Easy: you write one thesis per person and nail it to a church door.

Strait's closed. Moose out front should have told ya.

Welcome to the Crossroads Council Spring camporee! I think thos is the first campiree I have been on in 25 years, and this time I am a responsible adult leader.

The culture surveys will continue until morale improves.

www.maptap.gg April 17 100🎯 100🎯 97🔥 95🏅 98🎯 Final score: 973

It's been a day. Looking forward to camping with the Scouts this weekend.

Yay! My one semi-useful senator said something again. Sure, there will be no action and he voted agaisnt a war powers resolution when he could actually do something about it, but he at least said something. Maybe he will soon reach Susan Collins levels of concerned.

It's been a week. Time to just keep my mouth shut because otherwise I am gonna spiral (even more) and that is no good for anyone. At least if I a quiet mindless drone I am relatively useful to people.

Really happy this is going to likely murder something I spent years building and I was deeply proud of. At least the GBI folks will be happy I am finally gone.

Really glad I am here to bear witness to the overly exuberant team building exercise in the lobby right outside the door here.

Pope continues to spit bars.

New phone has some excellent photos of Ventress (left) and Nebula (right).

There's not a lot of substantial things they can accomplish in the minority, but efforts like this can still shape national politics in important ways.

How much does peace of mind cost again?

1. Fuck that. Make them all so afraid they flee the country. That's how you rebuild. 2. Cut all military spending by half. 3. This will be taken care of by the first two.

You're almost there, Tommy.

My goodness these are amazing: www.homefieldapparel.com/collections/...

Gotta admit, upon first glance I thought this said "Biden ruined ass eating", which somehow makes this worse.

Clavicular is a 20 year old child and famous for no good reason, not due to any particular celebration-worthy talent. He is a victim of a form of mental illness that is exacerbated by attention. However, if I come up with a good joke about him, I will post it.

I am 46 years old and still call my elders (that are still around) Mr./Mrs. So-and-so.

The President is tweeting images of himself as Jesus and his VP is lecturing the Pope on matters of theology. <sigh> But her emails.

Biggest Crowd of the season at Alexander 🏟️ #BoilerUp x #ThankYouFans

I think my first Charity bowl donation might be 132.03 for PTKU in honor of Indiana football suddenly being good and beating Purdue 132-3 the last 2 years.

I have learned that giving a 12 year old a phone unlocks the teen angst and sass early. I will have a teenager in 9 days.

Democratic process: participated in:

Good news! Walters now was only 5-18, not 5-19!

Confederacy still taking Ls 161 years later.

HUSBAND DICK TIPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Happy, "Rose should have moved over and let Jack get on the damn door" day to those who celebrate.

Would

And Aaron Rodgers might be gone from the Steelers.

No wonder people are cranky on here today. Maptap is down:

No electric guitars in church? No lock-ins? NO CALEBS!?!?!

All seafood. It's garbage.

Anyway, we need to go back to bands getting popular the old fashioned way, by taking hostage a radio station with realistic looking squirt guns and winning the heart of a recalcitrant disc jockey who is mad at management and then releasing a number one hit record while in prison for your crime.

You mean to tell me that the Senator that looks like a sentient shaved testicle and who hates the government thinks that the government is the problem?

How overtly awful do you have to be for THE CATHOLIC CHURCH says you are too colonial?

I am way too tired for it to only be Monday

You know who also tried to delete Christ...

He is gonna declare himself an Antipope, isn't he?

He posted. An AI picture. Of Himself. Portrayed as Christ. Forgiving Jeffrey Epstein. I have no words. I mean, at this point here is a free one for the @democrats.org : In EVERY House race your candidate just needs that picture with the words, "we can be done with this January 3, 2027 if elected."

Ending the day on a good buzz (thanks @the-core.bsky.social ) I got to go to Wrigley today with my son, buy a new hat, have a Budweiser, and watch the Cubs win a walk off from perfect seats. I mean... Could ask for a lot worse days.

<sigh> We don't have to do this. Like, really. We don't have to do this.

What the ever loving fuck is this?

Have we ad a society ever dealt with the fact that, at some point in 1994, people kinda lost their minds over a Meat Loaf song that just... took over the airways like a bizarre unicorn, then left.

This post brought to you by Midwestern Dadding! Midwestern Dadding! When you just subtly nod to another dad across the crowd and it bestows the higherst honor a man can bestow upon another.

Touched the hell out of some grass today. Took the Boy to Wrigley, just me and him. 3 hour drive each way. Saw a walk-off win, drank a Budweiser, high-fived strangers, rode the L. Weather couldn't have been better for mid-April. I hope I have a lot of days ahead of me, but this one wasa good one

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