Happy first day of Pride Month to all who celebrate... which should be all of us.

Me in my BlueSky Bubble

They believed no service member should be buried alone. The “Arlington Ladies” have spent decades attending military funerals so the fallen are never laid to rest alone. This Memorial Day, we remember the fallen heroes and the people who made sure they were never forgotten. 🇺🇸 #SheShed

You may remember Republicans absolutely losing their mind when Obama released $1.7 billion in frozen Iranian assets.

Timeline Cleanse

I feel seen

Remember. We all got something going on

the president is raiding the treasury to put your tax dollars into this mans personal checking account as a reward for what hes doing in this picture

NBC needs to bring back their feature "The Fleecing of America".

Happy #Caturday.

Party Time! Happy #WTFriday

What. The. Actual. Fuck.

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#HappyMothersDay to those of you celebrating!

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Trump trying to get out of the giant mess he created with the Iran war.

Happy Star Wars Day!

L - North Korea R - Miami

We just want affordable gas and groceries.

Quiet, piggy

Socks the cat never fell asleep in the Oval Office. And you know how much cats like to take naps.

If only someone would hammer some theses on the church door!

Sen. Murray: Since Trump put his face on the National Park pass, has he visited a single one of our National Parks? Burgum: Uh... To that, I'm not, uh, certain

Happy Earth Day Y'all!!

Doctors say that measles is one of the deadliest and most contagious infectious diseases in the world. A guy who snorts cocaine off toilet seats and cuts penises off raccons says you'll be fine if you drink raw milk and bathe in raw sewage. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.

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Actual Far Side comic from Dec 6 1987

Current status #ceasefire

What shitty AI is Trump using? He instructed it to picture him as a doctor and comes out like Jesus?

Who did this one 😆😆😆

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Orban can still win if Mike Pence has the courage

Current status of the Strait of Hormuz dispute

Here we go…..

Anyone else have that sinking feeling that exactly nothing has been solved?

Downed fighter pilots were not available for comment.

I don’t do the whole Polymarket thing but are there odds on Trump showing/not showing at the Easter Egg Roll tomorrow?

In all fairness, you can’t expect them to remember every black-out drink that shows up with the munchies.

Emilia Clarke has the most expressive eyebrows in Hollywood. That is all.

OMG this is real.

You and your Senate colleagues believing that Pam Bondi "gave up her integrity" to remain in her position is a big part of why we're here

Be careful folks, today is April Fool's Day, which means that the internet will be rife with misinformation and posts designed to deceive. Don't worry though, tomorrow we will be back to normal, and the internet will be rife with misinformation and posts designed to deceive.

Brutal

Stupid is as stupid does.

Happy #NoKings Day!

(Looks around at the burning wreckage of the United States) Yup. Can’t argue there.