what heart? I'm an "animal"

I just realized that my ideal European vacation consists of visiting a series of quiet, cozy bookstores and libraries in different countries. I say this a lot (usually in response to something gay), but this would fix me.

I hate when I ask for help and they say “figure it out”… okay I will but I’m gonna be annoying about it

and by that I mean brain

using my flesh to influence others like I'm building them homes with straw

and by that I mean influencers

most of these rappers will be called least in heaven. live it up while you have the chance, children

so busy rapping about lean and sex I forgot to feed my family

why aren't your rappers seeding strong love rich communities in the hoods

they only charge ATM fees in the hood

some people need to take the dive for heaven treasure and build high value properties in the middle of the hood

Neither do I, Bradly. Neither do I.

rot in hell avocado that ripened too quickly

coming to your sensei

unless it's in heaven

my favorite time to prune yesterday’s thoughts is in the morning, before it gets too hot, so I do not lose too many precious bodily fluids

Forming a screening panel in which a group of impartial people get to interrogate any new friends or lovers

in an alternate universe my bush is trimming a few inches off of me

there's like six people awake right now, and i'm three of em

Holy shit. The symphony was real good

How many times can someone rewrite the ending of a short story??? Asking for a friend…who really wants this one to be done…

When you cry, I'll rearrange the world to soothe you.

friendly reminder that women are better than you

Fuck. Im not going to install terraria again fuck you. No. No.

no quarter!

Eating avocado toast like some kind of millionaire.

Wake up and smell the stupid

cutting the ‘good’ ground coffee with a few scoops of ‘this was half price’ ground coffee

Been a while since a dark monolith mysteriously appeared in the desert.

you can't say you stand for human rights if you don't care for souls

I think I've had maybe 6 baklava chodes today

Middle class is a gender identity deal with it mort/gage

immediately after posting you have a brief window of i-frames before your skeet is submitted and hits the tl, so as long as you maintain skeet frequency and volume (not quantity) you CAN post through it and never die

Where did everyone go? Why are we getting more fragmented instead of closer? I feel like I'm floating in space.

Bologna is just hot dog pancakes

if i had the stamina id make an album and every song title is a different way to tell someone to fuck off & its the story of the most tortured person alive

sorry for retweeting a bunch of old art but maybe it will make some of you smile idk

having a heart attack after someone with the same name as an old classmate likes one of my posts

does anyone else wish they could post a single melody from a song or a snippet of the part you're thinking of

hearing the beat of the unlistened heart

remember that once you eliminate the impossible whatever remains might stay around for a while cause ill forget that its still there to be honest

sorry for fighting so much today in my defense it was very funny

the one need I have is someone to chat with all the time

my memoir will just be 300 pages of existential screaming

He read the room Then he read it again. The plot still Didn’t make sense.

i dont know the lyrics to your heart

i liked the part of your post that wasnt the same things everybody else was saying

It's weird being movie villain coded so many times over

If that motherfucker shines once in the movie I’m giving it 5 stars