Glad they cleared that up.

I would like to formally announce that I will no longer be adulting. Sewer line repair has now progressed to “all the way to the garage at double the price.” Grateful that most will be covered by insurance, but my back yard is basically going to look like Verdun for hte weekend.

Let's have a look at week 5 in the Big Ten at @hammerandrails.bsky.social www.hammerandrails.com/football/555...

Anyone else have a shortage of pixels in the Thursday night game on Prime? Can I order more via prime?

True. Even my misanthropic ass can get laid.

That’s bad: Sewer line is broken in the back yard. That’s good: Your boy was smart and got the service line rider on the new homeowner’s insurance back in July.

Since I know the @sickoscommittee.org loves a good multi-team tie they should know that a six-way tie for hte final NL wildcard is still possible with four games left. I believe the Marlins would be the winner in that case.

We now got to baseball player butt experts @queenjedi.bsky.social and @hellyeahcorks.bsky.social for further analysis.

The top of the Democratic party can't even condemn fascism, let alone foment violence.

I am a 45 ywaer old Midwestern white dad. I turned 40 and Anthony Beevor's entire catalogue appeared on my bookshelf.

Locking all of these people in a room and making them watch Kentucky Fried Movie on a loop.

We're what... 3 months from some small town in Idaho doing this?

So the Exvangelical Dadcast Intro is now up! www.facebook.com/Exvangelical...

Here on Rapture Day, I should tell you about my $3 ebook that includes an 80-page "the Rapture happened, and a group of ex-evangelical young women were left behind" novella, spinning off of my novel. Only available here:

Nah. There is no way we can win a World Cup.

New Idea. Who dis?

i am seriously begging democrats to bring the same smoke to this story that they brought to jimmy kimmel being indefinitely suspended

There are probably at least seven women among my followers that could say, "Mike Gundy got the Oklahoma State job when I was still a dude."

I, for one, welcome our new government appointed Secretary of Collegiate Athletics. No more of that commie revenue sharing crap. Only the top 5 schools by Brand(R) get media revenue.

He's a man! He's 58! He's unemployed and too young to collect social security!

Being the camera: Madison (mom)

Today's playlist

Let's go: www.youtube.com/watch?v=NThC...

St. Brown has opinions on who is running things.

"Oh good, you mom is having a sale."

If the Rapture actually happens tomorrow I am 100% dropping a dick pic.

How did Week 4 in the B1G look? Here is what I had to say about it for @hammerandrails.bsky.social www.hammerandrails.com/football/554...

Getting this ready for tomorrow: www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1jQ...

Was everyone the appropriate level of sad yesterday? If you weren't, you hate Jesus and are basically Satanist.

I continue to say that we are owed that day for everything that has happened since he came down that fucking escalator. We need this. This is our reward.

Everything about Kirk and his funeral is so weirdly gross, starting from the very obviously carefully posed photo of his wife with his casket to the U.S. President being introduced with a Pyro and YMCA.

Must have worked.

This is just so over the top gross.

So since Purdue puts Pete on the video board to distract kickers and Minnesota puts their gopher on, Should NFL teams put a woman working outside the home when Buttker kicks?

Is this a new official sponsor for @vbs.bsky.social ? www.meatchurch.com

Unwinfeated watch is out: www.reddit.com/r/CFB/commen...

Great. The Cubs clinch a playoff spot then take a weekend off to get swept by the Reds in 4. Lost two of them 1-0.

We're selling corn over here. Support Dillon and troop 9. trails-end.com/store/scout/...

Indiana might actually be good, but at least Cignetti will be hired away by someone like Florida.

I see my opinion of Illinois being hilariously overrated was correct. Have we forgotten the constant that Illinois just does not have consecutive great seasons?

Life of a Purdue fan: Lost by 16 and 26 the last two weeks to ranked teams and it is still a vast improvement over last year.

The fact that the first 23 points also came while the game was still competitive is huge as well. I know ND's defense is weak compared to last year, but still an improvement.

We will beat Illinois. If last year's shitty team needed a BS call to lose in Champaign this year's team wins.

Still encouraged. A lot to work on defensively, but the offense got 30 points on a team that shut them down a year ago. Beat the spread, too. Another week of improvement.

Let us not say anything we would regret.