Furious that Chris Nolan would disregard historical accuracy in adapting The Odyssey by making a "movie" with "cameras" instead of memorizing the entire story and then going on a nationwide tour to sing it to us while tripping on ergotized barley

*hacker voice* I’m in

You know what. Don't look on my works. Fuck you. You don't deserve them. Despairing ass.

What in the coastline paradox is happening here?

Why do bash “dead-beat” dads for throwing their kids off of cliffs but we never question if the child has bad vibes? Or if they’re just unpleasant to be around?

Here's the serious bit for anyone who'd rather skip the 4000 words of jokes

How it feels to drop a heavy trash bag several floors down a garbage chute

Think I’ll take this flâneussy out for a walk

Petting a new stray cat and your phone vibrates. “Bestiary Updated”

Happy May Day. The cause of labor is the hope of the world

Marta is pretty pathetic by most metrics of effective transit, but also whenever any suburbanite criticizes my beloved Metropolitan Atlanta Rapid Transit Authority, I offer absolutely no quarter. Its opponents are lower than dirt to me.

It's important to remember that, yes, sometimes good things still happen. www.dailymail.com/news/article...

stick a woman in her third trimester on the basketball court - call that pregaballin

Yeah so he is just going to keep doing the thing where we are in a constant state of uncertainty, confusion, stress, and tension because that is what abusive people do and the people who are in a position to address this are asleep at the switch.

oh uhhhhh 200 Greatures today greatures.com/comic/200/

Saw the news and I’ll just say it’s great to start your day laughing

can think of at least 50 artists who, if you gave them each even like 100 thousand dollars, it would absolutely change the culture we live in for the better. 5 million is pocket change in the scheme of things. but we have to live in a world where all of that capital is wasted on bullshit like this.

I was over on x dot com scoping out things to talk about on youtube dot com and across a unique and cunning plan for dealing with the strait of hormuz

Airdropping ChatGPT-generated markdown leaflets on Tehran congratulating them on being a laboratory for self-governance

Mom, come pick me up, the best lack all conviction and the worst are full of passionate intensity.

i stand with my trans homies! 🏳️‍⚧️ fuck this administration and the rotten animals who’re in charge! and fuck the disingenuous losers who are just “asking questions”!! here’s a question i’m “just”asking: when will you die!?

Cafe St. John, WA

Update: two of my friends got engaged on stage and then she played Fuck the Pain Away:)

State of the Union? Yes, I am seeing Peaches perform at the Buckhead Theater tonight.

This classic Nancy is a reminder of how much swearing the strip used to feature. Newspaper owners didn't like it, but the strip was so popular they had no choice but to run it uncensored. It was a different time

As the guy who wrote the book on zoning abolition, I'd like to go on record as saying: if you can use zoning to stop the concentration camps, fucking go for it.

It’s times like this where you can see who is truly the monster in this relationship

i made a version of wikipedia you can doomscroll xikipedia.org

gee whiz it would be really great if the opposition party smelled blood in the water right now and went on a full offensive to harness this spark of momentum

Democrats can and must make it clear there will be trials and anyone even somewhat associated with ICE will face them. Maybe give a quit-your-job deadline on appeasement and give people 72 hours. I don't know. But currently the plan is to let them murder us in the street and get away with it.

in 2016 i made an edit of a dilbert comic and scott adams got so mad he blocked me and then blogged about it

Scott Adams may be gone, but we will always remember Dilbert's signature catchphrase: "I hate Mondays."

The phone is for making posts like "the ass is the father of the legs" whereas the computer is for posts that include words like "inexorably"

2026? More like 202flix.. catch my ass at the movies

One way that the reaction to Rob Reiner's murder mirrors Charlie Kirk's is that the best way to eulogize each of them is to quote their words, and in both cases, doing so pisses off conservatives.

I don’t know much about the Wicked movies but I assume they’re set in Boston

Being observed today so I guess I'll go through the slit on the left

Just caught a guy performatively staring into the middle distance…he wanted me to think he was meditating upon the strange vicissitudes of fate but I could tell he was just a wastoid

KEYS TO A THRIVING SOCIAL MEDIA SITE -people who think witchcraft is real -Korean nursing students that speak in AAVE -gangstalking victims

I can’t stress this enough: you cannot understand politics without reading this paragraph about why there’s no such thing as a 1/3rd pound hamburger

"doxxing" was named after the first person doxed, Robert Dox, 4520 Jacobs Ave, Belview, MN

Let’s do some news