"We’ve got some guys in the bullpen doing some really good stuff.” Like what, arts and crafts? Because it's not pitching 🥴

Historians will say they were...

Diva #1: Hooman, not only are you off schedule, you're also not doing as you're told. #catsofbluesky #blackcatsofbluesky

Diva #2 has threatened me with her fangs. Halp.

Them to the Lyft driver: Myself, the friends, the box of dildos, and no questions asked www.closertotheedge.net/p/the-dildo-...

Dolphins fan for 35+ years, can confirm

The season is upon us

Is that an euphemism for "lost my virginity in a Cracker Barrel parking lot"? "Sucked a dick for Grandma's Pancake Breakfast"?

Diva #1: Serve your purpose by staying home and petting me. Pet Sister too if you want, but pet me first. #catsofbluesky #blackcatsofbluesky

Me: Diva #2, you look pensive. Diva #2: Damn, I was going for thoughtful. (1000 internet points if you get the reference). #blackcatsofbluesky #catsofbluesky

Me recording a video to my future grandchildren

Diva #2: You know what you did, Hooman. #catsofbluesky #blackcatsofbluesky

Diva #1: Good. One of the hoomans has provided laptime and petting service. #catsofbluesky #blackcat

8⃣9⃣4⃣ ALEX OVECHKIN TIES WAYNE GRETZKY FOR THE MOST GOALS SCORED IN NHL HISTORY #ALLCAPS

Keeping with a bittersweet tradition, Elvis Merzlikins named his second child after Johnny hockey 😭 He named his first child after Matiss Kivlenieks. His teammates are living on through his children.

Wrong bench, buddy

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Please be sure to use the correct time reporting code Despair hour = DSPR

Tracks

Or just wait for a cat to be delivered via the Cat Distribution Network ™️

And kids, this is how I met your father #winterfalcon #falconandthewintersoldier

Greer & Perry drop the gloves! #NHL | #Fight | #Highlight

Diva #1: What do you mean, you have to go to "work"? Sit down and be ready to serve your queen. #catsofbluesky #blackcat

Diva #2: If anyone is out there, please know that my Hoomans have never fed me, not even once. Pay no attention to the food bowls & treat plates you may see. #catsofbluesky #blackcat

Ball Sac. Heh heh heh

Diva #1: Hooman, you have interrupted my sleep. Let's see how you like it at 3 AM when I sing you the song of my people. #blackcat #catsofbluesky

Benny!!! ❤️💙❤️💙

☄️ #Cowboys #DakPrescott #MicahParsons #frauds #JerryJones #Eagles #Commanders #Giants #nflmemes #nfl #NFL

Diva #2: Felt cute, might smack sister or the Hoomans later, IDK #blackcat #blackcatsofbluesky

Diva #1: So tired of these Hoomans not staying on a proper schedule #blackcat #catsofbluesky

Signal boosting!! Whoever hires Katie will have an amazing person and thoroughly knowledgeable scientist on their team ❤️

I made this Pride flag using only NASA images and our team thought it would be cool to share on social (I work on the NASA heliophysics communications team), but it's getting all sorts of hate on the bird app and Fbook. Thought y'all might be more appreciative of it here. ☺️🏳️‍🌈💖

"Tell me you love me" 😂 Sam Reinhart mic'd up is hilarious. 📺: @NHL_On_TNT & @SportsonMax ➡️ http://max.com/sports/nhl

Morning neighborhood watch services provided by Diva #2 #blackcat

Just Reino things

Benny!❤️💙

And here's Diva #2. Delivered by the Cat Distribution Network ™️ in December 2023. Has "chaos agent" diagnosis from vet. Her hobbies include bapping her sister, destroying Lego builds, and clawing things she's not supposed to claw. #blackcat

Here's Diva #1. Delivered by the Cat Distribution Network ™️ in July 2020. Her hobbies include making demands of the Hoomans, serving mad judgemental looks, and ensuring everything is up to her high standards. #blackcat

Without downloading any new pictures where are you mentally