwegian biathlete wins bronze medal, then, totally unprompted, reveal he cheated on his GF, she left him, and he wants to apologize publicly hoping she takes him back www.vg.no/sport/i/vr5g...

This one star review of a local convenience store... fair enough

Should have been pink

I really appreciated the copious amount of trombonists at the Bad Bunny halftime show. My only complaint is that they could have had more trombonists.

Seahawks 19-5

The Nazis did not become Nazis because there was a genetic predisposition within Germanic peoples to do what the Nazis did. This kind of circular (and racist) logic makes you incapable of understanding anything contingent about history.

Second time in 3 days I’m posting this Vonnegut quote wrt AI.

give me the ferments and free my soul I’m only eatin yogurt at the super bowl I’m RFK

happy Super Bowl

lmfao trump 100% had epstein killed

I'm SO mad, I got kidnapped by evil scientists and put in the evil science facility where they give you psychic powers and wings and stuff but I was in the control group so nothing happened

the hell did you just say to me you

Don’t anyone show this to Susan or I’m never gonna be allowed to get an outdoor wok burner

Wonder if this guy had any idea how right he was

this is why you should *never* hit someone with an rpg. it’s dangerous, it’s shitty, and it’s wrong

Amy Klobuchar running for Governor of Minnesota

Remember that horrific immigration raid in Chicago? Turns out it was just ICE doing the work of landlords, because of course the landlord class is a collaborator.

Oftentimes people will come onto here and debate whether or not Israeli state behavior fuels antisemitism but the far more substantively evidenced discussion is set around whether or not Western state suppression of criticism of Israel fuels more extreme, and yes at times bigoted, criticism.

The psychology of Right Wing authoritarianism is rooted in backgrounds of being abused as children by authoritarians and then becoming abusers when they are adults. That happens in families and it scales upwards to culture and politics. That’s what’s happening now.

OMG. He literally went with "they were no angels" which is the mocking phrase people use to point out how authorities try to minimize their law enforcement executions. And he's using it earnestly because he doesn't realize how it's actually used.

A+ ad placement on ESPN’s trade tracker

"rich dipshit owner doesn't understand the industry he's bought into and clumsily destroys what made it good" feels less like a narrative unique to the washington post and more like the music that's been playing in the background of all our lives for at least 40 years

I should have known once he wrote a book called Manufacturing Consent

Tariffs are a tool, sort of like a hammer. If you throw it sidearm through a plate glass window, you won't pound in many nails.

liberals have orders of magnitude more people, financial resources, and institutional support than anarchists do in this particular part of the world and this particular part of the world still looks like what it looks like, maybe chill out a little

Lorde come review the worst onion rings in Minnesota with me, I think we'd be good friends

im building machines that i keep saying will both throw you out of work and allow masked special police forces in service to a lunatic i bought and paid for to recognize your face and check if i agree with your beliefs. im part of a pedophile ring that put this into motion. why are you rude to me

This day in history. 1509. The Battle of Diu in India saw the Portuguese navy defeat a joint fleet of the Ottoman Empire, the Republic of Venice, the Sultan of Gujarat, the Mamluk Burji Sultanate of Egypt, the Zamorin of Calicut, the Republic of Ragusa, the Ace of Base, and the Kings of Leon.

Kid Rock, Brantley Gilbert, Lee Brice, Gabby Barrett, Brock Kridlett, Grantley Bryson, Bryce Gabbert, Barrett Kidleigh, Gilbert Rocklett, Brian Kidd, Bryan Grantlett,

i'm going to simmer that rotten little weasel with mirepoix, red wine and waxy potatoes

It was my experience watching as George W Bush killed thousands as Democrats offered up weak poll tested pablum on body armor that the party needs to be constantly pilloried to change course and become effective. Following party leadership that “now is not the time” for criticism ultimately kills

what does it mean when the groundhog won’t come out of the hole and you hear a single gunshot from inside

One of these is not like the others

what if the whole country was Uvalde

A cabal of pedophiles conspired to destroy the US government from within by seeding fascist ideas into online forums, spreading conspiracy theories about the opposition based on their own actions, and devised an alternative currency to upend the global economy. Now they run the US government and CBS

"it's one of two things: either you're cowards or you're with him"

James Comey personally prosecuted Martha Stewart & sent her ass to federal prison. Made sure she got convicted with prejudice. They sent her to a prison camp in West Virginia so her 90 y/o mom couldn't visit her. To make an example of her. Everybody involved with this shit is so unserious man.

I am 99% sure in world history there has not been an "opposition" party so on its face powerful as the Democrats during an authoritarian takeover that has done so unbelievably little.

The funny thing about a certain type of angry conspiracy guy is that they’re literally being confronted with an elite paedophile ring and a tyrannical government at the same time right now, and because it isn't being done by the people they wanted it to be done by they’re all being pussies about it

congragulations

every epstein commentary is these immensely rich/powerful/influential people raving about what a genius epstein was, and every one of his emails is just “helo, my name jomfrie”

It makes you sound crazy to say this out loud, but it's becoming increasingly clear that the United States government has been effectively toppled by a group of overt pedophiles

Groimes oy'm emilling a pyeedophile