Bye Felicia

My guess is this is choreography for an exit from Minnesota. Homan will make a "recommendation" to Trump that victory has been achieved, and no further ICE/CBP intervention is required.

Timeline Cleanse

Hey NRA, are you good with this? THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

“Why would you bring a gun to a protest?” Pal, there are people who bring AR’s to the grocery store and you’re totally cool with that so maybe sit this one out.

Pretty sure the Border Patrol should be, um, patrolling the border not killing people in Minneapolis.

MAGA's twisted disregard for honesty.

When the NRA finds out that a citizen was shot and killed by Federal troops merely because he was carrying a gun, there is going to be hell to pay. This is the exact scenario they have been warning us about! These are the jack-booted government troops from which we need unfettered liberty!

“Under Investigation”

TACO caves to NATO

@thisone0verhere.bsky.social knows what's up. #genealogy #familyhistory

“Art of the Deal”

If Tom Brady gives me one of his Super Bowl rings it doesn’t make me a Super Bowl winner.

It’s sad that I cannot tell if this is satire or not.

Amazing, a Ford worker called Trump a “pedophile protector” during his visit to an assembly plant in Michigan today. In return, Trump, who has failed to release the Epstein files, yelled, “fuck you” and flipped off the worker.

And all of those locals happily filming and laughing. Not all heroes wear capes.

I don’t think the outrage was that it was free for everyone.

This is for Trump, right? Because The Apprentice never won an Emmy. www.televisionacademy.com/features/new...

Does MTG have her own padded room? Or does she have to share with other House members?

With US light sweet crude trading at $57 a barrel, American oil companies don't have much reason to spend tens of billions on new wells in a country that's so politically unstable. To say nothing of trying to do so in Venezuela.

Those are SCIF rated curtains.

Yes, Lil Marco would have Cuba be the 51st state long before Puerto Rico.

Who could have predicted this?

If 2025 was a year.

Better luck next year.

So that’s what happened to the Gulf of Mexico.

Merry Christmas Blueskyers!

Current issue of @theonion.com nails it again.

Just told my husband this is what I’m wearing to his funeral.

Whether it’s Pete Buttigieg learning to speak eight languages or Donald Trump successfully identifying a giraffe, there’s plenty of intellectual accomplishments on both sides of the aisle.

Pantone just updated their Color Of The Year

Perfect. Nothing to see here, folks! 🤷🏼

Happy Epsteinmas Everyone!

So much winning

“A-plus plus plus plus plus.” 🤡

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I am so fucking sick of the Republican response to school shootings being “well, shit happens”

The War on Christmas everyone

As he celebrates his 100th Birthday this very day, can we all take a moment to acknowledge that time when Dick Van Dyke won the internet internet. Forever.

LOL... Pentagon released a new AI military chatbot and it immediately pointed out that Pete Hegseth is a war criminal. abovethelaw.com/2025/12/pent...

Stares in Sarah Connor

Netflix had enough…🤣💯🤣

Does Polymarket have odds on Trump awarding himself a Gold Medal at the LA Olympics?