Had my follow up yesterday with the blood doc after my clots in Febraury. Once again reminded that I got really damn lucky and it easily could have killed me. Listen to your body, kids. If it feels like you have a 6 inch hunting knife buried in your ribcage go get it checked out.

The Cubs are just a burden at this point.

The crowd needs to egg him into the rage stroke. I believe in you, New York.

Call me a basketball purist, but I HATE this trend of wearing waya jersies at home in the NBA.

Spurs in 4, because I don't ever want the Knicks to have good things and the lone reason here is that Tyreese Halliburton, their daddy, was hurt this year.

Beware: House Panthers at the back door.

Ah yes. The party of Jesus echoing his famous words, "Fuck the sick. Thwy are expensive!"

pretty sure any half awake prosecutor could charge and convict clarence thomas for the bribes everyone is aware he's been taking. and im pretty sure you could nail a couple others two. why bother packing the court. you're allowed to do it now. bonus points when they've actually done crimes

So many people who can reasonably be described as “that little shit” are in charge of so much of society.

the only thing that can save this World Cup is Team USA coming out in these:

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Can anyone at The Atlantic even name some random baseball guys former Cubs catcher Jim Sundberg.

One benefit of funemployment is time to work in the yard. I didn't do the poured vement parh, but i finally broke up the very old concrete, dug it out, placed pavers, and made a mulch bed. After a year the yard finally doesn't look like Verdun after the sewer line repair.

Bitch, I was writing these in the 7th grade without the internet. Dewey Decimal System 4 Lyfe.

Look, just tag me next time.

Happy Pride month! Remember, joyous existence is also a form of resistance against fascism

I am to the point where the best punishment you can give anyone working in this admin and doing this stuff is to lock them away humanely and make them watch it all get dismantled. Make Stephen Miller watch a minority get his position and undo everything he has done.

Spies Like Us.

Would really like to get some good news job-wise right now. Two weeks in and I have had one phone screen, one indeed chat, and one video screen

Me as I don a slimming pair of walkable neighborhoods and accessorize with a public healthcare system.

Florida State baseball: still the Lord of No Rings.

If you do all this stuff against Liberty University it is actually constitutionally protected free speech in my opinion.

There’s a literal reason you can’t abandon the South and it’s because your fucking base is built on Black Women and where the fuck do you think they live? This is basic math and it seems so many forget how to calculate it.

Keep up the pressure on them.

Mental health counselor. And I am trying to get there but the universe keeps saying "no".

Colman Domingo fucking COOKS in the last two episodes of Euphoria

What's worse: Purdue and Virginia's one off losses to 16 seeds on a neutral floor or UCLA dropping two games to a 4 seed in their home regional?

Drunkest I have ever been is at one of those high school graduation parties you see in movies in June 1999. It was at a friend's in rural Michigan and the evening went from great to awful in a heartbeat. Glad I was camping on their property that night.

Miami sure went down with a whimper. Complete collapse last night and today.

Sick of the relentless adult content I see on Bluesky: back pain, interest rates, tax brackets, that noise you make when you stand-up sometimes.

Miami is shook as SHIT since that screwup at third.

Milwaukee is not here to fuck around in the Auburn Regional.

Texas State Played. Some. Baseball this year with that record. Probably lead the AL West.

The Boy won both games of his DH today. This dad has had entirely too much sun.

This got closer to orbit than Bezos' ricket this week.

I would call this targeting for @hellyeahcorks.bsky.social and @queenjedi.bsky.social

Official government policy of "Let's everybody be stupid forever."

Just saw a Troy fan in a "Jesus Won" shirt give the upside-down U at Miami.

"I need AI art, otherwise I can't make my project." Randy Savage cut a promo with nothing but a coffee creamer he swiped from craft services. Stop making excuses and do better.

As a Miami fan I appreciate Florida State's dedication to having yet another great regular season and zero championships. @queenjedi.bsky.social and @hellyeahcorks.bsky.social taught me well.

Ehat?

You know some Auburn fan is blaming their 10-0 deficit to Milwaukee on the fact that Milwaukee has had three socialist mayors.

I like how I come to think about what I am going to post for Thurst Trap Thursday on Thursdays now.

Two down already. Who is next? I have a personal connection with Vanilla Ice, so maybe I can get him a message.

Update: I have not seen the chicken tonight, but I have multkple contacts on Nextdoor that are looking for her and are willing to take her in.

The next Boiler Upload Show for @hammerandrails.bsky.social is up as Drew and I discuss 100 days until Purdue football. youtu.be/2gHcYXCD6Gg

Seen today: Someone playing Ed Sheeran on an accordian outside a Kroger.

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"Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks..."