If those mini egg rolls look familiar, it's because they are essentially re-purposed pizza bites! Chun King was founded in 1966 by Jeno Paulucci, more well-known for "Jeno's" pizza rolls, which he invented and marketed in 1968, and which are now sold as "Totino's" after a 1993 rebrand

Chun King Foods (1947-circa 1996): A line of canned, packaged, and frozen ostensibly "Chinese" foods and meals. Popular options included egg rolls, won tons, noodles, chop suey and more. The branding/license limped along in Canada and the UK for many years after its U.S. discontinuation

Oh god, /canned/ chow mein

very amused that to some folks this meme is my greatest contribution to game design

This one episode of Taz-Mania, "We'll Always Have Taz-Mania", parodies Casablanca as Hugh tells Taz's family how and he is wife Jean first met. #LooneyTunes

once again completely correct it’d be going after unionized stores

The Dover Boys!! #ToonInWithMe

As two hulking predators, the confrontations are likely violent. Here, for possibly the first time EVER, we get to see the spoils of a sperm whale victory, as this sperm whale returns to the surface waters off the coast of Mauritius with a massive squid in its maw...

For centuries, scientists and sailors have know that sperm whales hunted the “giant squid”, Architeuthis dux. Whale bodies are scarred with huge sucked marks and gashes from Archituthus. But the battles take place in deep water, far beyond where humans can easily travel…

I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA 10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

Sadly we got the news today that The Great North is officially cancelled. I’m pretty sad about it. It’s one of a very small number of shows I’ve worked on that I genuinely loved and I really loved the whole talented crew I worked with. I feel lucky to have been there.

Every ten years, Warner Bros. merges with a company like Uncle Steve's Discount Vacuum Cleaners for a trillion dollars, and the immediate result is that they lose a trillion dollars and stop doing anything they were doing that was popular

RIP @cbsnews.com: 1927-2025.

This is a picture of the cellphone cache they found in NYC and holy shit. All of those little chiclets in the rack cases are SIM cards; apparently the rig could send 30 million anonymous texts per minute

guy who has to write something anti-ice on the pristine unfired bullet still in a full clip to make the fake story work, but loves ice so much he cant bring himself to write anything too mean or violent

An absolutely insane story about false confession: man reports his dad missing, police pressure him to confess to his dad's murder (lying about finding his dad's body, threatening his dog, etc), man confesses and tries to kill himself, dad comes home perfectly fine. abc11.com/post/city-fo...

I spoke too soon about them getting humiliated at trial here, they’re just going to be no-billed unless they’ve figured out a way to stack a grand jury with a bunch of J6ers

“You’re an honorary cowboy now, Jesus.” #BeavisAndButthead

Oh god the Webelos. That takes me back. #SouthPark

everyone at the Paul Thomas Anderson screening looks exactly like you’d expect them to

just found a bullet casing with the entire bee movie script on it

wow, i did not know about this Gere has never been nominated for an Academy Award, including being the only main cast member of Best Picture winner "Chicago" to not get a nod

I don’t know who needs to hear this but: 1. Autism isn’t a tragedy 2. Autism being largely genetic isn’t a sign of “de-evolution” and it’s dehumanizing to autistic people to suggest it is.

At least 43 outlets shared anti-trans misinfo after Charlie Kirk shooting A report from the Trans Journalists Association found that 43 outlets published misinformation about “transgender ideology” after Charlie Kirk’s killing xtramagazine.com/video/anti-t...

Fresh off of providing the intellectual heft to fuel the murderous anti-transgender panic @theatlantic.com is now targeting the whole left. Sick.

Now Morgan has a nemesis, and the guy they thought was Roman turned out to be some guy. #HighPotential

The recent wave of restrictions of pornography (including kink / fetish stuff) in art, games, videos, etc. by payment processors and puritan groups runs to the political sphere at top. This recent censorship is a part of Project 2025, as it turns out. It's no conspiracy. THEY WANT TO CENSOR US!

Have you made your calls today? Payment Processors need to hear your opinion. We have to stay loud, and every time we speak up it costs them money. Please, keep calling! Don't let this issue die!

In hindsight, all the problems started when we moved away from hand-written library catalog cards.

big deal, there were at least 100 of these guys at any given anime convention from 2001-2005

All the Jews have to die or convert to trigger the rapture. Then our dead bodies surround Jerusalem and they climb over us to reach Jesus, who will bring them to heaven. It’s why they’re all Zionists obsessed with Israel. Cause they need Jews to go there so we can die. bsky.app/profile/jeff...

I get the rapture jokes and I’m enjoying them as much as the next guy and also I hope everyone is keeping in the back of their minds the fact that these folks are literally praying that all the Jews in the entire world drop dead tonight so they can climb over our dead bodies to reach heaven

Yes, someone in a hot dog costume just hand-delivered Councilor Green a hot dog before starting today's council chat on sidewalk vending.

So disappointed that the rapture never happened

Richard Pryor made a $100K bet Eddie couldn’t sing. Not only did he win it, he cut a song with Rick James while snowed in for 2 wks in Buffalo that became 2nd biggest in America kept from the top by Lionel Ritchie. Eddie on the liner notes for “How Could It Be”: “No, motherfucker, I didn’t forget!”

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Anyway, I know this is a lot to read into a push notification, but I was just noticing the same thing in some of their breaking news blurbs on-site. I don't know if it's the mood in the news room or everyone's on Slack pissed or what, but it's palpable.

That's gotta smart, right? Knowing where you just positioned yourself in this crucial historical moment? Know WE all know where you positioned yourself? And you easily just could have... not?

And the worst is, they did it for NOTHING. They showed us exactly who they were, and now we all know it, and now that Kimmel's back they are facing the knowledge that it wasn't a necessary compromise. They would have been fine without that public moral humiliation.

I would wager a lot of them always fancied themselves the brave journalists on the right side of history. Waking up knowing you just lovingly eulogized a Nazi in service of your country's governing fascist regime can't feel great.

Like. Excuse that colorful language and Mom I know you read this and I'm sorry, but. If I were anywhere within the mainstream media leadership ecosystem I would quite simply crawl under a rock and hope never to be seen again. Extraordinarily shameful stuff, even by their standards.

As much as anything they are EMBARRASSED right now, and the Kimmel stuff has simultaneously shown them which way the wind is blowing. And by the way, they SHOULD be embarrassed, they all crawled up that dead Nazi's asshole and it was completely fucking embarrassing.

Instead they got rabid internet McCarthyism, and an FCC nerd playing mob boss and putting a career hit on an affable late night host. And just when they were regretting getting up to dance, here comes the UFC aesthetic Christian nationalist fireworks mournstravaganza

I think a lot of the media elite saw the Kirk stuff thought, oh, I know this song and dance. National unity, some performative navel gazing, pablum about "but for all our differences, I respected his" blah blah blah. The respectability two-step

The regime has been overextending itself for a while, now. But now that it has openly DEMONSTRATED that weakness, I think we are going to be seeing a lot of folks suddenly growing a spine

Dust to dust