The Amazing World of Tomorrow

Actually flawless.

It's also not a 30/70 situation, where the 70% of the population who doesn't hold these views all hold opposing views. Social conservatism is less popular than social liberalism. You can't distance yourself from left wing positions without stepping in shit.

Bringing one of the best tweets of all time over to Bluesky in honour of the Three Lions QF victory

ACAB includes VAR

“okay, i am steve” lmaoooooo

This is the statement of someone dropping out, which is good. It boggles my mind that progressives in Maine didn't find someone else to rally around after the Nazi tattoo. I understand picking him out of the field, because he ran good things, while others did not, but there was time to find another

On SINISTER we honest to God received a test screening note from an audience member that simply read: "Not enough titties."

I ran an absolutely 100% human, zero AI-involvement at any stage passage of my writing through an "AI detector," curious if it could really tell human from AI work, and it said my own writing was "84% AI written" then asked I wanted to pay to have it "humanized." So there's that to keep in mind.

Oh and it’s precisely because this is their definition that no amount of flag waving will convince them that dems or the left are patriotic; the definition of patriotism is “holding right wing beliefs”

I don't think she liked the VAR decision

Croatia robbed!

Getting the boys together for this Austria-Spain matchup

Big Tech is organized crime. Most people won’t engage with that statement. They don’t want to confront what it means — how huge the problem is and how hard it will be to fix. But that doesn’t change the fact that it’s true. Big Tech is organized crime.

Classic example of someone who doesn't understand a causal chain.

You might think this person is being paid to post this. You might look at this account and think there's no way that anyone could post this nonsense day in and day out without some rich asshole backing them. You're almost certainly right, but I choose to believe this is a genuinely insane person.

I really enjoy watching Mexico play. They're a fun team.

I did this once. Spent a century as a hungry ghost afterward. Everything I ate burned in my mouth and turned to ash, and I spent a lot of time rummaging through trash on the outskirts of cities, then vomiting ash. 2/10 Do not recommend.

[yoga class] *hiding my lightsaber* misinformed I was

There's a firefly in my house, and the cat can not handle it

I think The Wolf of Wall Street probably does the worst job of all the Scorcese films in this regard.

Not my best work, but felt like this was what's on the menu for Bsky today.

"ADMINISTRATION REGISTERS RECORD GROWTH" wapo.st/4vWAPAW

Everyone laughs at this, but it's genuinely how hawks think. They'll murder a million people, destroy the economy, and undermine geopolitical alliances, just to "show those commies we mean business."

Disturbing news about POTUS: it seems he may be implicated in the Jeffrey Epstein files regarding an international child sex trafficking ring. I can’t imagine what this would mean for our nation’s international standing. We’ll need to move to impeach at once.

I used to smoke cigarettes. Food coloring doesn't scare me.

Anyone using "glonzo" can safely be dismissed as a pretentious, incurious idiot.

could not make this today because of woke, sad really

[taking the deepest possible breath] the Dutch East India Company was established in 1602,

ok, all in for Mexico now

I can't say it's categorical, but anecdotally I've never seen someone with any real problems complain about this

If you think there's a reasonable likelihood that you might need a gun, you might want to get a gun. I think we're well past the point that worrying shit's going to hit the fan across the board is some kind of hysterical delusion, even if it might still be less likely to happen than not.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT LOOK HOW GOOD THE COMMISSION I GOT FROM @dsoart.com TURNED OUT!

I was given no choice here

I don't know who or what Sephiroth is, but I know exactly what they talk like.

Bluesky users be like

This is "identity politics." Certainly not as the term was meant as originally coined, but as it is now used: replacing the substance of politics with appeals to identity. In this case, it's white, "working class" men. This is what "populism" means to Matt.

I suspect this might be the best photo I ever take

english isn't for cowards. if you're not saying 'torpify,' that's a skill issue. there's no Académie Française telling you what to do. if you try to type 'pallific' and freak out when you see a little red underline, maybe you're not ready to roll with the big dogs.

They’re packaging it like this so it looks like a shallow trend, but Gen Z has gone through two financial crises, a pandemic, rising fascism, active shooter drills since they were toddlers, and are now being told by the oligarchy they’re to be replaced by robots. Socialism is the logical conclusion.

Stephen King's editor:

Don’t flatter yourself I’ve gotten a “lifetime ban” from nicer putt putt courses than this one

When you see the Stones play, you hear Satisfaction. When you pick up The Economist, you read whatever this is.

*nodding sagely, adjusting my glasses* but is it art?

How totally disconnected from reality do you have to be to think opposition to this is a meme?