NFL: Prime Tarik Cohen was pure entertainment

We have gone from "The internet ruined the fun of arguing sports in a bar with friends" to "I'm arguing with my hallucinating phone about sports by myself"

Cool that the Cubs are just re-running 2025

You ever have a day that just kicks you in the junk then jumps on your face?

Cubs frustration - it’s mounting

Nice of the Cubs to really use this inning to piss over any chance of a comeback on both sides

Quentin Richardson with the foam cheese grader on his desk in the background during his ESPN hit. You love to see it from the Whitney Young and DePaul legend. Bear Down

I can’t stop thinking about it; the White Sox City Connects just work. They are awesome. Even the dugout gear is perfect. I’m jealous.

Man, if only Matt Shaw could have gone farther to the right.

Listen if the Cubs were going to beat any NFL franchise it would probably be the Saints. But I just don’t like needing California guys like PCA to find a way to win in Detroit in November.

As a bald man I’m angry. This is like those crazy expensive sweaters with huge holes in them. Just offensive

This is the first person I’ve wanted to seek out on social media to yell at for being so ridiculously wrong headed.

One of the most important “small” things I’ve learned as an adult is: hey man, not everything is meant for you, and that’s totally cool. You can just skip this thing and everyone will be fine.

So many different subregions. Like, who comes out of the one with Unwritten, I'm Like A Bird and A Thousand Miles in it?

Can we get that image of Ayo and Harper spooning with the ball as the pillow? @cjzero.bsky.social

The Spurs defense is fully in the blender. They are now looking lost without Wemby’s gravity in the middle.

Losing this game may be more unforgivable for the Wolves than the Nuggets losing the non Ant/DDV game.

It’s May 9 and the Cubs have the best record in baseball despite the pitching staff basically being the Black Knight from Month Python. Hopefully the front office learned the lesson from last year.

Kind of pathetic the Sixers have to stoop so low for a championship

This move is obviously going to make a mockery out of the first round and ruin all that early fun. But I think it’s also going to screw up the Final Four.

“Look at those low rates!”

In all seriousness, this is a devastating series for the Reds. Yes, it’s early May. But a stretch like this can snowball and all of a sudden it’s a bad month and the front office is changing plans

I was really worried about the Cubs heading into the ninth inning. Didn’t like the idea of trying to win a game this series with the defense on the field. Fortunately they did the right thing and I was extremely confident after the Reds scored four in the ninth.

Hahahahahaha Reds

If he can’t do it, homie it can’t be done.

Choosing to be optimistic here and looking at it like all these seats now have more vulnerable candidates in the general election.

Everyone should have known Michael Busch was going to hit that home run after he had “If I Can’t” by 50 Cent as his walk up. Only one outcome in that situation.

This isn’t a revolutionary thought, but it feels like with all the injuries to starting pitchers the position is becoming the running back of MLB.

My two year jumps off of couches/beds like he’s one of The Hardy Boyz.

THE WOKE HORSE WON THE DERBY!

This Cubs team is so confusing. But unlike their hot run last year, they are winning in different ways. If they can keep their arms healthy they may improve from last year.

It feels like only a matter of time before we have liberal street preachers in conservative places. Just as annoying, but talking about the other parts of the bible. Yelling at Liberty students about accepting immigrants. Or outside the stock exchange screaming about Jesus flipping tables.

Have they considered having three kids under the age of 5? I’ve found it’s the best way to be constantly tired and ready for sleep.

I love PCA, but the idea that he used some outside motivation to just lock in and hit a home run is ridiculous. If that was the case, it kind of begs the question why he hadn’t done it every at bat.

Indiana public schools are getting screwed at ridiculous proportions. A generation of kids from this state will be worse off, both less educated and more narrow minded, because of a cash grab at the top and broken STEM brain. It’s breaking my heart.

The “wrong” player does exactly what Tim Hardaway Jr. just did and it’s a 2 game suspension

Someone explain to me what the deal is with this Pistons team. I know what they did through the regular season, I just don’t get how. Because it kind of looks like they suck.

Marcus Smart making sure to shake Steven Adams’ hand after the postgame kerfuffle was perfect.

I wasn’t planning on eating them anyway. But this is some news you can use. No word on if it’s ok for non-dog owners

Your Chicago Cubs

I like the idea of Zavion Thomas on the Bears. It just feels so early. He surely would have been there tomorrow for them.

Only one of two things can be true of Ben Johnson in year two; either he is an absolute genius, or he’s way too high on his own supply. This draft has been all Ben for the Bears.

$1 per player per year that MSU had an NFL QB take a snap during the unbroken streak from 2000-2015. But sent to PTK, because what the hell is MSU football doing right now. -Smoker -Stanton -Hoyer -Foles -Cousins -Cook @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social @protecttranskids.university

My current streamer rankings for sports broadcasts: 1. AppleTV 2. Netflix 3. Big big big gap 4. Prime 5. Smaller gap 6. Peacock

Caleb Lomu is an amazing galug. (Complimentary)

www.windycitygridiron.com/post/dQqbCyh... @sbnation.bsky.social

I wanted the Bears to draft someone in the box, DT or Edge, but I get the thought process with Thieneman. Interested to see how quickly he’s on the field.

One of the nice things no one tells you about being the parent of a newborn is you will be awake for every sporting event. Doesn’t matter your time zone or the season. You will be up for all of it. Might mess around and look for an NPB game next.

You can’t ask Miguel Amaya to do the job Ian Happ should have done.

Screw ESPN for what it did to SportsCenter