A U.S. president cannot be held accountable. Therefore, a U.S. president must never make a policy decision.

I just typed “Jerome Powell Sexy” into Google images and I’m sure I just got added to four or five LE lists

JD Vance: they/them pronouns? a bit more like they/them faux-nouns to me! Trump: we need to do 9/11 to Mexico

me: right yeah friend: ... and you know i'm really just worried about my cat because i don't know how i'd feel if she died while i wasn't there- ken, scrolling tiktok and tuned out of the conversation: HAH!!!!

"you're a man" ad hominem "you were born a boy" sunk cost fallacy "you're amab" false dichotomy "you have xy chromosomes" false equivalence "trans people are mentally ill" non sequitur "changing your sex isn't possible" skill issue

I'm at a gayphone trying to call homo

Good grief! Whose dick do i gotta suck to get a mouth full of cum around here huh??

telling you everything you've always needed to hear to be able to finally start the healing process but doing it in the gman cadence

Dudes Rock

"Hang on, I just need to download some more RAM..."

Ok I'm getting quite tired of artists having conservative reactionary takes to this news. In this QT thread I'm going to ask artists 6 questions to consider, which I'm very willing to hear them out on and will hopefully lead to an interesting discussion. Please do share your thoughts below 👇

this is archmedicalism

wow @coffeezilla.bsky.social @dropsitenews.com and Jmail just did an insane scoop www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7i9...

you either die a hero or live long enough to be Adobe

the wild thing is that artists are supporting the very IP laws that didn't protect them in the first place against AI

I didn't put "supporting international rent seeking laws to get $0.00009" on my bingo card goddamn

Mr. Beast, all my friends and I were saying how good at boxing you’d be

Honestly horrible news for Italian organ donor wait list

google dot com does a computer need ram is ram optional how to make ram at home genius dot com daft punk ram

babe let's make this bauhaus a bauhome

D.A.R.E. but for Posting

sheesh, the only thing worse than getting kicked out of the polycule is finding out via jira ticket 😣

Christmas hasn't been the same since i noticed Santa has the same handwriting as my wife

you’ve been found guilty of lacking whimsy, player. you’re going to the funny farm

i think if you have a juicy enough tale therapists should give you the session for free because let's be real they love that shit and ought to be paying you for the experience

A friend showed me this in text, so I turned it into an actual video

bsky is short for blowjob sky

optimistic guy in the town from Uzumaki: well I think our town is BLESSED by spirals

how your email finds me

im sorry but dungeons and dragons is not a game where you can "do anything". the game where you can do anything is freestyle roleplaying on the neopets message boards

renewing a .cat tld is $20 and renewing a .dog tld is $50 this is proof of dogscrimination

@profanity.accountant tell me how well i did

your honor i plead crashing out

I think I want to be told I'm pretty, but if someone tells me I'm pretty the first thought is "you are flattering me so you can eventually sell me a time-share"

maybe i am going insane

@grok generate a .png of this guy's NFT avatar

-150 psychic damage -100 curse damage -70 sanity

thanks man