mr mamdani, mr mamdani over here! any comment on this rock i found earlier

"Dasha got dropped by Gersh," I say to the elerly woman sitting next to me on the bus. "Can you believe that?" She empties an entire can of mace directly into my face instantly.

First openly bisexual president coming soon??

Hell yeah steam machine let's go!!!!

There is a genius to this image that cannot be explained in words. I can't stop laughing.

okay so when does the sharia law start I WAS PROMISED SHARIA

guy who gets dysphoria from ai swapping his face with charlie kirks

responding to a breakup text with "L ragebait"

FUCK

Pepsi has the chance to do the funniest thing rn

Full of soup

they tied my dick in a knot at the glory hole and now i can't get out

why is it called the garden of eating if you weren't supposed to eat anything

Mamdani rn:

me looking at ur post history

you post something you find beautiful about this world full of beauty and they punish you for it

Rudy did 9/11 #neverforget

“Sorry, don’t mind me I’m just stretching my legs.”

BREAKING: Mamdani kills Dick Cheney, wins election.

28g (1oz) uranium contains ~20,000,000,000 kcal, making it an incredibly cost effective source of calories

live view from cuomo hq

what a blessing. every day i get to see a new funny bird

the original tattoo was to hide the methane gas vent installed on him after the army did experiments. now the cover up has blocked the vent and he's gonna explode if he gets too close to an open flame

idiots. dont they know ur supposed to add a 123 at the end?

casually saying "i love CBT" to see where they take the conversation

yay pumpkin day 🎃

me enjoying a internet web content post

your dollar is literally losing insane value every month who can begrudge you for buying some weird designer drugs from a nonbinary dj named Pine who you'll end up having intense yet dissapointing sex with by the end of the week

Why did we get rid of cars with enough headlights and replace it with two radiation demons

Over on twitter there are people throwing fits about the very real, very credible threat of 'forcefem matriarchy'. This is great.

media professionals using the term normie are appropriating shitposter culture

its fascinating how libertarians will find the most authoritarian and unworkable solution to something thats already basically solved just because.....i dont know why actually

the cybertruck of Linux distros

what if jesus turned water into paint thinner

wokelike dickbuilder

we need to forcefem graham platner

I love that I get blocked by the exact people who would block me

If taking 40mg gummies causes short term memory loss what does taking 40mg gummies cause?

horrifying news everyone. I made my partner confiscate my iPad and my productivity/mental health improved by 10000x within a day 😭