not surprising and yet still jarring to read ex-FBI agents describing how Kash Patel and Bongino reacted to Charlie Kirk's murder while running the agency. truly the content creator administration/podcast govt www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

1.“You’re not allowed in here.” 2.“Are you lost?” 3.“I don’t know you.” 4.“I’ve seen you before, haven’t I? You were in my garden last week.” 5.“Get out.” 6.“Sir, come with me.” 7.“Did you used to live here? Before…well, before all that happened to you.” 8.“I’m sorry it had to be this way, Frank.”

getting darth maul facepaint at the carnival with my wife of 11 years, i turn to her and tell her i want a divorce

What did he think the other way might be

In memory of Scott Adams, this insane list of self Ls

i'm obsessed with this new drink i discovered on vacation called agua. it's so delicious and the locals serve it with everything

My parents are divorced so we have two January 6ths

It sure seems like America had absolutely no plan here if the vp didn't just immediately capitulate and agree to do everything they wanted

I hate America so much man

i bet this shit hits so hard if ur stupid

I don't think america should be allowed to do things like this

Her: why does your hood ornament have such a small penis? Me: it’s normal size. And there’s nothing ‘hood’ about it

man, trump fucked our economy. under joe biden, you could buy a car with this

David finchres "social network" is almost eerily predictive of what we now know as social media

Watched the first three episodes of the chair company last night. Fantastic, love it. One of the things I really appreciate is that tim robinson has these big meetings and big interviews, things that seem like cliche comedic setups, that he nails in a perfectly acceptable way for that kind of thing

Henry Cavill IS Mark Ruffalo AS Chris D'Elia IN Night Hunter

You'd think he'd be a lot smarter if he was born and raised in a Barnes and Noble

I’m sorry for partly rocking

if simply associating with depraved pedophiles is enough to get a professor fired how is anyone ever going to learn economics

talked to my financial advisor on the phone today. he says i should try to get more money somehow

is that not why the ex presidents all attend the inauguration. i always thought they were there to suck the new guy off

I call him Guilermo Del Too Much Backstory About Doctor Frankensteinro

Letterboxd user bolting towards the computer, slipping on the rug, fatally slamming their head on the desk trying to type "yeah he is" upon learning this movie title exists

I havent read such a banger of an essay in a very long time. This is so well-written!

Taking some apps out behind the shed and humanely closing them

It is only after fully watching a comedy, when i've had a chance to carefully review my notes and weigh all the options, that i will then choose the funniest gag and laugh at it

Freddy got Jasoned

I shouldn't have to put up with being blatantly lied to just because I want a picture of bill in his disheveled Santa suit for something

I'm going to keep watching horror movies throughout November and I don't give a fuck what the woke police have to say about it

Nobody even bothered trying to kill me this halloween again

the smartest thing you can do is be a genius

I love my wife, who is doomed to eternal torment in hell

It's nearly impossible to make a living entertaining children in a sewer since Stephen king's "It"

Fucking up my house real bad so it resembles Groverhaus for Halloween and giving all the kids who show up long lectures on Something awful lore

These are probably the first two that come to mind when I think about scary movies

Saw Batman jacking off in an alley. Not a Halloween thing

Updated: 1. RotLD 2. Pulse 3. IotBS 4. The Black Cat 5. The Crazies 6. Night of the Demon 7. Theatre of Blood 8. The Old Dark House 9. When Evil Lurks 10. A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night 11. The Devil Rides Out 12. Oddity 13. The Surrender 14. In a Violent Nature 15. In my Skin 16. Host

When I look at some of your posts on here lol

trump: he's called the babdook and no one knows why he comes. frankly i don't think we'll ever know. bobby, did you want to say something rfk: the babadook is a manifestation of grief. if you can process that grief, he leaves. he usually doesn't come back trump: wow

I understand why they had to stop him but I don’t agree with imprisoning him in the phantom zone

I love when you buy bread and it has all the fun colours like this, I call it "party bread"

Designer: all right Mr. Del Toro here’s those Frankenstein’s monster designs, real sexy just like you asked for. Del Toro: (nodding) this is exactly as sexy as I asked for.

More like Tim Burden. Because of the burden placed on the rational mind by his strange ideas

This is sad to see. Like most millennials I grew up torn between being either deuce Bigelow or every ethnic stereotype and rob Schneider taught me that you can do both. There'll always be a warm place in my heart for him and the lessons he taught me but promoting drinking is a step too far.

Boss makes a dollar, I make ten dollars. Unsure how this power dynamic has persevered

Horror movies I've watched this month in order of how much I liked them: 1.Return of the Living Dead 2.Pulse 3.Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978) 4.The Black Cat 5.Night of the Demon 6.The Old Dark House 7.A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night 8.The Devil Rides Out 9.The Surrender 10.In my Skin

I hate how in hellraiser characters are always picking up the cube, handling the cube, rotating it in directions. Just let me watch a good cube without some guy messing around with it.

I like to read one word from five different sentences then turn the book upside down and try to do a magic eye picture with the paragraph shapes